2422: Vaccine Ordering

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Vaccine Ordering
You know what they say: mRNA-1273 before tozinameran, you'll have to slay a banshee in a catamaran.
Title text: You know what they say: mRNA-1273 before tozinameran, you'll have to slay a banshee in a catamaran.

Explanation

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Megan is reading an article on her phone to Cueball. A report from the CDC says it's possible to get effective immunity against COVID-19 when taking two different mRNA vaccines, but this practice should not be the norm. The report in question can be viewed here. It stresses that mixing the vaccines is acceptable only in exceptional circumstances, "like when the first-dose vaccine product cannot be determined."

Cueball wonders whether the order that you receive the vaccines matters. She and Cueball then attempt to create mnemonic devices to help them remember which mix-and-match strategy is best for the mRNA vaccines from pharmaceutical companies Pfizer and Moderna (e.g., "Beer before wine and you'll feel fine; wine before beer and you'll feel queer"). Megan succeeds by rhyming "Pfizer" and "wiser", but struggles with finding a rhyme for "Moderna", settling for Smyrna, an ancient city located in what is now Turkey.

Studies have shown that the order that you have alcoholic drinks doesn't affect the severity of the hangover. The efficacy of mixing vaccines is presently unknown, which is an important reason why mixing them is discouraged.

The title text continues the theme of difficult rhymes, using the full names of both the Moderna vaccine drug (mRNA-1273) and the Pfizer one (tozinameran).

Trivia

This comic image has no anti-aliasing (all its pixels are either fully black or fully white, with no shades of gray). This gives the smooth lines a jagged appearance when the image is displayed in something other than its native size.

Transcript

Megan and Cueball are talking. Megan is refering to a news story on her phone.

Megan: The CDC says it's okay to mix and match the mRNA vaccines for doses 1 and 2, but only in exceptional circumstances.

Cueball: I wonder which order works better, if either.

Megan: Well you know what they say — Moderna before Pfizer, you'll be none the wiser. Pfziser before Moderna then you'll….rule ancient Smyrna.

Cueball: Weird side effect.

Megan: A lot of hard-to-rhyme drugs have those.

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Discussion

Another question this suggests is whether you should wait 28 days (Moderna) or 21 days (Pfizer) between doses... JohnHawkinson (talk) 02:50, 9 February 2021 (UTC)

Average and get 24.5 days? bubblegum-talk|contribs 18:50, 10 February 2021 (UTC)

Can someone clarify if I, the banshee, or both need to be in the catamaran? Cwallenpoole (talk) 04:34, 9 February 2021 (UTC)

I'd say at least the banshee needs to be in the catamaran. If only you were in it, but the banshee wasn't, you'd be slaying it from (or with, if you use the catamaran as a weapon), rather than in a catamaran. Bischoff (talk) 11:18, 9 February 2021 (UTC)
Isn't that like the Groucho Marx joke? "I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas, I don't know." Barmar (talk) 23:56, 9 February 2021 (UTC)
yes -- Brettpeirce (talk) 22:34, 25 February 2021 (UTC)

quality

For those that read XKCD here first - yes, the original comic really is that low quality. I suspect Randall's going to replace it with a cleaner one at some point. 108.162.237.134 23:10, 8 February 2021 (UTC)

Unless the low quality is intentional, some way-over-my-head joke about vaccines and mRNA, maybe? -- or the low-quality of the image as an analogy for the low-quality of the rhymes? 172.69.234.138 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

Looks like he's uploaded a better version now. I don't know how to replace the image, though. Argis13 (talk) 23:40, 8 February 2021 (UTC)

It's still low quality at xkcd.com. Troy0 (talk) 00:14, 9 February 2021 (UTC)
You can't (I just tried it). The image shown is scaled up by 2×, and the non-scaled version (the one displayed) is anti-aliased. bubblegum-talk|contribs 00:20, 9 February 2021 (UTC)
Looks like Randall fixed it now.172.68.174.86 00:39, 9 February 2021 (UTC)
I believe that the proper file should be vaccine_ordering_2x.png Bubblegum is correct. Icil34 (talk) 01:00, 9 February 2021 (UTC)Icil34
That was a typo (it should be "is not anti-aliased"). The 2x one is displayed on xkcd, while the non-2x one is displayed on explainxkcd. The non-2x version was not anti-aliased when I made that comment, but it is now. bubblegum-talk|contribs 01:17, 9 February 2021 (UTC)
Just uploaded the new version.DKMell (talk) 01:05, 9 February 2021 (UTC)

I'd like to upload the original aliased files but I don't have permission to create new pages.

The original 1x version is here and the 2x version, still aliased but with 4 pixels of #f7f7f7, is here Landfillbaby (talk) 01:21, 9 February 2021 (UTC)

I see the right one now162.158.187.161 15:03, 9 February 2021 (UTC)

"Pfizer before moderna, that'll learn ya" - Alex Booker on Last Leg (UK channel 4) 5th Feb. 162.158.2.226 17:37, 9 February 2021 (UTC)