1249: Meteor Showers
Title text: Remember, meteors always hit the tallest object around.
This comic spoofs the way that astronomical events are often reported in the mass media — events are often tagged with undeserved superlatives or described as being more dramatic than they actually are. In some cases, outright misinformation is spread. This phenomenon occurs in part by the result of over-eager scientists, but mostly because of journalists with no deeper knowledge on the subject they write about.
Meteor showers typically occur regularly each year. It always happens at the same days because the Earth is crossing the dust path of a particular comet. Sometimes meteor showers are in fact likely to be relatively spectacular when the peak of the shower occurs while your part of the world is in darkness and there is little moonlight. However, even in these cases it must be understood that there is nothing unusual about the meteor shower itself. The shower consists of small particles about one millimeter in diameter. Only their high speed lets them produce enough light to be visible from Earth's surface. The names of the showers refer to the constellation from which they appear to radiate.
Most of the meteor showers listed in the comic are real, but some are made up (and indicated as such below).
- Quadrantids - January 4th - Bring pets inside during peak activity
- While keeping pets inside may be reasonable on days when fireworks are let off in the beginning of a new year, no regular meteor shower poses much danger to pets.
- (made-up) Tricuspids - January 21st - Not viewable in region 2 countries
- Apparently a play on the tricuspid valve in mammalian hearts, or possibly on bicuspid teeth. The mention of "Region 2" is a reference to region locking, a digital rights management (DRM) scheme intended to restrict media to certain areas. DRM of course does not apply to natural events. However, meteor showers are also geographically restricted, and the visible area might roughly coincide with a DRM region (Though Region 2 covers a large and scattered area, not being strictly geographical).
- Since indoor lights and window glass make them harder to see, it would take a very bright meteor (like the Chelyabids two entries below) to be visible without going outside.
- (made-up) Beta Aquariids - February 10th - Inverted shower converges toward Aquarius instead of radiating away
- This fictional shower would collect shooting stars into the origin to prepare for the real Eta Aquariids meteor shower associated with Halley's comet and diverging from Eta Aquarii in Aquarius; the real shower peaks around May 6th.
- Due to perspective, meteor showers appear to radiate outwards from a certain point in the sky. Meteor showers may be seen to converge on a point on the opposite side of the sky, but with the earth in the way there would only be a few visible going past the edge, seen as nearly parallel streaks overhead, so the convergence point would hardly be notable.
- (made-up) Chelyabids - February 15th - Only one meteor per shower, but it's big.
- A reference to the February 15, 2013, Chelyabinsk meteor whose explosion shattered windows within a large radius.
- Lyrids - April 22nd - Meteors sometimes scream
- A meteor large enough to reach the lower atmosphere could produce sound audible to observers on the ground, but this is very unusual.
- Daytime Zeta Perseids - June 9th - Likely a NASA hoax
- This shower is mostly observed via its effects on radio and TV signals, and therefore a good target for conspiracy theorists responding to June's Invisible Meteors - NASA Science.
- June Boötids - June 27th - 50/50 mix of meteors and shooting stars
- The "50/50 mix of meteors and shooting stars" is a joke, as "meteor" and "shooting star" are synonymous.
- Southern Delta Aquariids - July 19th - Meteors very bright, but stationary
- This is saying that they are indistinguishable from stars, or that the stars themselves are actually meteors.
- (made-up) Dromaeosaurids - July 22nd - Fast, highly intelligent, can open doors
- Dromaeosaurids are a family of dinosaurs containing the genus Velociraptor, well-known from the movie Jurassic Park in which they are presented as a deadly menace, fast and especially intelligent to the point of understanding how to open a door; this representation of Velociraptors is a recurrent topic in xkcd.
- Perseids - August 12th - Instead of falling from sky, meteors erupt from ground
- Erupting from the ground is the funny inverse of falling from the sky, what meteors always do.
- (made-up) Tau Pyramids - August 15th - Visible even when eyes are closed
- Probably a reference to Pyramidal cells, a type of neuron. The "tau" reference has two possibilities. The "visible even when eyes are closed" could refer to the Tau particle, a heavy sibling of the electron. When they traveled outside of Earth's magnetosphere on their way to the Moon, Apollo astronauts saw flashes of light about every three minutes even with their eyes closed; these were caused by high energy particles (cosmic rays) penetrating their eyes and brain. The other possibility is that it refers to Tau protein, a normal structural protein within brain neurons. In Alzheimer's Disease, abnormal Tau proteins can aggregate within pyramidal cells to form insoluble skeins. The number of these "neurofibrillary tangles" roughly correlate with the severity of cognitive impairment.
- Draconids - October 8th - Very slow, but follow you if you run
- This may have something to do with the fact that "draconids" etymologically means "of the dragon", which could make for a fearsome meteor shower. And if you run it will track you down, albeit slowly. This may also be a reference to Boo, a character in the Mario series of video games that is slow but follows you if you turn your back on them. In the game Terraria, meteors (or rather, "meteor heads") follow this exact behavior.
- Orionids - October 21st - Entire shower happens at once
- Rather than taking place over the course of a week, all the meteors in the shower happen at the same time. This would involve about 3000 meteors appearing simultaneously, which would be quite an impressive sight.
- Leonids - November 17th - In 1966, unusually active Leonid shower killed God
- There was a very active Leonid shower (a "meteor storm") in 1966, and a precursor to it in 1965. The article Is God Dead? was published in Time Magazine on April 8 of 1966. Perhaps this suggests that the meteors killed God earlier in the year when they and He were further out in the solar system?
