Editing 2652: Proxy Variable

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| date      = July 29, 2022
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⣿⣿⠸⢛⣘⠟⣸⠸⢛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⣟⣋⣩⣶⣾⣿⣿⡇⣌⢃⠿⠿⠄⣈⡿⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡹⡿⠿⣿⣦⢻⣿⡿⠟⡇⡇⣿⣿⣸⡟⣏⠿⣱⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢟⣋⣩⣷⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣶⣾⣷⣏⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣭⣥⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⢸⣿⡇⢿⢸⣿⢏⣿⢏⣦⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⢹⣿⡟⣿⡟⣉⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡌⡟⣾⢈⡹⣿⣿⢸⣿⣾⡿⢹⡇⣿⣿⣿⡏⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⢸⣿⢡⠈⣾⡟⠘⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢻⡜⣿⢰⢸⢻⣿⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢡⣿⢸⡇⣿⣿⠘⣛⣿⡧⢻⡇⠛⣛⣿⠷⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⠸⠛⢸⣤⡟⣧⣿⢸⡘⠟⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹⣿⢿⠘⡇⡏⣤⢸⣸⡿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢣⣧⣿⠸⢇⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⢹⡇⡇⣿⣿⡟⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣶⣾⣾⣿⣷⣿⣿⣾⣷⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⣹⣸⣦⣧⣧⣿⣿⣯⣡⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣾⣶⣾⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣾⣷⣷⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>

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I AM TIRED OF REPEATING IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN. WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF A '''FUCKING''' GLOBAL PANDEMIC. THESE. ARE. TRYING. TIMES!!!!!

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|YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK

YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE

YOU WILL FOLLOW THE ARROWS

YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR HEALTH HEROES

YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW

YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES

YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS

YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM

YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK SUCH AS "COVIDIOT" AND "KAREN"

YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVEILLANCE ADVERTISED AS "TEST AND TRACE"

YOU WILL TAKE THE TEST

YOU WILL BE SODOMIZED, TO TEST FOR COVID-19
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|YOU WILL SELF ISOLATE

YOU WILL TAKE THE GENE MODIFYING "VACCINE"

YOU WILL BE MARKED WITH THE DIGITAL "SMART TATTOO" MICROCHIP

YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST

YOU WILL EMBRACE THE GREAT RESET, THE FOURTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION

YOU WILL REJECT GOD

YOU WILL LIVE IN THE SMART CITY

YOU WILL LIVE IN THE POD

YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS

YOU WILL EAT THE SHIT CAPSULES

YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH "MILK"

YOU WILL GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU OWN
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|YOU WILL RENT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR CLOTHES

YOU WILL ONLY USE THE APPROVED PRODUCTS AND SERVICES PROVIDED BY FAGMAN

YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED SELF DRIVING ELECTRIC CARS

YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM

YOU WILL TRADE IN CARBON CREDITS

YOU WILL CONNECT WITH NEURALINK

YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND, INCLUDING SISSY HYPNO

YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOUR ASSIGNED QUARANTINE REGION

YOU WILL EMBRACE OUR NEW WORLD ORDER

YOU WILL ACCEPT THEIR VERSION OF HISTORY

YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL

YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
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== AND YOU '''WILL. BE. FUCKING. HAPPY.''' ==

