Title text: Also, all financial analysis. And, more directly, D&D.
First, a random number generator is something that can give a person any number within a range of numbers - or, possibly, any number at all. For example, a single six-sided dice will give you any integer between 1 and 6 inclusive.
Second, with an unweighted random number generator each number that is possible has an equal chance of coming up. For example, on a single dice there is usually an equal chance of getting a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, or 6.
Third, a weighed random number generator is one where some numbers are more likely to come-up than others. For example, a weighted dice might favor the 6 side more, and thus it will come-up more often.
This comic is referencing the fact that sports, all sports, generate numbers that are essentially random. The rules of the sport and the skill of the participants weighs the numbers toward certain outcomes. Every game produces a new batch of numbers: more home runs, more sacks, more passes, more shots, more hits, more misses, more goals. If the generator is weighted to favor a specific team in a specific game, that is discussed. Then the results of the game (more random numbers) are discussed. It's the discussion that is the narrative part. If a player breaks a record, that becomes part of the narrative. The number is random, but weighted because of player skill or the rules of the sport.
This strip is one of several in which Randall attempts to trivialize sports.
The title text applies this to financial/stock results/forecasts as well. And, most appropriately to Dungeons & Dragons (D&D), which is a game where most aspects of the game are determined by rolling dice of various numbers of sides and the numerical results are woven into a narrative by the Dungeon Master.
- [Two commentators sit behind a desk.]
- Commentator 1: A weighted random number generator just produced a new batch of numbers.
- Commentator 2: Let's use them to build narratives!
- ALL SPORTS COMMENTARY