3013: Kedging Cannon

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Kedging Cannon
The real key was inventing the windmill-powered winch.
Title text: The real key was inventing the windmill-powered winch.

Explanation

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Sailing vessels can navigate upwind through a technique called tacking (or "tacking against the wind") which involves zigzagging across the wind's direction. However, this comic describes a fictional scenario where a ship's captain, unfamiliar with tacking, has developed an alternative method based on kedging.

Kedging is a historical maritime technique typically reserved for specific situations where conventional sailing methods are impractical, such as in calm waters, during precise maneuvering, or against strong opposing winds or currents. Traditional kedging involves deploying an anchor from the vessel, either manually or via a smaller boat, and then winching the ship toward the anchor point using ropes or chains. The anchor points often utilize natural features such as trees or reefs. In this comic, the captain has modified this technique by inventing a specialized "kedging cannon" to project the anchor greater distances.

The title text indicates that the captain's system has evolved to incorporate a windmill mechanism that harnesses wind power to draw in the kedging rope, which makes the solution even less efficient, given that wind could be used for tacking.

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