- Geminids - December 13th - Can be deflected with tennis rackets
- Meteors usually don't reach the surface of the Earth, being destroyed in the atmosphere. If they do approach the surface, deflecting them with tennis racquets would probably not be the most effective strategy, unless Randall is implying that the Geminid swarm is composed of tennis balls.
The title text refers to the folk wisdom that lightning strikes the tallest thing around, but this has never been applied to meteors, where it is basically the size (area) that determines the likelihood of an impact with a given object. Randall expressed frustration over how "maddeningly inexact" the lightning statement is, and elaborated on the problem mathematically, in the what if? Today's topic: Lightning.
- [A list of 16 meteor showers, with a caption above, labels on the three columns and then every other row in gray, beginning with a gray row beneath the line below the column labels.]
The xkcd guide to meteor showers Name Peak Notes Quadrantids January 4th Bring pets inside during peak activity Tricuspids January 21st Not viewable in region 2 countries Centaurids February 6th Too faint to see without going outside Beta Aquariids February 10th Inverted shower converges toward Aquarius instead of radiating away Chelyabids February 15th Only one meteor per shower, but it's big. Lyrids April 22nd Meteors sometimes scream Daytime Zeta Perseids June 9th Likely a NASA hoax June Boötids June 27th 50/50 mix of meteors and shooting stars Southern Delta Aquariids July 19th Meteors very bright, but stationary Dromaeosaurids July 22nd Fast, highly intelligent, can open doors Perseids August 12th Instead of falling from sky, meteors erupt from ground Tau Pyramids August 15th Visible even when eyes are closed Draconids October 8th Very slow, but follow you if you run Orionids October 21st Entire shower happens at once Leonids November 17th In 1966, unusually active Leonid shower killed God Geminids December 13th Can be deflected with tennis rackets
- In the original version of this comic the date beneath the Dromaeosaurids shower was June 12th, the date of the velociraptor attacks in the Jurassic Park movie. To get the order of the dates correct it was probably easier to change just the date rather than move the Dromaeosaurids to the entry below June 9th.
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The dates are not in order 184.108.40.206 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)
Maybe the tennis reference is to Bob and Mike Bryan, they are twins. 220.127.116.11 09:36, 9 August 2013 (UTC)
The date for Dromaeosaurids was originally June 12, but on the page displayed at 9:44 ET, is now July 22.
Lyrids: Scream because of the similarity to "Lyrics"? 18.104.22.168 15:08, 9 August 2013 (UTC)
- "Lyra" (the constellation of origin) is a harp. Nitpicking (talk) 03:41, 23 November 2021 (UTC)
I don't know if it's relevant, but pyramidal cells are needed in complex object recognition and in vision-guided motor function. By closing your eyes, you're basically not using much of your pyramidal cells' capabilities. They're also one of the largest neurones, but I doubt that's relevant. 22.214.171.124 15:28, 9 August 2013 (UTC)
When it comes to the Leonids, John Lennon (I know it's a stretch), made his "bigger than Jesus" comment in '66 126.96.36.199 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)
Or perhaps it's related to the film 300 where Leonidas says: "Even a god can bleed?"--188.8.131.52 21:50, 15 August 2013 (UTC)
For Draconids, are there any movies with dragons that would fit the given description? --Irino. (talk) 18:56, 9 August 2013 (UTC)
- Reign Of Fire first came to mind as far as dragons are concerned, but unlike the Jurassic Park T-Rex (which might be an influence, given their co-billing alongside the 'Raptor threat) I don't think they were blind to the motionless (just had bad vision at sunset?) and neither were they were notably slow (far from it!). Various zombies (non-Rage ones) are slow but surprisingly good at catching people who trip, but I don't see any obvious connection there either. Maybe there's another Monster Movie which has the same sort of thing with dragons? I had also considered Komodo Dragons, which are often filmed lumbering about, although they've got a turn of speed on them when attacking so... Anyway, my thoughts, FWIW. 184.108.40.206 23:00, 9 August 2013 (UTC)
With regard to "daytime" meteor showers being a NASA hoax, would anyone be able to see a meteor shower during the daytime? Odysseus654 (talk) 00:12, 10 August 2013 (UTC)
Regarding Centaurids: You could look at a meteor shower from inside through a window. Glare or perhaps light absorbed by the glass could make it difficult or impossible to see a meteor shower unless it is bright enough. (I nearly lost my edit to Odysseus654 who posted just before me.) 220.127.116.11 00:15, 10 August 2013 (UTC)
Perseids (“Instead of falling from sky, meteors erupt from ground”) are named after Perseus, a well-known hero of Ancient Greek mythology. The Perseids line apparently refers to another Ancient Greek myth, about founding the Thebes city by another Ancient Greek hero, Cadmus, who, according to the story, sowed the dragon teeth into the ground, from where the fierce warriors have grown ("erupted"); these warriors then, after a couple of story twists, assisted Cadmus in building the city. Honeyman (talk) 01:03, 10 August 2013 (UTC
Geminids: how about Prince of Tennis?  18.104.22.168 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)
Lyrids: The first thing I thought of was those "screamer" rockets on July 4th, possibly due to the fireworks reference in the first row of the table. 22.214.171.124 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)
TIL that the Daytime Zeta Perseids are 1) actually real and 2) actually consistently daytime. I thought it was one of the jokes. --126.96.36.199 13:24, 31 October 2021 (UTC)
I came in 8 years after this article was created, and there was nothing on the Geminids, so I added a bit (rather than putting "Incomplete" on it this late). Nitpicking (talk) 03:41, 23 November 2021 (UTC)