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== Explanation ==
 
== Explanation ==
{{w|Stephenie Meyer}} is the author of the {{w|Twilight (novel series)|Twilight novels}}, a series of {{w|vampire}} novels popular with young teens. It is a love it or hate it type of novel, with a large following and a large portion of haters as well.
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{{w|Stephenie Meyer}} is the author of the {{w|Twilight series}}, a series of novels popular with young teens. It is a love it or hate it type of novel, with a large following and a large portion of haters as well.
  
In the comic, {{w|4chan}}, an {{w|imageboard}}, is featured. Imageboards such as 4chan have the feature to post anonymously. The users of 4chan launch an attack on a Twilight board and Stephenie Meyer asks them to stop. When they refuse, Meyer writes 4chan into her next novel, thereby drawing in a large number of fans of her novel as a counter-attack to what 4chan ran on the Twilight forum. This results in what the original 4chan users consider a ruined imageboard.
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In the comic, {{w|4chan}}, an {{w|imageboard}}, is featured. Imageboards have the feature to post anonymously, a most commonly associated with 4chan. The users of 4chan launch an attack on a Twilight board and Stephenie Meyer asks them to stop. When they refuse, Meyer writes 4chan into her next novel, thereby drawing in a large number of fans of her novel as a counter-attack to what 4chan ran on the Twilight forum. This results in what the original 4chan users consider a ruined imageboard
  
The title of the comic is drawn from the internet slang term {{w|troll (internet)|troll}}, which refers to actively attempting to get a rise out of a forum. In this instance, 4chan attempted to troll a Twilight board and Meyer acted against the troll, making her a "slayer" of them. Obviously the pimpled boy she chats with is very dismayed by this result, as there are now so many more vampire-book-fans than computer geeks on 4chan, and they cannot get through with any of their funny/evil plans anymore. There may also be a reference to the famous {{w|vampire slayer}} known as {{w|Buffy the Vampire Slayer|Buffy}}, seeing that Stephenie's main character vampires do not need to be slain, but she then turns on those who tries to do so in real life on the message board.
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The title of the topic is drawn fron the internet slang term {{w|troll (internet)}}, which refers to actively attempting to get a rise out of a forum. In this instance, 4chan attempted to troll a Twilight board and Meyer acted against the troll, making her a "slayer" of them.
  
The pictures used on the two panels showing the 4chan imageboard tells a lot about their users. It is unclear what the text page refers to. And also what it is that [[Cueball]] is standing next to. But a black hat, as shown in the third picture is typical for an internet troll (see the xkcd version of [[Black Hat]]), and also the guy saying {{w|LOL}} is already laughing out loud at you before you read his text. He also LOL's in his comment about the angsty teens that reads the books, and whom he looks forward to trolling.
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The title text refers to {{w|Walt Kelly}}'s famous saying. Kelly used it to refer to all of mankind, whereas here it refers to the users of 4chan, by bringing on the enemy of their forum themselves.
 
 
In the second 4chan panel all four images relate to ''Twilight''. The first picture most likely depicts {{w|Edward Cullen}} and {{w|Bella Swan}} (from the movies) standing with their backs against each other. This person enjoys being anonymous.
 
The second picture with the text ''Dawnz'' refers, in "plural" form, to the last book ''{{w|Breaking Dawn}}'' which was split into two films {{w|The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1|part 1}} and {{w|The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2|part 2}}. This person wish to know about peoples favorite vampire, exactly the kind of questions the trolls would have mocked on the Twilight board, now infesting their own site. The third picture is of a person who has tried to dress up like a {{w|goth}} vampire, even commenting on the darkness of the picture. The last picture depicts the cover of the last book ''Breaking Dawn'' with the two chess pieces. This fan seems to be searching for a date around Dallas...
 
 
 
The title text refers to {{w|Walt Kelly}}'s famous {{w|Pogo_(comic_strip)#.22We_have_met_the_enemy_and_he_is_us..22|saying}}. Kelly used it to refer to all of mankind, whereas here it refers to the users of 4chan, by bringing on the enemy of their forum themselves.
 
 
 
From ''[[xkcd: volume 0]]'':
 
{{quote|Some 4channers wrote in to complain I was violating [https://www.4chan.org/rules rules] 1 and 2. Some 4channers are a little slow on the uptake.}}
 
  
 
==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
:[A list of post comments alongside pictures on a website. The first picture shows a page from a book/website with a small black picture with a white feature in the upper left corner and text to the right and below it. The second picture shows Cueball in front of three people, with a unclear drawing to the right (is it a canon?). The third picture shows a man with a black hat holding up a sword to the left and a trumpet to the right. The fourth and last picture is cut off in the middle at the bottom of the frame. The visible top part shows a drawing of a mans face from the nose/ears and up. The man has black hair and says LOL].
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:[A website where people can post comments alongside pictures.]
:Text picture: Hey, let's troll the fuck out of the Twilight boards
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:[Next to a picture of a website.] Hey, let's troll the fuck out of the Twilight boards.
:Cueball picture: I'm in. Should be fun
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:[Next to a picture of some people.] I'm in. Should be fun.
:Man with sword picture: Me too. Signing on now.
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:[Next to a picture of a man with sword and trumpet.] Me too. Signing on now.
:LOL face picture: Lol angsty teens.
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:[Next to a picture of "LOL".] Lol angsty teens.
  
