Editing 2351: Standard Model Changes
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| Muon || µ || {{w|Muon}} || µ || No change. | | Muon || µ || {{w|Muon}} || µ || No change. | ||
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− | | <span style="color:#e31f22">(no one needs Tau | + | | <span style="color:#e31f22">(no one needs Tau lepstons)</span> || (none) || {{w|Tau (particle)|Tau lepton}} || τ || The tau lepton is a lepton with average lifetime much shorter than the electron or the muon. Randall apparently considers this particle redundant and states "No one needs tau leptons". |
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| <span style="color:#e31f22">Strange</span> boson || <span style="color:#e31f22">S</span> || {{w|Z boson}} || Z || The Z boson is one of two particles (three, counting the W boson's different charges) that mediate the {{w|weak force}}, named for having '''z'''ero charge. Randall suggests the strange quark's name would be better suited for this particle. | | <span style="color:#e31f22">Strange</span> boson || <span style="color:#e31f22">S</span> || {{w|Z boson}} || Z || The Z boson is one of two particles (three, counting the W boson's different charges) that mediate the {{w|weak force}}, named for having '''z'''ero charge. Randall suggests the strange quark's name would be better suited for this particle. | ||
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==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
− | + | [A chart of the Standard Model of particle physics with red marks all over the chart.]<br /> | |
− | + | Changes I would make to the Standard Model | |
− | + | [In reading order:]<br/> | |
− | + | u up, connected to the down quark below.<br /> | |
− | + | c charm, connected to the strange quark below, in faded gray with a red l left written over it. Above is a red note with an arrow pointing to the charm quark. The note reads,<br /> | |
− | + | Consistent quark names (use "strange" and "charm" for bosons)<br /> | |
− | + | t top, connected to the bottom quark below.<br /> | |
− | + | g gluon<br /> | |
− | + | H Higgs, in faded gray with a red V Vin Diesel writted over it. To the right is a red note with an arrow pointing to the Higgs boson, which reads,<br /> | |
− | + | With all respect to Peter H, the Higgs boson needs a flashier name<br /> | |
− | + | d down, connected to the up quark above.<br /> | |
− | + | s strange, connected to the charm quark above, in faded gray with a red r right written over it.<br /> | |
− | + | b bottom, connected to the top quark above.<br /> | |
− | + | γ photon<br /> | |
− | + | G graviton, in red with a red border. To the right is a red note with an arrow pointing to the graviton, which reads,<br /> | |
− | + | Let's just include it, it's probably fine<br /> | |
− | + | e electron, connected to the electron neutrino below.<br /> | |
− | + | µ muon, connected in faded gray to the muon neutrino below, with red rounded corners cutting it off.<br /> | |
− | + | τ tau, connected to the tau neutrino below, in faded gray with a red scribble over it. On the tau lepton is a red note which reads,<br /> | |
− | + | No one needs tau leptons<br /> | |
− | + | Z Z boson, with the Z symbol and the Z in the name in faded gray. The symbol has a red s written over it and the Z in the name is scribbled out in red. The word strange is written in red between the symbol and the name.<br /> | |
− | + | M magic, in red with a red border. To the right is a red note with an arrow pointing to the magic particle, which reads,<br /> | |
− | + | Decoy particle for people making nonsense claims about "quantum" philosophy stuff<br /> | |
− | + | v e electron neutrino, with the e as a subscript of the v, connected to the electron above. The v is in faded gray and a red N with a circle around it is written on it. Below is a red note with an arrow pointing to the electron neutrino, which reads,<br /> | |
− | + | Fix neutrino symbol so I stop mixing up ν and v<br /> | |
− | + | v μ muon neutrino, with the µ as a subscript of the v, connected to the muon above, in faded gray with a red scribble over it. On the muon neutrino is a red note which reads,<br /> | |
− | + | Too many neutrinos<br /> | |
− | + | v τ tau neutrino, with the τ as a subscript of the v, connected to the tau lepton above, in faded gray. Written over it is a D dark matter in red with a red border. Below the tau neutrino is a red note with an arrow pointing to it, which reads,<br /> | |
− | + | We found it!<br /> | |
− | + | W W boson, with the W symbol and the W in the name in faded gray. The symbol has a red c written over it and the W in the name is scribbled out in red. The word charm is written in red between the symbol and the name.<br /> | |
− | + | 🐞 cool bugs, in red with a red border. To the right is a red note with an arrow pointing to cool bugs, which reads,<br /> | |
− | + | Very small bugs are fundamental particles now | |
{{comic discussion}} | {{comic discussion}} |