3283: Size and Lifespan

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Size and Lifespan
With their 13 years recording and performing together and two humans worth of mass, the White Stripes are sandwiched neatly between gray wolves and blue whales.
Title text: With their 13 years recording and performing together and two humans worth of mass, the White Stripes are sandwiched neatly between gray wolves and blue whales.

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This comic presents a correlation between the size (in kg, therefore more accurately, the mass) of different objects with colors in their names, and their size and lifespan. It is similar to common charts that map the size versus lifespan of various animals, showing that, broadly, the larger they are, the longer they live. Here, however, it covers entirely unrelated classes of objects (animals, features of the Earth, and even stars), appearing to suggest that there is some universal cosmic trend across all entities named with a color. Only black holes are complete outliers although at either end of the scale, white blood cells and stars are 'smeared' across the chart, crossing areas that fit the apparent trend, but also straying away from it.

Items Listed
Object Approximate Lifespan (Seconds) Approximate Weight (Kilograms) Explanation
White blood cells 105 10-10
Yellowjackets 107 10-4
Gray wolves 108 100
Blue whales 109 102
Black holes 100-10200 105-1010
Red Sea 1014 1015
Greenland 1016 1019
Red dwarfs 1020 1030
Blue giants 1014 1032

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I am surprised black holes have so little mass. Can this be correct? 163.116.173.198 a black hole

Black holes can come in a vast range of masses - we're only seeing the relatively tiny short-lived ones, but they extend well off the chart into much more massive and long-lived ones. 82.13.184.33 12:20, 10 August 2026 (UTC)
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