3183: Pole Vault Pole

Pole Vault Pole

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Title text: My goal in life is to be personally responsible for at least one sports rule change.

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Explanation

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The comic shows three hypothetical ways to cheat at pole vault, taking advantage of the fact that the rules don't limit the physical size of the pole. World Athletics' competition rules, rule 28.11, states, "The pole may be of any material or combination of materials and of any length or diameter, but the basic surface must be smooth."

The first way uses a pole that's short but with a very large diameter. It's then turned 90 degrees horizontally, so it can actually be used as a large wheel. The vaulter balances on top, then uses their feet to make it roll towards a crossbar at about the same height as the pole's diameter. When it reaches the bar, they simply jump a short amount to clear the bar.

The second method uses a pole whose length is more than twice the height of the crossbar. It's stretched over the bar and somehow attached to the ground at each end. Then the vaulter simply climbs up and over the bar.

The third method ties the ends of a very long and wide pole together, forming a large hoop that can be rolled towards the crossbar. The vaulter grabs onto the hoop, and when they reach the top they let go, and their momentum tosses them over the bar.

There are several flaws with these designs:

• Chiefly, the reason that the IAAF has not yet specified a standard measurement for poles is because there have not been any attempts to use a bizarre or potentially-advantageous design like these in sanctioned competitions. Were someone to try to do so, the authorities would take notice (though as we will see in the title text, Randall would count this as a win).

• The first design is hampered by its size; any material sturdy enough to take a human's weight would cause a wheel that big to be considerably massive, difficult for a human to start in motion from a dead stop, dangerous if the user falls off while rolling it down the track, and capable of continuing on after the vaulter makes their jump, dislodging the bar from the vaulting frame and thereby disqualifying the attempt.

• The second design needs a few minutes in order to be sturdily embedded in the take-off & landing pits, causing a lot of stress to gather along the bowed pole which could make it snap or suddenly dislodge itself. Climbing along the pole also does not meet the defined action of vaulting, which is the apogee of the vaulter's ascent when their momentum should carry them over the bar on their own.

• The third design combines the first design's risks of the vaulter falling off and dislodging the bar with the second's risk of snapping or coming unfurled.

The title text says that Randall wants to be responsible for a sports rule change. Based on the contents of the comic, the implication is that he would go about this by exploiting some loophole that the organizers would be forced to patch.

Pole vaulting and unfair methods of gaining height are also discussed in the first chapter of How To.

Transcript

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[At top left: A large wheel whose diameter is more than 4 times Cueball's height. Cueball is at the top, running backwards so that the wheel will roll towards a pole-vaulting crossbar at the same height.]

[At top right: A long pole is bent into an arch going over a very high pole-vaulting crossbar. Cueball is climbing up the left part, and is about 3/4 of the way to the top.]

[Along the bottom: A long pole has been bent into a circular hoop, with the ends tied together. It's rolling left-to-right towards a very high pole-vaulting crossbar, and three positions are shown. On the left Cueball is running to catch up with it. In the middle he has jumped and caught the left part of the pole. On the right, he has let go and is thrown into the air towards the crossbar.]

[Caption below the panel:]

Fun fact: There are no limits on the length or diameter of the pole in pole vault.

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Discussion

Climbing up the pole is already forbidden as a direct result of people actually doing that with a normal pole; specifically neither hand may hold the pole above the initial position of the upper hand. The other two methods are excluded by the rule that the bottom end of the pole must be within the box during the jump, so Randall will have to think of something else to reach his goal. 79.141.154.179 08:16, 20 December 2025 (UTC)

On a related point of interest, there are lots of occasions, particularly in more equipment orientated sports such as cycling and rowing where technical Innovations allowed a competitor to dominate and were banned immediately afterwards. Usually these aren't as colourful as Randall's proposals but the superman position bike frame, sliding rigger rowing boat and LZR "super suit for swimming all enabled new records and were deemed "tech doping" afterwards.

Most records set with these have since been broken but it's still thought they would confer a significant advantage.
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