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Used in the what if? index for articles featured in one of the books and for YouTube videos. The title is only needed when different from the blog's. See also the {{blog}} template.

Usage[edit]

This template is compatible
with dark mode.

For articles featured in a book:

{{book|WHICH-BOOK|CHAPTER-NUMBER|OPTIONAL-CHAPTER-TITLE}}

and for YouTube videos:

{{book|YT-NUMBER|YYYY|MM|DD|https://youtube.link (or video-ID)|VIDEO-TITLE|short-video=yes}}

short-video=yes is optional and is use for shorts to remove the number and change background color.

Examples book chapters[edit]

{{book|2|69}}

Produces:

 data-sort-value="20069" style="background-color:var(--background-color-book-2, #fef08a);"|

What If? 2, Chapter 69 and

{{book|1|69|Lightning Stike}}

Produces:

 data-sort-value="10069" style="background-color:var(--background-color-book-1, #bbf7d0);"|

What If?, with a different title, Chapter 69: Lightning Stike and

{{book}}

Produces:

 data-sort-value="0" style="background-color:#000000;"| Template used incorrectly. Click here for instructions. , Chapter unknown

Examples for a YouTube video[edit]

{{book|2|2022|12|31|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LSyNhb5Y|What if everyone pointed a laser at the moon?}}

Produces:

 data-sort-value="2" style="background-color: var(--background-color-youtube, #fecaca);"|if everyone pointed a laser at the moon? 2nd video, on 2022‑12‑31

If you want, for a YouTube video you can also use the VIDEO-ID instead of the link. The link is usually enough. Here's how to get the VIDEO-ID

1. Open the YouTube video and look at the link. it will look something like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EI08o-IGYk
https://youtu.be/3EI08o-IGYk
https://youtu.be/3EI08o-IGYk?si=gdSF3nIlctPPFbd2

2. The green part is the VIDEO-ID you can use. Example

{{book|2|2022|12|31|2LSyNhb5Y|What if everyone pointed a laser at the moon?}}

Produces:

 data-sort-value="2" style="background-color: var(--background-color-youtube, #fecaca);"|2nd video, on 2022‑12‑31: "What if everyone pointed a laser at the moon?"

Example use in table[edit]

Main page: what if? articles.
Title and thumbnail Reader's question Summary of Randall's answer Article available in...  (double-click to sort) 
Blog Books YouTube YT Shorts
"What would happen if you tried to hit a baseball pitched at 90% the speed of light?"
Ellen McManis
The ball would create plasma and reach home plate in about 70 nanoseconds. The result would be some kind of nuclear explosion, destroying everything about a mile from the field. A ruling of "hit by pitch" could be interpreted in this situation.

1st blog article, on 2012‑07‑10

What If?, Chapter 2

5th video, on 2024‑02‑06: "What if you threw a baseball at nearly light speed?" 14th short video, on 2025‑10‑28: "What if you tried to hit a baseball pitched at 90% the speed of light?"
"What if everyone who took the SAT guessed on every multiple-choice question? How many perfect scores would there be?"
Rob Balder
No one would get a perfect score. The odds of guessing correctly on every question would be less than the odds of every living ex-president at that time and the main cast of Firefly getting struck by lightning on the same day. To put this as a number, the odds of this happening would be less than 1/10^100 (one googol).

2nd blog article, on 2012‑07‑10
(7d early)

What If?, Chapter 66

Lemon Drops and Gumdrops
"What if all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops?"
Shuo Peskoe-Yang
Replacing all rain in the world would have devastating conseqeunces, especially with such dry candies as lemon drops and gumdrops. The water cycle would be destroyed, arable land would become unusable, and the ocean the would dry up. Humanity would perish in this wasteland-like scenario, probably hopped up on sugar.

What If? 2, Chapter 64

Bonus Chapter
"...but what if we tried even more power?"
Randall Munroe
This is a continuation of the Laser Pointer article. Adding even more power than the end of that article would heat the air so much that the lasers would stop themselves long before reaching the Moon. Even if we managed to get them to hit the Moon, the plasma created would be so hot that it would stop anyway.

Available exclusively on What If? 10th Anniversary Edition, Chapter 70

19th video, on 2024‑12‑03: "But what if we tried MORE power?"

Broken examples[edit]

N Date Thumbnail Title Reader's question Randall's answer Book YouTube
1 2012‑07‑10 Relativistic Baseball "What would happen if you tried to hit a baseball pitched at 90% the speed of light?" The result would be some kind of nuclear explosion, and possibly a ruling of "hit by pitch".

What If?, Chapter 9 ||

2 2012‑07‑10
0w later
SAT Guessing "What if everyone who took the SAT guessed on every multiple‑choice question? How many perfect scores would there be?" No one would get a perfect score. No one would get a perfect score. No one would get a perfect score. No one would get a perfect score. No one would get a perfect scoNo one would get a perfect score. No one would get a perfect score. No one would get a perfect score.

What If? 2, Chapter 69 ||

3 2012‑07‑17
1w later
Yoda "How much Force power can Yoda output?" First regular release. From here on standard release day was Tuesday, it's about 19.2 kilowatts, or 25 horsepower.

Available exclusively on What If? 10th Anniversary Edition, Chapter 420! || data-sort-value="8" style="background-color: var(--background-color-youtube, #fecaca);"|8th video, on 2032‑09‑22

4 2012‑07‑24
1w later
A Mole of Moles "What would happen if you were to gather a mole (unit of measurement) of moles (the small furry critter) in one place?" As a mole is such a high number this would be tricky. They would condense into a pressurized sphere of meat that would freeze and occasionally explode from gases.

What If? Future Edition, Chapter 64 || data-sort-value="145" style="background-color: var(--background-color-youtube, #fecaca);"|145th video, on 2019‑04‑02: "Jellyfish Power"

5 2012‑07‑31
1w later
Robot Apocalypse "What if there was a robot apocalypse? How long would humanity. What if there was a robot apocalypse? How long would humanity last?" Humanity would survive if the robots cared about keeping themselves alive as well. If not, then we all die.

What If?, with a different title, Chapter 9: Jellyfish Power|| data-sort-value="11" style="background-color: var(--background-color-youtube, #fecaca);"|11th video, on 2023‑12‑31

6 2012‑08‑07
1w later
Glass Half Empty "What if a glass of water was, all of a sudden, literally half empty?" As in a vacuum? Which half are you talking about? If the vacuum is on the bottom, it would explode, but if it's on the top, the air rushes in and it becomes normal water.

What If? 2, with a different title, Chapter 69: Jellyfish Power || data-sort-value="3" style="background-color: var(--background-color-youtube, #fecaca);"|3rd video, on 2023‑12‑31

7 2012‑08‑14
1w later
Everybody Out "Is there enough energy to move the entire current human population off‑planet?" No, at least not without starving to death quickly and leaving our pets, belongings No, at least not without No, at least not without starving to death quickly and leaving our pets, belongings, and everything else behind.

What If? Future Edition, with a different title, Chapter 64: Jellyfish Power || data-sort-value="3" style="background-color: var(--background-color-youtube, #fecaca);"|3rd video, on 2023‑12‑31: "abc"

8 2012‑08‑21
1w later
Everybody Jump "What would happen if everyone on earth stood as close to each other as they could and jumped, everyone landing on the ground at the same instant?" Earth would be unaffected but the human race would probably be wiped out due to everyone trying to get home at the same time. ERROR MESSAGE EXPECTED.  Template used incorrectly. Click here for instructions. , Chapter unknown if everyone pointed a laser at the moon? 2nd video, on 2022‑12‑31