1525: Emojic 8 Ball

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Emojic 8 Ball
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Explanation

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This is an interactive comic. You can experience it by going to http://xkcd.com/1525/ .

Emojic 8 Ball is a type of parody of Magic 8 Ball using emoji instead of words. Whereas the real Magic 8 Ball is shaken while you ask it a question and gives out an answer along the lines of YES or NO or ASK AGAIN, this comic takes written user input and once submitted gives a non-verbal answer using graphical Unicode "text" called emoji.

It is possible that this may be commentary on the inclusion of such "meaningless" symbols into Unicode. Ask a question and get a meaningless reply. Even more meaningless than the answers given by a Magic 8 Ball.

Transcript

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Title: Emojic 8 Ball [with the 8 itself an emoji that looks like an 8-ball]
[Form input field with placeholder text]: How will I die?
[Submit button]: Ask
[Image of a shiny black ball with a smaller circular window at its center.]
[After the submit button is pressed, 1 to 3 emoji symbols appear in the window, framed inside a light blue triangle.]

List of Possible Emoji Responses

The source code for the comic contains an array of 507 possible emoji characters. When the "Ask" button is pressed, up to three characters are randomly chosen from this list.

Emoji Description ' Emoji Description ' Emoji Description
๐Ÿ™… โ€Ž1F645 FACE WITH NO GOOD GESTURE ๐ŸŽ‹ โ€Ž1F38B TANABATA TREE ๐Ÿ’ƒ โ€Ž1F483 DANCER
๐Ÿ™† โ€Ž1F646 FACE WITH OK GESTURE ๐ŸŽŒ โ€Ž1F38C CROSSED FLAGS ๐Ÿ’„ โ€Ž1F484 LIPSTICK
๐Ÿ™‡ โ€Ž1F647 PERSON BOWING DEEPLY ๐ŸŽ โ€Ž1F38D PINE DECORATION ๐Ÿ’… โ€Ž1F485 NAIL POLISH
๐Ÿ™‹ โ€Ž1F64B HAPPY PERSON RAISING ONE HAND ๐ŸŽŽ โ€Ž1F38E JAPANESE DOLLS ๐Ÿ’† โ€Ž1F486 FACE MASSAGE
๐Ÿ™Œ โ€Ž1F64C PERSON RAISING BOTH HANDS IN CELEBRATION ๐ŸŽ โ€Ž1F38F CARP STREAMER ๐Ÿ’‡ โ€Ž1F487 HAIRCUT
๐Ÿ™ โ€Ž1F64D PERSON FROWNING ๐ŸŽ โ€Ž1F390 WIND CHIME ๐Ÿ’ˆ โ€Ž1F488 BARBER POLE
๐Ÿ™Ž โ€Ž1F64E PERSON WITH POUTING FACE ๐ŸŽ‘ โ€Ž1F391 MOON VIEWING CEREMONY ๐Ÿ’‰ โ€Ž1F489 SYRINGE
๐Ÿ™ โ€Ž1F64F PERSON WITH FOLDED HANDS ๐ŸŽ’ โ€Ž1F392 SCHOOL SATCHEL ๐Ÿ’Š โ€Ž1F48A PILL
โœ‚ โ€Ž2702 BLACK SCISSORS ๐ŸŽ“ โ€Ž1F393 GRADUATION CAP ๐Ÿ’‹ โ€Ž1F48B KISS MARK
