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:[Black Hat is standing next to a large badge that says FUCK Computational Linguistics.] ...I... You know, I'm sick of easy targets. Anyone can make fun of emo kids. You know who's had it too easy? Computational Linguists. "Ooh, look at me! My f

...elling a product) and therefore are potentially just out to make a buck on you, especially the ones who have a free blog with a paid product, since it is :8:00am-whenever Fuck around

{{comicsrow|388|2008-02-25|Fuck Grapefruit}} {{comicsrow|348|2007-11-23|Close to You}}

...an effect Randall has used to [[:Category:Comics_to_make_one_feel_old|make you feel old]] several times (for instance he mentions The Matrix again two yea :Megan: Holy fuck, ten years ago?

...d also the guy saying {{w|LOL}} is already laughing out loud at you before you read his text. He also LOL's in his comment about the angsty teens that rea :Text picture: Hey, let's troll the fuck out of the Twilight boards

Note that Randall uses similar diagrams in each of [[388: Fuck Grapefruit]], [[1242: Scary Names]] and [[1501: Mysteries]], which also con ...although going by the exact wording of the starting hypothesis, "The thing you study just showed up in your classroom", the implication is that up until t

| title = Fuck Grapefruit ...n the chart. Ever spent half an hour trying to open a coconut with a rock? Fuck coconuts.

:Friend: So, are you guys out of the woods? ...nosis, then treated you, and at the end of treatment either you beat it or you died.

...<p>Alternatively, the line <q>fuck the cosine</q> resembles the slogan {{w|fuck the police}}.</p> # Lots of jokes have been made out of the template "does liking X make you gay?", where the speaker is afraid that he may be a homosexual. Here, the s

...Ls on chalkboards, encircled with a DNE. They went unerased for months. If you see this, feel free to replace the URL with xkcd.com. ...tactic for less conspicuous {{w|URL}}s to their sites. He also kindly asks you to replace those messages with xkcd.com to get some free advertising.

...y pushing him down a hill. While tumbling down the hill he shouts back "as you wish" identifying him as her first love. She tumbles after, landing on top If you haven't seen the movie or read the book, you may find it helpful to read the synopsis of the book {{w|The_Princess_Bride

...amples in a sentence shown to the right. These sentences are not something you would be likely to overhear. In the case of ''fucking fungible'' it is also ...olloquialism ''effing'' or ''F-ing'' is a way of censoring "the F-word", ''fuck''. The two used together resembles someone partially self-censoring the phr

...ed future. He ends with the clear and simple explanation of his choices—"Fuck. That. Shit." ...routine life becomes, or the more routine life becomes, the less creative you become. This is a chicken and egg type question, which is dramatically bro

...pull on something without it breaking. Shear strength represents how hard you can try to cut it without it breaking. Many materials have great tensile st |style="text-align:right;"|because some fuck brought

...out our place in the universe. I'm supposed to care about college? I mean, FUCK. :Princess: My kingdom needs you!

:Cueball: The line is full, asshole! Fuck off! :Cueball: Do... do you want a hug?

...ks are common sense, highly-useful ones (e.g., if it's 30 degrees Celsius, you'd be quite comfortable outside dressed for the beach) but some of the bench ...C, the user is incapable of closing their mouth after starting the first "fuck", and so extends it into one long one.

This comic makes use of the existential idea of "finding meaning where you look for it," a recurring theme in xkcd. The caption implies that a bathroo ...ext to him is covered in graffiti: "you suck," "Mike sucks cock," "CUNT," "fuck," "BITCHAS," "dane was here" struck through and "dane is a fag" written und

...ment thread, get out the debit card, buy us some music, and let's rock the fuck out', while she shows the {{w|sign of the horns|sign of the horns}}. The pr :Megan [off-panel]: What are you doing?

| titletext = I'm waiting for the day when, if you tell someone 'I'm from the internet', instead of laughing they just ask 'oh ...''[http://reunion.com Reunion.com]''' are early sites that offered to help you find your former classmates from school, a role largely taken over by the b

'{{w|May you live in interesting times}}' (or, in this comic, 'may you have an interesting life') is supposedly a Chinese saying, except that a fe :Megan: You know how some people consider "May you have an interesting life" to be a curse?

