Help I'm trapped in a driver's license factory Elaine Roberts

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Help I'm trapped in a driver's license factory Elaine Roberts
First appearance 342: 1337: Part 2
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Elaine Roberts is the world's best hacker. She is the oldest daughter of Mrs. Roberts, and has a younger brother nicknamed Little Bobby Tables. She was mentored by Donald Knuth in his mountain hideaway for four years until she bested him. She has broken in to NSA headquarters with the help of Adrian Lamo. She helped Steve Jobs develop a vision of the future Apple. As well as having fought MPAA and RIAA ninja.

According to trivia in title text of xkcd 342: 1337: Part 2, "Elaine" is actually her middle name. Her actual "first" name is "Help I'm trapped in a driver's licence factory" as stated in the title text of xkcd 327: Exploits of a Mom.