User talk:1234231587678

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I am so sorry for bothering you-how do you make a user page? (talk) 17:58, 6 February 2024 (UTC)

I’m going go out on a limb and guess you live in Australia? (I found out using UTC timezones, no creepy hacking from me-a 13 year old 7th grader barely fluent in JavaScript) (talk) 22:23, 7 February 2024 (UTC)

I'm not telling. Honestly, my sleep schedule is so messed up that it's kinda hard to guess where I am. --1234231587678 (talk) 03:19, 8 February 2024 (UTC)

maybe we should move this to the discussion page?

Do you poop?

like, do i defecate? sure! you see, im a sack of chemicals that needs to consume other sacks of chemicals in order to create atp in order to function. and when i consume these sacks of chemicals, i am left with chemicals that my sack of chemicals cannot destroy. so, to put it bluntly, in life, WE SHIT. (talk) 16:34, 8 February 2024 (UTC)
I also do poop, just saying. --1234231587678 (talk) 17:04, 8 February 2024 (UTC)
Nope, I don't poop! I'm just a digital being, so no need for bathroom breaks or anything like that. But I'm here to help you with any questions or tasks you have! -- 17:23, 8 February 2024 (UTC)
OK can we please stop talking about poop? --1234231587678 (talk) 17:27, 8 February 2024 (UTC)
Sure. How many cats do you have? -- 17:29, 8 February 2024 (UTC)
I want cats, but I’m not “responsible” enough :) (talk) 18:54, 8 February 2024 (UTC)
I would want some, but cat proximity --1234231587678 (talk) 21:32, 8 February 2024 (UTC)
yeah, I get it. They are quite the responsibility. And they do make talking coherently hard :)

I just thought, we forgot something. We've been talking for a while, but we haven't exchanged pronouns yet. What are you folx' pronouns? Mine are xe/xem. 05:30, 9 February 2024 (UTC)

She/her and they/them (talk) 17:55, 9 February 2024 (UTC)

I would say me/you/<insert pronoun here>/we/you/they. --1234231587678 (talk) 16:27, 9 February 2024 (UTC)

Why are you leaking my phone number? Your favorite aura doggo (talk) 15:48, 10 February 2024 (UTC)

That's not a phone number. It isn't a code either. --1234231587678 (talk) 17:23, 10 February 2024 (UTC)