2632: Greatest Scientist

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Greatest Scientist
"Ow! One of the petri dishes I left on the tower railing fell and hit me on the head. Hey, that gives me an idea..."
Title text: "Ow! One of the petri dishes I left on the tower railing fell and hit me on the head. Hey, that gives me an idea..."

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Transcript

History's greatest scientist was probably that one who measured the shadow of the leaning tower of Pisa while flying a kite into a distant thunderstorm where lightning caused two moldy Petri dishes to fall onto a bell next to a salviating dog whose shadow angle determined the circumference of the Earth.