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• 1494: Insurance
  ...d to him, and finds some sort of loophole. This is a play on the fact that programmers tend to look for loopholes in programs, code and system architecture, and t ...stantly on the lookout for such forms of fraud, and attempting to do so in real life would be more likely to land you in prison than to enrich you.
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• 1497: New Products
  ...variety of reasons. It may in fact do something new that the engineers and programmers are overlooking, or it may simply be a better presentation of an older idea ...t hard for the product to be a mass success). Alternatively, engineers and programmers themselves often don't share the tastes and priorities of non-technical peo
  7 KB (1,185 words) - 14:20, 10 April 2023
• Hairbun
  ...first appearance without glasses was in her second appearance, [[378: Real Programmers]]. In the recent comics (past no. 1500), this is her most prevalent appeara *Hairbun can represent a real person:
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• 1000: 1000 Comics/1000 characters
  ...of the wave dance move, although his version would be impossible to do in real life since it would require more joints than humans have. He is holding an ...d behind him. In the game, Cloud carries the large sword with ease, but in real the life the weight would be staggering, requiring him to drag it.<br> Alte
  297 KB (47,569 words) - 09:37, 29 August 2023
• 1737: Datacenter Scale
  ...c which describes progressively more "hardcore" programmers in [[378: Real Programmers]]. This comic might be related to [[1567: Kitchen Tips]] which suggests not
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• 1790: Sad
  Ponytail has retreated to video games for solace to the point that her real life projects are suffering. ...gramming)|comments}}'' are pieces of non-functional, descriptive text that programmers include in their code. Typically, they are used as a form of documentation,
  7 KB (1,203 words) - 06:26, 29 December 2022
• 1806: Borrow Your Laptop
  ...list of customizations only the first and half of the second seems like a real and relevant changes. ...he-way "Ctrl", and the latter is often used more frequently, especially by programmers.
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• 1823: Hottest Editors
  Text editors are popular among programmers and computer scientists to edit machine-readable text, as well as other dig ...is just one argument). This debate was previously mentioned in [[378: Real Programmers]].
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• 1957: 2018 CVE List
  ...a [https://techcrunch.com/2018/02/15/iphone-text-bomb-ios-mac-crash-apple/ real vulnerability] in iOS and MacOS publicized a few days before the comic was ...on on a virtual computer in ways which would not be possible with a single real computer. Consequently, understanding how the hypervisor works is important
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• UniXKCD
  * <code>date</code> replies "March 32nd", which is not a real date.{{citation needed}} * <code>emacs</code> replies "You should use Vim.". References [[378: Real Programmers]].
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• 2141: UI vs UX
  To start, the two real categories are: ...the user, but it turns out not to be as easy as expected when it comes to real users and practical situations. So the UX designer focuses on observing how
  7 KB (1,108 words) - 19:21, 20 July 2022
• 2173: Trained a Neural Net
  ..., presenting work done by humans as work done by machines has been done in real life, perhaps starting with the {{w|Mechanical Turk}} in 1770 and continuin ...is not advisable, as most people are offended when they are referred to by programmers as deterministic automata with no free will.{{Citation needed}}
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• 2288: Collector's Edition
  ...they are no longer dropped. The collection then updated for all viewers in real-time. Multiples of the same item are often seen. |Going in circles||[[378: Real Programmers]] (maybe incomplete)|| Cueball spinning in desk chair || loot_098.png ||
  15 KB (1,822 words) - 16:42, 3 June 2024
• 2347: Dependency
  ...y and modularization to its logical extreme has been a long-time tenet for programmers; programming began as a slow task on very memory-constrained systems, utili ...secure communication. One headline at the time demonstrated this comic in real life: [https://www.buzzfeed.com/chrisstokelwalker/the-internet-is-being-pro
  7 KB (1,193 words) - 22:58, 8 June 2024
• 2453: Excel Lambda
  ...Cueball appear to have different ideas of 'computing'. Ponytail, like most programmers, probably includes efficiency and readability as important characteristics [[Category:Comics featuring real people]]
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• 2583: Chorded Keyboard
  ...e keyboard does not otherwise support it) and even goes beyond [[378: Real Programmers|emacs-like command ''sequences'']] which are generally software-specific. I
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• 2635: Superintelligent AIs
  ...sk if they '''should'''. Randall inverts the quote, suggesting that the AI programmers have invested too much time arguing over the ethics of creating AI rather t ...-the-truth-301b48434c2c including a database] (which apparently includes a real-time clock and calendar), a mathematical calculator, and a natural language
  10 KB (1,584 words) - 10:04, 18 February 2023

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