3212: Little Red Dots

Little Red Dots

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Title text: After a lot of analysis, I've determined that they're actually big red dots; they're just very far away.

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Explanation

This is one of 69 incomplete explanations: This page was created by a LITTLE RED BOT. Don't remove this notice too soon. If you can fix this issue, edit the page!

oh yeah by the way if ur actually wondering about the explanation the little red dots are young black holes from 500-700 million years after the Big Bang in the JWST telescope

Cherry angiomas are very common, harmless, non-cancerous skin growths made of clusters of dilated capillaries, appearing as bright red, smooth, or slightly raised spots.

Stuck pixels are pixels that do not work properly, and are stuck to one single color.

Jasper (#d73b3e) and Vermillion (#e34234, sometimes called Cinnabar)

Clover mites(someone please make this a link to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clover_mite ) (Bryobia praetiosa) are very small Red Spiders. (make this a link to https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/Category:Red_Spiders )

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Everyone why is absolutely nothing here yet Ehogin (talk) 03:08, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

Because this comic came out like 2 hours ago. Xkdvd (talk) 04:17, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

Yeah by the amount of people who read xkcd you would think at least 100 people saw this and did not do anything for two hours Ehogin (talk) 04:45, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

Its not a question of how many people read xkcd, its how many people use explain xkcd, and edit, and know what to put here. EDIT: forgot my signature. oops. Xkdvd (talk) 04:51, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

OK, we want something here? I get Clover Mites a lot. On the patio table, on the deck chairs. On the car, but I fooled them this time: I got a cherry-red car. Maybe they got into the JWST? --PRR (talk) 05:32, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

Current title text explanation seems like a bit of a stretch to me; see 2359 for a more refined take on explaining a very a similar joke. 204.77.3.72 08:32, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

Sure, whatever you say Father Dougal. --2A10:D586:3E93:0:21B8:BB66:6F56:9A06 08:53, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

TV criminologists: a pattern centred on the killer's home. 194.75.188.171 11:15, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
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