Note that [[Randall]] uses similar diagrams in both [[388: Fuck Grapefruit]], [[1501: Mysteries]] and [[2466: In Your Classroom]], which al ...The Helvetica scenario was made up by the BBC comedy show {{w|Look Around You}} in the pilot episode, which can be seen [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=

| titletext = If you have any ideas, I hear you can send them to <nowiki>[email protected]</nowiki>. ...} || PILF || Pun of {{w|MILF pornography|MILF}}, i.e. ''Planet I'd Like to Fuck''. Planet c is a relatively hot planet, within the habitable zone.

:Megan: ...You say, instead of enjoying the view. :White Hat: Documenting your life distracts you from ''living'' it. You're not really—

| titletext = More actual results: 'Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You [are the best. The best thing ever]', 'Revenge is a dish best served [by a |"You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!"

...range either. Items near the top-left corner (such as the meaning of ''{{w|You're So Vain}}'') are mysterious but not really strange. Items near the botto Note that Randall uses similar diagrams in both [[388: Fuck Grapefruit]], [[1242: Scary Names]] and [[2466: In Your Classroom]], which

...to steer a plane (airliner cockpit controls), and the little bags of water you're made of (cells). See a summary below and also the [[#Things in this book Have you ever tried to learn more about some incredible thing, only to be frustrated

|MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK |Smile! You're on Candid Microscope

...y used by her supporters, hence the title. Randall then lists tips to help you cast your vote ([[#How to help|see table below]]) suggesting a personal inv ...controversial when he endorsed Obama, but that it was not the most [[388: Fuck Grapefruit#Controversy|controversial comic he had published]] at that time.

...sed on tastiness of various flavors, which makes it very similar to [[388: Fuck Grapefruit]]. The colors are sorted in descending order (from most tasty t ...ten dictates that you should drink. Not drinking Coffee (or hating it when you do) can be a problem with all the coffee breaks and meetings held over coff

...up after the glacier, because it will take a long time (and as she put it "Fuck Glaciers"). The problem for Megan is that she is already using her time {{w :Ponytail: Why ... Why are you doing that?

The comic is another comparison graph, like [[1775: Things You Learn]] or [[1701: Speed and Danger]]. It contrasts how cool something ''so ...pposed to leaving the point out, as Randall did with the coconut in [[388: Fuck Grapefruit]], where it is only mentioned in the title text. This could be a

...'' || {{w|Dartford}} || "DTF" is an abbreviation used to indicate "Down To Fuck". Dartford is a town in Kent, UK, about 10 miles SE of London. It does not ...Flagstaff station|Flagstaff Station}} || "FFS" is an abbreviation for "For Fuck's Sake." "FLG" is the code for the Flagstaff, AZ airport. Wikipedia has a

* <code>cat [filename]</code> shows the content of the file, or "You're a kitty!" if [filename] is left blank. ** "Exactly your age/A gender you're attracted to/Far far away.", Requests for a/s/l are often not answered t

| titletext = I take it Narnia doesn't have Cinnabons? Because if you can magic up a plate of those, I'll betray whoever. ...d taste for western palates. [[Randall]], who has made comics about [[388: Fuck Grapefruit|being unimpressed by food]] in the past, comments that he was ve

...lem [http://www.techtimes.com/articles/154000/20160427/science-reveals-why-you-always-lose-your-socks-in-the-laundry.htm to have been researched by scient ...ary, since any two socks form a pair, and losing one is less vexing, since you can never end up with more than one unmatched sock (and losing another one

- Objectionable words such as fuck, shit, cunt, ass, tits, cock, scrotum, bitch, Belgium, pussy, or twat The internet is the past. Newspapers are the future! See you in the funny papers.</big>

{{TOC}}Below, you will find the full transcript of the comic [[1037: Umwelt]]. The transcript :[An epic void with a bright light shining right on you.]

...nauts likened its smell and taste to burnt gunpowder, so make of that what you will.) Other fruit opinions have previously been mentioned in [[388: Fuck Grapefruit]], but it is unknown what the line would be like if Randall incl