3133: Dual Roomba

Dual Roomba

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Title text: I tried uploading it to a household appliance porn site I found, but apparently their content is limited to only fans.

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[Cueball and White Hat are facing each other. A Roomba is to the right side of Cueball, who has his arm up.]

Cueball: The Roomba keeps my floor clean.

Cueball: But what do I do when the Roomba gets dirty?

[Cueball and White now face 2 Roombas, with Cueball gesturing towards the Roombas. One Roomba is climbing up a ramp in front of the second Roomba.]

Cueball: Simple:

Cueball: I got a second Roomba and a ramp, so they can clean each other.

[Cueball kneels down to flip the first Roomba over.]

Cueball: After the tops are clean, I flip one of the over so they can clean each others’ undersides.

[Cueball and White Hat are now watching the Roombas clean each other.]

White Hat: There’s nothing NSFW about this, and yet it’s the most NSFW thing I’ve every seen.

Cueball: Yeah, my Youtube DIY video about this got demonetized.

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wow now way i was here before the page was created ts is crazy TheTrainsKid (talk) 04:08, 26 August 2025 (UTC)

... I think the bot is broken? TheTrainsKid (talk) 04:33, 26 August 2025 (UTC)

actually, nope! this behavior isn't too surprising of the bot and it definitely isn't broken. the bot sometimes has a bit of a lag when creating pages, so you might see the comic page before the talk page is created. 42.book.addict^{Talk to me!} 04:55, 26 August 2025 (UTC)

i'm going to be honest, this is one of the first times in MONTHS that randall has been able to get a laugh out of me from his comics. keep it up, randall! miss the good old days in the 2010s when you had a lot more adult-oriented comics C: 42.book.addict^{Talk to me!} 05:09, 26 August 2025 (UTC)

welcome back Tori! how you doing? Caliban (talk) 11:34, 26 August 2025 (UTC)

it's entirely possible that the last time I saw you edit this wiki was when you commented on my user page! (thanks for that) RadiantRainwing (talk) 15:18, 26 August 2025 (UTC)

hi all, i've been doing well! see y'all around :3 42.book.addict^{Talk to me!} 04:00, 27 August 2025 (UTC)

profanity will return to xkcd Caliban (talk) 11:34, 26 August 2025 (UTC)

pleaseeeeeee 🙏🙏🙏 42.book.addict^{Talk to me!} 04:00, 27 August 2025 (UTC)

[seeks evidence justifying the creation of a "Comics Referencing Household Air Movers" category on the Contents page. :P] 205.175.118.194 20:04, 27 August 2025 (UTC)

THE RETURN OF THE LEGENDARY 42.BOOK.ADDICT! MAY SHE BRING PEACE AND UNITY TO ALL READERS AND EDITORS ALIKE! --DollarStoreBa'al^ConverseMy life choices 14:09, 26 August 2025 (UTC)

Caliban (talk) 15:10, 26 August 2025 (UTC)15:10, 26 August 2025 (UTC)

i'm not legendary-i just help out in areas that need some tlc! 42.book.addict^{Talk to me!} 04:00, 27 August 2025 (UTC)

I know I shouldn't be putting reason into absurdity, but if he already has to intervene to flip one over, why not just clean it by hand? I feel like that would take just as long. 2600:4040:79DD:3A00:B489:424C:28D:8EE7 15:20, 26 August 2025 (UTC)

Re "Only Fans": would it be worth mentioning the inverse-rule-34 that happened to the [/r/onlyfans](https://reddit.com/r/onlyfans) (SFW!) Reddit? It used to be about the pornography site, but the moderators lapsed. A new moderator stepped in and converted the sub to be about the household air movers. Their title-puns are delightfully groanworthy 84.155.151.205 06:08, 27 August 2025 (UTC)

This REEKS of Randall having thought of the pun then backforming the comic to fit it. Yorkshire Pudding (talk) 10:45, 27 August 2025 (UTC)

Oddly enough, 9 months later you have another Roomba. Fephisto (talk) 14:43, 27 August 2025 (UTC)

This concept was already explored by another webcomic--one which is linked at the bottom of every xkcd! Somewhere way back in the archives of Questionable Content is a running gag about roomba reproduction. Dextrous Fred (talk) 15:37, 27 August 2025 (UTC)

Here, maybe ... 205.175.118.194 21:04, 27 August 2025 (UTC)

My Roomba only has wheels on the bottom (I guess because it is for floors, not ceilings) so its motion would be generated by the one on top and by it repositioning the one on top. SDT 45.38.17.164 03:42, 28 August 2025 (UTC)
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