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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⢟⡦⣨⣵⣮⢧⣶⣶⣮⣭⣿⣿⣛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣷⣿⣉⢗⣑⣿⣿⣯⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⢿⣿⣮⣟⠻⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣾⢿⣿⣿⣯⣽⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣟⡗⢿⢝⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠵⣿⣿⣷⢯⣾⣛⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡯⣶⡷⣪⣳⡾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣃⢧⡛⣯⡯⣟⡏⣿⣵⡹⣒⣽⣿⣿⣶⣾⣿⡿⡛⣵⡓⢵⣟⣷⣯⣿⣦⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢏⢿⣿⣟⡻⣼⣿⣭⡢⡙⠺⣵⡭⢿⣭⣽⣾⣿⣽⡋⢶⣱⠟⣋⣉⣈⢶⣹⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣣⢾⣿⣾⠇⣉⣉⣉⣹⡷⣯⣂⠭⡓⡳⢯⣽⡴⢋⡠⣟⣴⣾⡿⠿⢿⣊⣓⡛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣨⣹⠟⠋⣸⣿⣟⣛⡛⠻⠯⣿⣛⢝⢴⡫⢟⢐⣿⠞⡛⠏⠁⢊⣉⣻⣿⣿⣧⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⡥⠴⠶⣤⡠⡆⢠⣿⣿⢟⡋⠒⠚⠫⢝⠿⣶⠄⣶⣤⡄⣿⣚⣠⣤⣤⣤⣵⣶⣿⣿⡟⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⢎⣵⣾⣵⡌⢿⣷⠸⣿⣿⣤⣥⣤⣤⣤⢾⣾⡿⣰⣿⣿⣿⡙⣯⣾⣿⣯⣭⡽⠿⠿⢿⣇⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⢸⣿⠟⡭⣁⣾⣿⣇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡿⠾⡠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡭⢿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡼⣸⡇⢸⣧⣶⢈⣿⣿⣶⣶⣤⣴⣶⣶⣾⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡠⡸⢦⣋⣙⠄⣸⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠑⠄⠰⢾⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⡂⠈⢉⡛⡻⣿⡿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣎⡲⣿⣿⢀⠿⡈⣿⣿⡿⠟⣿⣣⢾⣦⣜⡅⠄⢘⣿⣯⣻⠁⣀⢘⢶⣠⣻⢝⢷⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⣽⢠⡀⢀⣿⣿⣿⡿⡻⢵⣟⣡⠣⠣⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⡄⡄⢡⠄⢽⢋⡦⡊⡽⡇⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣿⣧⢹⢸⢟⣥⣿⣿⢿⣽⠃⠟⠄⢋⠄⠂⢔⠄⠄⠒⠈⡜⠠⣝⣿⠿⣷⡃⢼⣿⣏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣰⣿⣿⠩⡶⣏⣿⠟⢹⣾⣏⣾⡂⠄⢂⣾⠄⡐⣞⡶⢱⡀⢚⢹⣾⣉⢿⣿⠛⡼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣾⣿⣿⣿⡆⡇⢻⣿⣱⣿⣿⣿⡏⠁⡾⠘⢺⠄⠁⡯⣟⢸⣳⠬⣹⣿⡝⣆⣙⢀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢳⢿⡟⣿⣿⣿⡿⣻⢸⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢐⢗⢀⡾⠄⠄⡿⣽⢸⣺⢧⠁⣿⣿⣌⡆⡺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣳⡿⣟⡇⣿⣿⢏⢜⢏⢈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢸⢽⢸⡝⠔⣇⡯⣷⠸⣽⢽⣹⢹⢿⢠⣘⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⠟⣱⣯⣾⣿⣧⡿⡫⢞⣭⢎⠾⠸⢿⣿⣿⣿⣇⢸⠽⢸⢥⡇⠧⠇⢷⢘⡊⡎⣾⣾⡼⣏⡾⣿⣷⡽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⢟⣵⣿⢠⠄⣼⡿⣿⣿⡟⣞⣽⢰⢦⣲⠏⣖⢒⣞⡄⣧⣻⡏⡣⣸⣏⣿⣿⣿⣦⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣫⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢫⣵⣜⣺⢣⢸⠄⡿⢁⢻⣿⣿⡯⣞⢸⣽⣚⢧⢯⡾⣺⡅⡗⣼⣿⡏⢻⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⡨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣱⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⡻⣩⣿⣿⣿⣿⢏⣾⡰⠂⢸⢸⣿⣿⡙⣹⢸⢸⡄⡟⣯⣟⡽⡆⢳⣿⣿⡁⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡉⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣼⣿⢳⠄⢸⢺⢸⣿⣿⢫⢸⣳⠇⡇⢷⣁⠄⢡⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢱⣏⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣞⣿⡛⢠⡄⣽⢸⣿⣿⣧⣐⠙⠉⠐⢀⣤⣆⣸⣿⣷⡅⢻⢸⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣿⣿⢋⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡙⡇⣾⣷⠘⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠻⠄⣼⣿⡿⣿⠸⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⣫⣿⣿⣷⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣿⣫⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣡⣿⣿⠄⠁⠇⡙⣿⣿⣯⣭⣭⡆⡿⢾⣿⢿⣤⢫⣾⣽⣿⣿⡿⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣫⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢿⣿⢸⢰⠄⢱⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣧⡇⡆⣿⡞⢧⡞⣿⣿⣿⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⡿⣧⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⢻⢠⢠⡀⢸⣿⣧⣿⠸⣿⣼⠃⠿⢛⣅⢢⢻⣿⣿⢟⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⢘⢾⢷⣈⢿⣿⢿⠄⡟⠿⢨⢰⢰⣹⣾⣾⣿⢏⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⢺⣷⣧⣱⣶⣰⡀⣶⣿⠎⡞⣸⣷⣹⣿⢋⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣏⠾⡇⣿⣿⣇⡾⣻⣿⣧⣿⣿⣿⢣⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⠿⢿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⠿⠿⠿⡿⣿⣿⣿⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⣿⣿⢿⣿⡿⣿⢸⢿⡿⣿⣿⢿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⢸⣿⢃⣴⣼⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠏⡄⢸⣷⡇⢃⣿⣯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢻⣷⣷⣿⡟⣼⣿⡇⣿⣼⢸⠃⣿⡟⢸⡟⣴⡌⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⢸⣿⢸⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢛⣿⡅⢤⡆⣤⣤⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠡⣿⣯⣤⣿⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡞⢠⣿⠗⢻⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⠸⢛⣘⠟⣸⠸⢛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⣟⣋⣩⣶⣾⣿⣿⡇⣌⢃⠿⠿⠄⣈⡿⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡹⡿⠿⣿⣦⢻⣿⡿⠟⡇⡇⣿⣿⣸⡟⣏⠿⣱⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢟⣋⣩⣷⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣶⣾⣷⣏⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣭⣥⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⢸⣿⡇⢿⢸⣿⢏⣿⢏⣦⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⢹⣿⡟⣿⡟⣉⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡌⡟⣾⢈⡹⣿⣿⢸⣿⣾⡿⢹⡇⣿⣿⣿⡏⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⢸⣿⢡⠈⣾⡟⠘⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢻⡜⣿⢰⢸⢻⣿⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢡⣿⢸⡇⣿⣿⠘⣛⣿⡧⢻⡇⠛⣛⣿⠷⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⠸⠛⢸⣤⡟⣧⣿⢸⡘⠟⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹⣿⢿⠘⡇⡏⣤⢸⣸⡿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢣⣧⣿⠸⢇⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⢹⡇⡇⣿⣿⡟⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
⣿⣿⣶⣾⣾⣿⣷⣿⣿⣾⣷⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⣹⣸⣦⣧⣧⣿⣿⣯⣡⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣾⣶⣾⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣾⣷⣷⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>