:[Stephenie Meyer is shown sitting facing right and chatting at her computer. She get's a reply from the screen. It looks like she actually speaks the lines of text to someone, but she only types it in via the keyboard. This becomes clear in the next panel where the pimpled boy she talks to obviously types his reply on the keyboard. Across the top border of the frame is a smaller frame with a caption:]
 
 
:Hours Later:
 
:Hours Later:
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:[Stephenie Meyer, at a computer.]
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:Stephenie Meyer: Hi, it's Stephenie Meyer. Fine, you don't like my books. But please leave us alone.
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:[[Hairy]]: Show us your tits.
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:Stephenie Meyer: I asked politely. Don't make me get tough.
  
:Stephenie Meyer (typing): Hi, it's Stephenie Meyer. Fine, you don't like my books. But please leave us alone.
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:[Hairy at computer.]
:Pimpled boy (from computer): Show us your tits.
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:Hairy: And what, call the internet police? You don't get it, do you? We've been trolling for years. We're all anonymous. There's nothing you can do to hurt us. We're the net's hate machine.
:Stephenie Meyer (typing): I asked politely. Don't make me get tough.
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:Stephenie Meyer: Okay. Just remember, I gave you a chance. ''Disconnected''
 
 
:[A boy with lots of pimples and black hair is sitting at his computer typing (facing the other way towards Stephenie in the previous panel). He writes his reply on the keyboard and receives a reply from Stephenie coming out of the computer.]
 
:Pimpled boy (typing): And what, call the internet police? You don't get it, do you? We've been trolling for years. We're all anonymous. There's nothing you can do to hurt us. We're the net's hate machine.
 
:Stephenie Meyer (from computer): Okay. Just remember, I gave you a chance. <code>*Disconnected*</code>.
 
  
:[A page from a book is shown lying slanted across the panel. Some of the text is thus cut off at the edges of the frame. The first eight lines can be read clearly, even though the last letter in both the 2nd and sixth line is partly cut-off. Below that there are four incomplete lines, where only the visible part will be transcribed, but a good guess at the missing text is written in square brackets. Across the top border of the frame is a smaller frame with a caption:]
 
 
:Six Months Later:
 
:Six Months Later:
 
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:[A page from a book.]
 
:Vampires! Book VI
 
:Vampires! Book VI
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:Edward ran a pale hand through his perfect golden-bronze hair, then signed on to 4chan.org, the darkest place on the internet, where all his vampire compatriots spent their time.
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:Suddenly, there was a loud knock at the door [...] swept in [...] ing
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:[The rest of the page is cut off.]
  
:Edward ran a pale hand
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:Shortly Thereafter:
:through his perfect golden-
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:[On the same website as the first panel.]
:bronze hair, then signed
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:[Next to a picture of two people hugging.] OMG I love this place it's so edgy being anonymous.
:on to 4chan.org, the darkest
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:[Next to a picture of "DAWNE".] Whos your favorite vampire
:place on the internet, where
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:[Next to a picture of someone with black hair and shirt.] Check out my pic Im so dark just like this site
:all his vampire compatriots
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:[Next to a picture of a chess piece.] Any Twilight fans in Dallas want to meet a lonely (...)
:spent their time.
 
:Suddenly, there was [a]
 
:[sha]rp knock at the d[oor]
 
:[?] swept in [?]
 
:[?r?]ing [?]
 
 
 
:[Another list of post comments alongside pictures on the same website as in the first panel. The first picture shows a man with black hair and a woman with long hair standing with their backs against each other (probably Edward and Bella from the books). The second picture is just a white frame with the text Dawnz. The third picture shows a person from the chest and up. The person has black hair and black clothes, with some kind of collar. The fourth and last picture shows two chess piece a large one in front of the other. The picture is shown completely but the text message seems to be more than two lines long, but only the top two lines are shown. Across the top border of the frame is a smaller frame with a caption:]
 
:Shortly thereafter:
 
 
 
:Two people picture: OMG I love this place it's so edgy being anonymous
 
:Dawnz picture: Whos your favorite vampire
 
:Collared person picture: Check out my pic Im so dark just like this site
 
:Chess piece picture: Any Twilight fans in Dallas want to meet a lonely
 
  
:[Back to the boy with lots of pimples now sitting resigned at his computer without typing.]
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:[Hairy at his computer.]
 
:Hairy: Oh... Oh God.
 
:Hairy: Oh... Oh God.
  
 
{{Comic discussion}}
 
{{Comic discussion}}
 
 
[[Category:Comics featuring real people]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring real people]]
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]] <!-- the second picture in the first panel shows Cueball -->
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[[Category:Comics featuring Hairy]]
[[Category:Twilight]]
 
[[Category:Internet]]
 
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