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| − | This comic is a take on the common plots of pornographic movies. Hot sausage is a euphemism for penis, | + | This comic is a take on the common plots of pornographic movies. Hot sausage is a euphemism for penis, the motif of a plumber is also common in porn, and French maids appear often as well. As in most xkcd comics, the plot is subverted and the characters end up playing {{w|Agricola (board game)}}. In the game the objective is to build a stable family farm, contrasting with the apparently dysfunctional family in the comic. |
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| Scheduling |
![]() Title text: 'How about a little ... *family growth*?' 'Dude, that's not until round two.' |
Explanation
This comic is a take on the common plots of pornographic movies. Hot sausage is a euphemism for penis, the motif of a plumber is also common in porn, and French maids appear often as well. As in most xkcd comics, the plot is subverted and the characters end up playing Agricola (board game). In the game the objective is to build a stable family farm, contrasting with the apparently dysfunctional family in the comic.
| This is one of 53 incomplete explanations: Please help by editing it! |
Transcript
- [Pizza guy enters through door; maid is dusting.]
- Pizza Guy: Pizza delivery! Did someone order a hot sausag--
- Maid: Mon dieu! Monsieur is home early--
- Both: Wait, who are you?
- Pizza guy: Wait, this is the Jones', right? Their daughter was supposed to be having a party!
- Maid: No, I thought Mr. Jones was coming home early.
- [Pizza guy is off-panel left as plumber enters from the right.]
- Pizza guy: But I thought--
- Plumber: Howdy, Mrs. Jones. I hear you need some plumbi--
- Plumber: Who are you?i
- [The pizza guy looks in a cabinet; the others are off-panel right.]
- Maid: Sorry, big mixup.
- Pizza guy: Hey, check out out--the Joneses have Agricola!
- Plumber: I love that game!
- [Mr. Jones and Miss Jones arrive home. Pizza guy, maid, and plumber are sitting on the floor playing Agricola.]
- Mr. Jones: What in the name of ...
- Pizza guy: Dammit, I wanted that grain.
- Maid: Hush, you have starting player.
Discussion
What does "Hush, you have starting player" mean? Djbrasier (talk) 00:07, 6 October 2014 (UTC)
- Added an explanation, but left the incomplete-tag since I'm not a native speaker, and I'm not quite sure about the grammar, but I hope it's clear now, what the explanation of "Having starting player" is. Maybe someone could just re-read my text and correct it if needed. And than remove the tag. 141.101.64.65 09:00, 23 October 2014 (UTC)

