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Chemical Formula
Some of the atoms in the molecule are very weakly bound.
Title text: Some of the atoms in the molecule are very weakly bound.

Explanation

The supposed "chemical formula for the universe" merely lists the numbers of atoms of each element. As is common practice for real compounds that contain organic structures or substructures, the numbers of atoms of carbon and hydrogen are listed before all of the others; the others are listed in alphabetical order. There are estimated to be 1080 atoms of hydrogen (H), by far the most common element in the universe. The next most common element, helium (He), is a long way to the right in the list, and out of view, but would be about a third as many as the hydrogens.

These numbers are large, but they are not nameless. Using the short scale, these numbers can be described as:

  • C1076 - Ten quattuorvigintillion carbon atoms
  • H1080 - One hundred quinvigintillion hydrogen atoms
  • Ac1067 - Ten unvigintillion actinium atoms
  • Ag1069 - One duovigintillion silver atoms
  • Al1075 - One quattuorvigintillion aluminium atoms
  • Am1026 - One hundred septillion americium atoms
  • Ar1075 - One quattuorvigintillion argon atoms
  • As1070 - Ten duovigintillion arsenic atoms
  • At1047 - One hundred quattuordecillion astatine atoms
  • Au1069 - One duovigintillion gold atoms
  • B1071 - One hundred duovigintillion boron atoms
  • Ba1070 - Ten duovigintillion barium atoms
  • Be - An unknown quantity of beryllium atoms

The matter originally created in the Big Bang was bare, unbound protons and neutrons. In the first few minutes, some of these combined to form lightweight nuclei, but most remained as protons, i.e. the nuclei of hydrogen atoms. Other, more complex atoms formed later as a result of stellar nucleosynthesis.


This may be poking some fun at the relative usefulness (or rather, uselessness) of chemical formulas for large organic molecules. While it is a useful concept for teaching people about chemistry and balancing equations, and it was useful in the early days of chemistry to try to categorize and learn about molecules via stoichiometry - it does not give much useful information. For example even the simple formula C11H15NO2 has 302 registered isomers. Many of them are NOT good to eat.

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[A long panel with a chemical formula trailing off the right side]
C1076 H1080 Ac1067 Ag1069 Al1075 Am1026 Ar1075 As1070 At1047 Au1069 B1071 Ba1070 Be
[Caption below the panel:] The approximate chemical formula for the universe




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