Editing 3075: Anachronym Challenge

{{comic
| number    = 3075
| date      = April 11, 2025
| title     = Anachronym Challenge
| image     = anachronym_challenge_2x.png
| imagesize = 265x404px
| noexpand  = true
| titletext = I have to pay with paper money.
}}

==Explanation==
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[[Cueball]] is reading from a shopping list while shopping for groceries. The items on the list are all [https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/anachronym anachronyms]. The names of the items indicate their material, but they are no longer made from that material.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="margin-left:0px"
|-
! Item !! Original material !! Original still generally available?!! Actually made with !! Explanation 
|-
| {{w|Aluminium foil|Tin foil}} || {{w|Tin}} || {{Yes|[https://www.thermofisher.com/order/catalog/product/044154.RG Yes]}}|| Aluminum || Formerly "tin foil" was made of the metal tin, but aluminum supplanted tin in the early-to-mid 20th century, as aluminum is cheaper and more durable.
|-
| {{w|Sponge (tool)|Sponges}}|| {{w|Sponge|Sea sponges}}, i.e., marine invertebrates in the phylum Porifera ||{{Yes|Yes}}|| Polyester, polyurethane, cellulose || An item commonly used in the kitchen to soak up water. Or bathrooms to wash yourself.
|-
| {{w|Silverware}} || {{w|Silver}} ||{{Yes|Yes, though at greater expense than silverplated or silver-like}}|| Stainless steel || Covers eating utensils, plates and dishes, candlesticks and trophies, which may all these days be electroplated, cupro-nickel alloys or stainless steel.
Possibly intended to only refer to knives, forks and spoons, which are marginally more likely everyday household purchases than the other candidates, though still less so than more disposable versions made of plastic or wood which cannot even be casually mistaken for silver.
|-
| {{w|Linens}} || {{w|Flax}} ||{{Yes|Yes}} || Cotton, hemp, polyester || Commonly in the form of sheets and blankets.
|-
| {{w|Clothes iron|Clothes iron}} || {{w|Iron}} ||{{No|No}}|| Aluminum, stainless steel & plastics || Used as a tool to remove wrinkles in clothing by heating it up. Modern irons are powered, but traditional irons needed to be heated.
|- 
| {{w|Ironing board|Ironing board}} || Wooden board ||{{Yes|Yes}}|| Metal, fabric cover || Flat surface for ironing clothes. It could also refer to how ironing board is not made from iron.
|- 
| {{w|Corrective_lens#Reading_glasses|Reading glasses}} || {{w|Glass}} ||{{Yes|Yes}}|| Optical plastics || Used to assist farsighted people with focusing on things up close. Also traditionally made with glass, but nowadays made with CR-39 plastic due to glass's danger of shattering and higher weight.
|-
| {{w|Iron (golf)#Short irons|9 iron}} || Iron ||{{Yes|Yes}}|| Cast {{w|stainless steel}}, {{w|carbon steel}} || A type of golf club.
|-
| {{w|Wood (golf)|3 wood}}|| Wood ||{{Yes|Yes}}|| Titanium, carbon fiber || A type of golf club.
|-
| {{w|Sidewalk chalk|Sidewalk chalk}}|| {{w|Calcite}} chalk ||{{No|No}}|| Calcium sulfate ({{w|gypsum}}) || Used for making marks on pavement or rocks. (e.g., for entertainment, for temporary signs or indicators).
|-
| {{w|Rubber duck|Rubber duck}} || {{w|Rubber}} || {{No|No}} || Vinyl plastics || A children's bath toy. Also used in {{w|Friendly Floatees spill| science}} and {{w|Rubber duck debugging| programming}}.
|-
| {{w|Paper money|Paper money}} (title text) || Paper ||{{Yes|Yes, but usually {{w|cotton paper}}}}|| Cotton, linen fibers (U.S. note), polypropylene. ||
|}

Many of the objects listed on Cueball's shopping list can still be made with the materials that they are named after. Silverware can be made of sterling silver, especially in the cutlery of high-end establishments{{acn}}, but, unlike steel, traditional pure silver requires continued polishing to retain its finish. Cleaning sponges made of sea sponges are expensive, but can be [https://tofinosoapcompany.com/products/natural-sea-sponge-sustainably-harvested purchased]. Linens made from flax are still common some people even consider [https://www.roughlinen.com/en-ca/blogs/newsletters/linen-vs-flax whether flax is the better material]. Some wood clubs are still made from wood, specifically {{w|persimmon}}. {{w|Banknotes of the Japanese yen}} are [https://www.npb.go.jp/en/products/intro/tokutyou.html still made] from wood fiber from ''E. chrysantha'' and abaca pulp. Most of the traditional items can be found in antique sales at least occasionally, and some people still use them such as in communities that have separated from modern industry.

==Transcript==
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:[Cueball is looking at a phone, or perhaps a piece of paper, in his hand while holding his other hand on the handle of a shopping cart. Above the shopping cart, an underlined header and a bullet list are shown:]
:<u>Shopping List</u>
:* Tin Foil
:* Sponges
:* Silverware
:* Linens
:* Iron & Ironing Board
:* Reading Glasses
:* 9 Iron & 3 Wood
:* Sidewalk Chalk
:* Rubber Duck

:[Caption below the panel:]
:I'm trying to do a shopping trip where I only buy stuff that's no longer made from the material it's named after.

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