...the interviewer wait around for 5 years without moving to find out. And as Beret Guy expected they stayed exactly where they were. (This could be suggesting
The title text is a continuation of their conversation in which Beret Guy turns down the job because he wants to find out what happened in the la
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...ist of comics, see [[:Category:Comics featuring Beret Guy|Comics featuring Beret Guy]].''</noinclude>
...a [[stick figure]] character in [[xkcd]]. He is distinguished by his white beret. Like [[Black Hat]], he is one of the few xkcd characters who tends to repr
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* In [[1617: Time Capsule]], [[Beret Guy]] has the same mission, but has instead "traveled" forward in time, and
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In this image [[Beret Guy]] shouts out '''The apocalypse!''' And then he continues to explain wha
After Beret Guy has announced this, he runs into [[Cueball]] who has heard part of this
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...''actually'' the characters. The same goes for the other white hat guy, [[Beret Guy]]. See more on how little these three interact in xkcd in the explanati
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[[Beret Guy]] runs to wake up [[Cueball]], who is probably under the covers in bed,
...|Project Orion}} (which is later mentioned in [[2423: Project Orion]]). As Beret suggests, Project Orion was an early project to produce a spacecraft that w
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...he ring, a fifth person in love, and the third person in the second frame, Beret Guy and the portal in the third frame, and the same two people in the fourt
[[Category:Comics featuring Beret Guy]]
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...light's travel ends only with us seeing "pretty dots" - stars in the sky. Beret Guy then tries to return light to its birthplace by using a mirror, which r
...et Guy decides to exhibit another one of his [[:Category:Strange powers of Beret Guy|strange powers]], it is possible that he can find a way to actually fin
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...ioned in the title text of [[2277: Business Greetings]], also about one of Beret Guy's businesses. None of these things are common behavior.{{Citation neede
...people trade cards and continue to not make money. So that's the joke – Beret Guy does the networking {{w|schtick}}, badly, and yet is somehow making hug
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...She broke up with him the day before, as she explains to [[Cueball]], but Beret Guy is so strange that she now can't tell if it was revenge or even if he r
...he second part of the title text in which Beret Guy sent Ponytail a scone (Beret Guy really likes baked goods, so he would assume other people do too) furth
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*[[Beret Guy]] notices a dangerous hole, and thinks he should warn people about it.
*Beret Guy finds [[Cueball]], and tells him to come along. Cueball only sees Beret Guy stretching out his hand.
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...a, he sets up a sign reading "GULLS FOR SALE" with a jar for money. Though Beret Guy probably expects to profit, the confused reactions of other people in t
...t the idea of people sweating over their pitch with such seriousness, when Beret Guy's pitch is literally a childish exclamation. Wheeee!
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...r [[Jill]]) are sitting at a restaurant. The waitress, [[Ponytail]], tells Beret Guy there is a special on Tuesdays for "endless wings". Restaurants often h
...omic, instead of ordering them by telling the waitress: "I'll have those", Beret Guy tells her: "i have those", meaning that he already has literal "endless
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:A reference to comic [[434: xkcd Goes to the Airport]], where [[Beret Guy]] shows his liking for bakeries in first panel. His love of bakeries is
;Panel 22 ''The future's pretty cool!'' (Beret Guy in a forest.)
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...a mission, intending to destroy whatever machine they are in, except that Beret Guy tends to be a bit surreal and brought a bag for holding pastries instea
...ybe some of them are not lug nuts, and he wishes to test them all. (One of Beret Guy's strange powers seems to be superhuman jaw strength: the crunching sou
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...ent navies would be practically impossible. However, maybe he just asked [[Beret Guy|somebody]] to help him, or it's possible it was just an American submar
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...es this as an opportunity to make yet another Your Mom joke, implying that Beret Guy's mother is fat.
But apparently, Beret Guy's mother is dead, or at least missing, and he takes the joke seriously.
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In the first frame, [[Beret Guy]], naturally, stays oddly on-topic by physically carving an image of a
:[Beret Guy, holding his arms out, stands behind a large orange pumpkin with the st
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