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A 2D pie chart titled "DISK SPACE USAGE REPORT."
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Clockwise from the top, sectors are
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* 8% WHY ARE THERE TWO FULL BACKUPS OF MY PHONE FROM 2015 DEEP IN A SETTINGS FOLDER?
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* 23% "OTHER"
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* 9% "CACHE"
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* 2% UNUSED
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* 21% "SYSTEM"
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* 9% A SINGLE FIVE-YEAR-OLD POWERPOINT PRESENTATION
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* 6% EVERYTHING YOU'VE STREAMED SINCE 2017
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* 3% DOCUMENTS
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* 1% GOOD PHOTOS
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* 18% PHOTOS
  
 
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Revision as of 19:19, 29 April 2019

Disk Usage
Menu -> Manage -> [Optimize space usage, Encrypt disk usage report, Convert photos to text-only, Delete temporary files, Delete permanent files, Delete all files currently in use, Optimize menu options, Download cloud, Optimize cloud , Upload unused space to cloud]
Title text: Menu -> Manage -> [Optimize space usage, Encrypt disk usage report, Convert photos to text-only, Delete temporary files, Delete permanent files, Delete all files currently in use, Optimize menu options, Download cloud, Optimize cloud , Upload unused space to cloud]

Explanation

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A 2D pie chart titled "DISK SPACE USAGE REPORT."

Clockwise from the top, sectors are

  • 8% WHY ARE THERE TWO FULL BACKUPS OF MY PHONE FROM 2015 DEEP IN A SETTINGS FOLDER?
  • 23% "OTHER"
  • 9% "CACHE"
  • 2% UNUSED
  • 21% "SYSTEM"
  • 9% A SINGLE FIVE-YEAR-OLD POWERPOINT PRESENTATION
  • 6% EVERYTHING YOU'VE STREAMED SINCE 2017
  • 3% DOCUMENTS
  • 1% GOOD PHOTOS
  • 18% PHOTOS


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Discussion

Seems fine to me! 172.69.62.40 20:54, 29 April 2019 (UTC)

Finally managed to contribute something again! It's 00:00 now, so I'll pick this up tomorrow if noone else has by then -- //gir.st/ (talk) 21:56, 29 April 2019 (UTC)

I don't see what's alarming on ratio between good and bad photos. With digital cameras, actually choosing which photos are good takes more time than taking them in first place, so its often skipped. -- Hkmaly (talk) 22:47, 29 April 2019 (UTC)

Why do I feel so seen?!? Explain THAT! 162.158.255.88 23:52, 29 April 2019 (UTC)

I think the menu option about "Download Cloud" in the title text is referring to the general concept of the cloud - in other words, downloading the "entire" cloud, not their own personal cloud storage! Ianrbibtitlht (talk) 00:36, 30 April 2019 (UTC)

Why is there an IP editor bolding random letters? RandomIsocahedron (talk) 02:13, 30 April 2019 (UTC)

Look at the bolded letters. It's the guy who plasters 'soon the truth will be revealed' everywhere again. 162.158.114.94 09:58, 30 April 2019 (UTC)
I totally missed the message contained in the bold letters! I guess the truth was not revealed to me! Ianrbibtitlht (talk) 12:55, 30 April 2019 (UTC)

I've replaced the table with a description list, as per the Editor FAQ. It's obvious that one is the "item" and the other its "explanation." -- //gir.st/ (talk) 17:04, 30 April 2019 (UTC)

Thanks, I was just thinking I should probably do that :) Hawthorn (talk) 17:09, 30 April 2019 (UTC)


I think that "Optimize menu options" relates to the facility in older MS Office whereby it "hid" menu options that you hadn't used for "a while"; in theory "optimising" the menu and only showing you the options you used recently but in reality if you didn't use one of the programs for a long time you could open it and, so helpfully, find all your menu options gone. Not sure what to word in the explanation tho'. Nobby (talk) 07:15, 1 May 2019 (UTC)

FYI about the "Convert photos to text-only" part: Sometimes, when downloading pictures from internet the file is somehow saved as .txt and double click will successfully open as such (although it will look like gibberish as-is). If opened with a photo-viewing program that detects files with wrong extensions (IrfanView for example) the file can be renamed and opened as the photo file (.jpg usually) without loss of information. This can be used to hide photos not intended to be seen by other people.

"Convert photos to text-only" What about UUEncoding & UUDecoding? When newsgroups were much bigger, it was a popular way to transmit images. These Are Not The Comments You Are Looking For (talk) 04:36, 6 May 2019 (UTC)

that's an encoding, not a conversion. (this section, imo, already has way too many things. i'd trim it down to 1) ascii-art and 2) captionbot-like services) -- //gir.st/ (talk) 22:10, 7 May 2019 (UTC)