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Think Logically

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Title text: I've developed a more logical set of rules but the people on the chess community have a bunch of stupid emotional biases and won't reply to my posts.

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[Cueball is watching a friend of his play chess on a laptop computer.]

[Friend makes a move]

[Cueball]: Why'd you move your knight away?

[Cueball]: Just think logically. The goal is checkmate, so you should always move pieces toward the other player's king.

[Cueball]: I guess occasionally you need to move backward, but it'd be trivial to make a list of those circumstances and-

[Friend interrupts]

[Friend]: Have you ever Played chess?

[Cueball]: Not much, but-

[Friend interrupts again]

[Friend]: Wanna?

[Cueball]: Uh, ok

[4 and a half turn into a new chess game]

[Friend]:Checkmate.

[Beat panel with Cueball looking at the game board.]

[Cueball]: This game isn't very well designed. For starters knights are too weak...

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