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- | title = Real Programmers | titletext = Real programmers set the universal constants at the start such that the universe evolves to9 KB (1,440 words) - 21:16, 12 May 2023
- #REDIRECT [[378: Real Programmers]]35 bytes (3 words) - 06:45, 28 October 2012
- ...ncerned with defining what a "Real Programmer" is. (In other words, those programmers suffering from {{w|testosterone poisoning}}.) ...compiler, so it was no longer a praise-worthy stunt. Thus the line "Real programmers use vim" was NEVER considered true by any UNIX programmer.11 KB (1,749 words) - 00:22, 30 November 2023
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- ...iller-xkcd-every-majors-terrible/ Xkcd's 'Every Major's Terrible' Is Now A Real Song]. ...=19980506 "broken" by users]. In the panel Megan, wielding an axe, is in a real fight with a PC.33 KB (5,503 words) - 21:01, 27 April 2024
- ...them learns enough to become sentient and understands the environment the programmers trapped it in? The outcome is shown: The paddle bot, understanding the game : Pong paddle: Wait a minute! None of this is real! I can see through the world! I can see the code! I AM THE ONE!3 KB (602 words) - 19:14, 5 January 2024
- ...ll, and anything he says in the color for ignored parts of the program (or real world in this case). ...ntegrated Development Environment}} (IDE for short) is an application that programmers use to write, compile, execute, and debug code. Many IDEs color-code text t3 KB (538 words) - 22:03, 7 December 2023
- {{comicsrow|378|2008-02-01|Real Programmers}}24 KB (3,013 words) - 20:33, 27 February 2024
- ...andom vehicles] for which the license plate was unavailable. Some database programmers somewhere along the way failed to consider the difference between the strin9 KB (1,465 words) - 03:21, 23 March 2024
- ...c, but that Cueball is not shown here, where the man drawn as Cueball is a real person. {{w|Adrian Lamo}} was a hacker known for being a threat analyst and ...de in {{w|Perl}}. The [https://www.facebook.com/Riot-Prrl-219590338058369/ real Riot Prrl] is from {{w|Northampton}} and is into {{w|Yarn bombing|guerilla6 KB (1,006 words) - 11:09, 8 June 2024
- ...ebsite, [http://bobby-tables.com/ bobby-tables.com], a guide for beginning programmers to learn the right way to avoid SQL injection in their code. It appears in ===Real life occurrences===6 KB (949 words) - 20:08, 28 March 2024
- Note to self: try this sometime in the real world using a real menu. [[User:Katya|Katya]] ([[User talk:Katya|talk]]) 02:17, 23 November 2 ...ssion page. No common reader would understand; the explain is not only for programmers. I'm a programmer, knowing many languages like BASIC, Pascal, C, C++, Java,16 KB (2,498 words) - 00:59, 24 October 2022
- {{w|Floating point}} numbers are how computers store non-integer real numbers as decimals — or rather, in most cases, approximate them: infinit :Black Hat: During a competition, I told the programmers on our team that e<sup>π</sup> − π was a standard test of floating-poin3 KB (517 words) - 13:47, 22 April 2024
- ...eat enlightenment." This is a reference to a pattern of observations among programmers and computer scientists that while Lisp often seems alien or arcane — eve ...and beautiful secret in the hidden world of Lisp, learns that in fact the real world is filled with ugly hacks and quick-and-dirty imperative code.9 KB (1,442 words) - 20:17, 21 March 2024
- | title = Real Programmers | titletext = Real programmers set the universal constants at the start such that the universe evolves to9 KB (1,440 words) - 21:16, 12 May 2023
- :Ignore the second bit. It looks like you only forgot for [[378: Real Programmers]]. I've corrected that. Please continue contributing and creating new expla2 KB (400 words) - 14:36, 28 October 2012
- #REDIRECT [[378: Real Programmers]]35 bytes (3 words) - 06:45, 28 October 2012
- #REDIRECT [[378: Real Programmers]]35 bytes (3 words) - 06:45, 28 October 2012
- In some companies, programmers can find themselves under-employed. This may be because these companies hav ...-consuming and pointless, so it, too, is a good sign that coders need more real work to do. The title text notes that if you are one of those assholes that6 KB (1,036 words) - 08:06, 5 June 2024
- The point of the comic is to make fun of programmers or engineers in general who take the idea that you should never reinvent th ...ctly implement (like [https://infiniteundo.com/post/25326999628/falsehoods-programmers-believe-about-time time]). However, using someone else's code means taking7 KB (1,198 words) - 07:40, 6 June 2024
- ...be viable as wheels for some kind of vehicle? There certainly exists some real hard types of cheese out there, it should not be impossible to use a cheese ...re that) could be generalized some more so it applies not only to code and programmers but engineering in general and it would be sufficient to explain the comic.13 KB (2,020 words) - 08:28, 7 October 2021
- ...can [http://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/2795/is-the-ballmer-peak-real get the impression that], by being a little disconnected from physical real ...for being buggy, slow, and unstable: it suggests that ME was developed by programmers completely drunk, because their managers wanted to exploit this "Ballmer pe4 KB (687 words) - 07:23, 12 April 2024
- ...elieve-about-time http://infiniteundo.com/post/25509354022/more-falsehoods-programmers-believe-about-time-wisdom [[Special:Contributions/75.103.23.206|75.103.23.2 They didn't mention Julian Day. It uses just one real number. [[Special:Contributions/172.69.134.70|172.69.134.70]] 00:20, 3 July18 KB (2,768 words) - 02:03, 10 February 2024
- ...amily mountain hideaway (in Colorado) and studied for a weekend. This is a real place. Also, we all got 4's and 5's on the exam, best teacher I ever had! - Should we be making a category regarding computer scientists and programmers with extensive knowledge of martial arts? Because it seems like a recurring5 KB (755 words) - 02:47, 29 October 2021