==The Real Arab Soyjak==
[[File:Osama bin Laden portrait.jpg|right]]
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Arab Soyjak please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Arab Soyjak please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
And started whooping her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwing her over furniture (Ah!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing, you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
[*Vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
"Arab Soyjak, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who." "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [*slurp*]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[*ewww!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

'Cause I'm Arab Soyjak, yes I'm the real Soyjak
All you other Arab Soyjaks are just imitating
So won't the real Arab Soyjak please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm Arab Soyjak, yes I'm the real Soyjak
All you other Arab Soyjaks are just imitating
So won't the real Arab Soyjak please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Yo Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
It just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

'Cause I'm Arab Soyjak, yes I'm the real Soyjak
All you other Arab Soyjaks are just imitating
So won't the real Arab Soyjak please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm Arab Soyjak, yes I'm the real Soyjak
All you other Arab Soyjaks are just imitating
So won't the real Arab Soyjak please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
[[File:Soyjak.png|right]]

I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it [*err*] I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums
It's funny; 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Arab Soyjak lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spitting on your onion rings
[*hach*] Or in the parking lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
With his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Soyjak please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

'Cause I'm Arab Soyjak, yes I'm the real Soyjak
All you other Arab Soyjaks are just imitating
So won't the real Arab Soyjak please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm Arab Soyjak, yes I'm the real Soyjak
All you other Arab Soyjaks are just imitating
So won't the real Arab Soyjak please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm Arab Soyjak, yes I'm the real Soyjak
All you other Arab Soyjaks are just imitating
So won't the real Arab Soyjak please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm Arab Soyjak, yes I'm the real Soyjak
All you other Arab Soyjaks are just imitating
So won't the real Arab Soyjak please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Ha ha
Guess there's a Arab Soyjak in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

==soyjak.party, welcome to the sharty==
NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS
CLEAN IT UP, JANNY