3222: Star Formation
| Star Formation |
 Title text: It's ok, I still have some nice, cool gas clouds that aren't collapsing. As long as nothing ionizes them, I can continue to enjoy their ... HEY! NO!!! |
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- A black dot is in a field of clouds.
- "I think I did a good job with this universe."
- "Pressure waves dance through gas clouds."
- "They clump together and then pressure pushes them apart."
- In the next panel, the black dot approaches a more dense field of clouds.
- "Oh weird, that big clump of clouds is staying together."
- "Their gravity is overcoming the pressure and more gas is falling in."
- In the next panel, more of the clouds start to fall into the soon-to-be born star.
- "It's not stopping!"
- "The heat is rising but the collapse is only accelerating!"
- "I messed up bad. I messed up bad."
- In the next panel, there is a star in place of the dense field of clouds.
- "NOOOOOOOO!!!"
- "My beautiful clouds!"
- "Ruined! It's all ruined!"
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This entire process is unconfirmed and needs citations. [citation needed] 66.154.219.128 20:26, 20 March 2026 (UTC)
- Not sure if you're serious... but I rewrote some of the things that might have prompted this comment. 81.179.199.253 21:49, 20 March 2026 (UTC)
The something that ionized the gas clouds is presumably the star that formed. No second deity needed. 74.76.189.192 21:12, 20 March 2026 (UTC)
- I dispense with that bit. What you obviously have here is a non-omniscient creator (or shaper-of-the-universe, at the very least) who is surprised by how things turn out when they had a much simpler (or at least different) idea of how things should have proceeded. I'm reminded of The Science of Discworld (once the Dean twiddles his fingers in the proto-Roundworld, and then the wizards discovering that things just like becoming spheres more than they expected) or perhaps something where a desired result went awry due to unforeseen external factors. 81.179.199.253 21:49, 20 March 2026 (UTC)
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