Editing 1294: Telescope Names

{{comic
| number    = 1294
| date      = November 22, 2013
| title     = Telescope Names
| image     = telescope_names.png
| titletext = The Thirty Meter Telescope will be renamed The Flesh-Searing Eye on the Volcano.
}}

==Explanation==
The {{w|Very Large Telescope}} is an existing telescope, while the {{w|European Extremely Large Telescope|(European) Extremely Large Telescope}} is in an advanced planning stage. The {{w|Overwhelmingly Large Telescope}} was another proposed telescope that, as the comic mentions, was cancelled. The comic pokes fun at the generic nature of the names of the telescopes by proposing more generic but increasingly ridiculous names for future telescopes.

The title text talks about the {{w|Thirty Meter Telescope}}, which is about to begin construction on {{w|Mauna Kea}} (a dormant volcano) in Hawaiʻi, and seems to compare it to the {{w|Sauron#Eye_of_Sauron|Eye of Sauron}}. It is expected to be the most advanced and powerful optical telescope on Earth when completed.

==Transcript==
(A list of checkboxes are given. First three in the list are checked)
* The Very Large Telescope
* The Extremely Large Telescope 
* The Overwhelmingly Large Telescope (Canceled)
* The Oppressively Colossal Telescope
* The Mind-numbingly Vast Telescope
* The Despair Telescope
* The Cataclysmic Telescope
* The Telescope of Devastation
* The Nightmare Scope
* The Infinite Telescope
* The Final Telescope

{{comic discussion}}