1274: Open Letter
Open Letter |
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Explanation
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Randall is making fun of the current US government shutdown.
Transcript
- Letter dated October 7, 2013
- To: The Freemasons, The Illiminati, Scientology, FEMA, The New World Order, The Federal Reserve, Citigroup, Halliburton, Google, The Vatican, Bilderburg, Walmart, The Rothschilds, The Knights Templar, HAARP, The UN, Skull & Bones, Bohemian Grove, The Koch Brothers, George Soros, The Trilateral Commision, The Knights of Malta, The CFR, Exxon Mobil, The Zionists, The Vril Society, The Lizard People, and everyone else who secretly controls the US government
- Can you please get your shit together?
- This is embarrassing.
- Sincerely,
- A Concerned Citizen
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Discussion
If you believe in a shadow government, it seems likely that you would actually see a goverment shutdown as part of the conspiracy. 108.13.108.44 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)
- Is this another shadow fact? http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=1272 --MauroVan (talk) 09:33, 7 October 2013 (UTC)
- Actually, theoretically speaking, a government shutdown would be part of the conspiracy. Think about it. If there was a shadow government, then the only thing that can stop them is the people uniting against them. So, in order to keep the people from finding out, you would have to destroy their unity. And, unity in the US is at an all time low with people vehemently fighting amongst themselves. So, I don't think that the argument in this strip is valid. An orchestrated chaos would certainly be a tool of a shadow government. Theoretically speaking, of course. Kwyjibo (talk) 20:13, 9 October 2013 (UTC)
I guess Randal is only right as long there is only ONE group involved ;-). --DaB. (talk) 11:01, 7 October 2013 (UTC)
Randall knows exactly which group is in control, but has been forced by them to leave their name completely off of the aforementioned list. 178.98.212.190 13:25, 7 October 2013 (UTC)
I removed the words 'Self-proclaimed' from the description of Scientology. It's so vague to be meaningless. Aren't most religions and churches self-proclaimed? Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, etc all started with somebody claiming secret knowledge. It should either be applied to all religions, or none.154.20.80.41 13:50, 7 October 2013 (UTC)
Is "Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen" really a Half-Life 2 reference? The phrase is generic enough that it actually appears before Half-Life 2 was released (example). --75.119.250.35 15:21, 7 October 2013 (UTC)
- Agreed, people have been using the "Concerned Citizen" phrasing for years. Mattflaschen (talk) 17:41, 7 October 2013 (UTC)
- It's not just the wording, but the context, so it does seem to be a reference. 108.13.108.44 18:22, 7 October 2013 (UTC)
- The context being that of somebody concerned about their government? That seems a wee bit broad to be a contextual reference.154.20.80.41 03:01, 8 October 2013 (UTC)
Wow! The actual group secretly running the government is so powerful they had themselves removed from the explanation table, apparently! (There's no Trilateral Commission entry right now.) Imperpay (talk) 16:29, 7 October 2013 (UTC)
- Fixed. :) Mattflaschen (talk) 17:41, 7 October 2013 (UTC)
No mention of what an open letter is? 76.106.251.87 04:08, 8 October 2013 (UTC)
- I just added something. It got wordy. Probably could be improved (and/or wiki-link to at least their page on Open Letters). But it's there, FWIW. 178.98.212.190 13:36, 9 October 2013 (UTC)
Seems he left off Monsanto (according to the hippie types I hang around for some reason, they're running the entire world). Who else was left off the list? 108.162.221.53 19:49, 7 November 2013 (UTC)MR
Really? The Knights of Malta read xkcd? Djbrasier (talk) 18:20, 31 March 2015 (UTC)
The Lizards may be a reference to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: "I come in peace. Take me to your lizard" Ford Prefect explains here:
- https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/162557-it-comes-from-a-very-ancient-democracy-you-see-you 162.158.34.148 18:17, 6 November 2015 (UTC)
inter dimensional guardian of life here. the illuminati does not control the U. S. government. right now. -- Overlord of oddities (talk) 21:05, 27 January 2020 (please sign your comments with ~~~~)
Okay, I just gotta say that this hits differently after the last two years. 162.158.107.230 18:19, 7 June 2022 (UTC)
- Differently good or differently bad? It could be either way, depending on personal perspective/suspicions/conspiratorialisations.
- (And moved your thing down to the bottom, so it's properly chronologically.) 172.69.79.173 21:10, 7 June 2022 (UTC)
THIS COMIC MAKES NO SENSE Z1mp0st0rz (talk) 19:47, 15 April 2024 (UTC)
- Does the Explanation not explain it? What part does not make sense for you? (And why are you adding ALLCAPS comments to so many comic Talk pages..? You're new here, we know, but it's distracting.) 172.69.195.54 13:22, 16 April 2024 (UTC)