Talk:3302: Voyager Instruments

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Latest comment: 21 October by MUSEings of black beret
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First! 128.119.202.38 00:24, 24 September 2026 (UTC)Reply

Last! 216.25.182.141 00:54, 24 September 2026 (UTC)Reply
Nope! 7amiþ moi · 💬 · 📊 01:21, 25 September 2026 (UTC)Reply
Real last! MUSEings of black beret (talk) 23:37, 21 October 2026 (UTC)Reply

The sound system wouldn't work in the vacum of space without a Soniferous Aether--Death cab for me (talk) 00:58, 24 September 2026 (UTC)Reply

Should we explain what a plasma wave subsystem or magnetometer is? I personally have no idea what they are and it doesn't seem important to the joke... --Death cab for me (talk) 01:03, 24 September 2026 (UTC)Reply

Wikipedia has an explanation. It's two antennae at a 90° angle that both Voyager probes have for measuring electron density. Thus, by recording changes in electron density over time, they can measure plasma waves. Apparently the subsystem consumes 1.3 W of power and generates 32 bits per second of data. By the way, Voyager 1 may actually turn back on an instrument: the Low-energy Charged Particles experiment (LECP). It will be able to power this for some time if the planned "Big Bang" fix works, as has already been successfully performed on Voyager 2. So the next news might not be a further instrument shutdown but actually an instrument booting back up. EebstertheGreat (talk) 02:22, 24 September 2026 (UTC)Reply

Anyone know why Greg is labeled as Hairy here? Hairy is said to (maybe) be named Mike according to his info page Hairy, should Greg be added there? Also, there is one more mention of Greg in 2265: Tax AI, but I don't think it's the same Greg

Useless observation - If Greg is responsible for installing the LED lights in 1977, he is at a minimum 70 years old. 2A02:587:4C4F:9600:9FA3:F30D:EA80:6AE1 12:58, 24 September 2026 (UTC)Reply

Light show and Speakers probably reference "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" (1977) 99.105.210.209 18:31, 24 September 2026 (UTC)Reply
He's also a time traveler, since the first LED lighting for cars was in the mid 1990s, and the first LED lights in space were in 1994... 97.118.241.19 00:43, 25 September 2026 (UTC)Reply
Not necessary to be the one who installed them, just that he is now in charge of that part of the project. Obviously, that affects his job, so high interest in them continuing. SDSpivey (talk) 09:02, 25 September 2026 (UTC)Reply
Yeah...I don't think led lights make us cooler, and how does he still care after all that time? MUSEings of black beret (talk) 23:39, 21 October 2026 (UTC)Reply

I suspect that Greg (or perhaps a descendant) had a hand in designing "Starship Groove" on "Animusic 2", as seen at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBOQcQO0IFI Hizoomi (talk) 13:18, 24 September 2026 (UTC)Reply

The LED lighting makes it go faster, though! /s Fephisto (talk) 19:01, 24 September 2026 (UTC)Reply

I love this strip because it also casually illustrates how a single determined person with a decisive stance can hijack group decisions, even if they are NOT in a position of authority (Greg does not seem to be compared to the others), simply because no one seems to dare to speak up to them, or even simply outvote them. Happens in real life, too, and is sometimes the reason for catastrophically bad decisions. --92.209.171.89 08:05, 25 September 2026 (UTC)Reply

Anyone think it's more than a coincidence that there's been a recent appearance of a multicolored UAP over Tehran? There's a simpler explanation, but imagine if it was an alien probe with LED underglow. 2600:1006:B167:6031:1E0:A2A6:C2FD:C3D1 08:45, 25 September 2026 (UTC)Reply