โœˆ โ€Ž2708 AIRPLANE ๐ŸŽ  โ€Ž1F3A0 CAROUSEL HORSE ๐Ÿ’Œ โ€Ž1F48C LOVE LETTER
โœ‰ โ€Ž2709 ENVELOPE ๐ŸŽก โ€Ž1F3A1 FERRIS WHEEL ๐Ÿ’ โ€Ž1F48D RING
โœŠ โ€Ž270A RAISED FIST ๐ŸŽข โ€Ž1F3A2 ROLLER COASTER ๐Ÿ’Ž โ€Ž1F48E GEM STONE
โœ‹ โ€Ž270B RAISED HAND ๐ŸŽฃ โ€Ž1F3A3 FISHING POLE AND FISH ๐Ÿ’ โ€Ž1F48F KISS
โœŒ โ€Ž270C VICTORY HAND ๐ŸŽค โ€Ž1F3A4 MICROPHONE ๐Ÿ’ โ€Ž1F490 BOUQUET
โœ โ€Ž270F PENCIL ๐ŸŽฅ โ€Ž1F3A5 MOVIE CAMERA ๐Ÿ’‘ โ€Ž1F491 COUPLE WITH HEART
โ„ โ€Ž2744 SNOWFLAKE ๐ŸŽฆ โ€Ž1F3A6 CINEMA ๐Ÿ’’ โ€Ž1F492 WEDDING
โค โ€Ž2764 HEAVY BLACK HEART ๐ŸŽง โ€Ž1F3A7 HEADPHONE ๐Ÿ’“ โ€Ž1F493 BEATING HEART
๐Ÿš€ โ€Ž1F680 ROCKET ๐ŸŽจ โ€Ž1F3A8 ARTIST PALETTE ๐Ÿ’” โ€Ž1F494 BROKEN HEART
๐Ÿšƒ โ€Ž1F683 RAILWAY CAR ๐ŸŽฉ โ€Ž1F3A9 TOP HAT ๐Ÿ’• โ€Ž1F495 TWO HEARTS
๐Ÿš„ โ€Ž1F684 HIGH-SPEED TRAIN ๐ŸŽช โ€Ž1F3AA CIRCUS TENT ๐Ÿ’– โ€Ž1F496 SPARKLING HEART
๐Ÿš… โ€Ž1F685 HIGH-SPEED TRAIN WITH BULLET NOSE ๐ŸŽซ โ€Ž1F3AB TICKET ๐Ÿ’— โ€Ž1F497 GROWING HEART
๐Ÿš‡ โ€Ž1F687 METRO ๐ŸŽฌ โ€Ž1F3AC CLAPPER BOARD ๐Ÿ’˜ โ€Ž1F498 HEART WITH ARROW
๐Ÿš‰ โ€Ž1F689 STATION ๐ŸŽญ โ€Ž1F3AD PERFORMING ARTS ๐Ÿ’™ โ€Ž1F499 BLUE HEART
๐ŸšŒ โ€Ž1F68C BUS ๐ŸŽฎ โ€Ž1F3AE VIDEO GAME ๐Ÿ’š โ€Ž1F49A GREEN HEART
๐Ÿš โ€Ž1F68F BUS STOP ๐ŸŽฏ โ€Ž1F3AF DIRECT HIT ๐Ÿ’› โ€Ž1F49B YELLOW HEART
๐Ÿš‘ โ€Ž1F691 AMBULANCE ๐ŸŽฐ โ€Ž1F3B0 SLOT MACHINE ๐Ÿ’œ โ€Ž1F49C PURPLE HEART
๐Ÿš’ โ€Ž1F692 FIRE ENGINE ๐ŸŽฑ โ€Ž1F3B1 BILLIARDS ๐Ÿ’ โ€Ž1F49D HEART WITH RIBBON
๐Ÿš“ โ€Ž1F693 POLICE CAR ๐ŸŽฒ โ€Ž1F3B2 GAME DIE ๐Ÿ’ž โ€Ž1F49E REVOLVING HEARTS
๐Ÿš• โ€Ž1F695 TAXI ๐ŸŽณ โ€Ž1F3B3 BOWLING ๐Ÿ’Ÿ โ€Ž1F49F HEART DECORATION
๐Ÿš— โ€Ž1F697 AUTOMOBILE ๐ŸŽด โ€Ž1F3B4 FLOWER PLAYING CARDS ๐Ÿ’  โ€Ž1F4A0 DIAMOND SHAPE WITH A DOT INSIDE
๐Ÿš™ โ€Ž1F699 RECREATIONAL VEHICLE ๐ŸŽต โ€Ž1F3B5 MUSICAL NOTE ๐Ÿ’ก โ€Ž1F4A1 ELECTRIC LIGHT BULB
๐Ÿšš โ€Ž1F69A DELIVERY TRUCK ๐ŸŽถ โ€Ž1F3B6 MULTIPLE MUSICAL NOTES ๐Ÿ’ข โ€Ž1F4A2 ANGER SYMBOL
๐Ÿšข โ€Ž1F6A2 SHIP ๐ŸŽท โ€Ž1F3B7 SAXOPHONE ๐Ÿ’ฃ โ€Ž1F4A3 BOMB
๐Ÿšค โ€Ž1F6A4 SPEEDBOAT ๐ŸŽธ โ€Ž1F3B8 GUITAR ๐Ÿ’ค โ€Ž1F4A4 SLEEPING SYMBOL
๐Ÿšฅ โ€Ž1F6A5 HORIZONTAL TRAFFIC LIGHT ๐ŸŽน โ€Ž1F3B9 MUSICAL KEYBOARD ๐Ÿ’ฅ โ€Ž1F4A5 COLLISION SYMBOL
๐Ÿšง โ€Ž1F6A7 CONSTRUCTION SIGN ๐ŸŽบ โ€Ž1F3BA TRUMPET ๐Ÿ’ฆ โ€Ž1F4A6 SPLASHING SWEAT SYMBOL
๐Ÿšจ โ€Ž1F6A8 POLICE CARS REVOLVING LIGHT ๐ŸŽป โ€Ž1F3BB VIOLIN ๐Ÿ’ง โ€Ž1F4A7 DROPLET
๐Ÿšฉ โ€Ž1F6A9 TRIANGULAR FLAG ON POST ๐ŸŽฝ โ€Ž1F3BD RUNNING SHIRT WITH SASH ๐Ÿ’จ โ€Ž1F4A8 DASH SYMBOL
๐Ÿšช โ€Ž1F6AA DOOR ๐ŸŽพ โ€Ž1F3BE TENNIS RACQUET AND BALL ๐Ÿ’ฉ โ€Ž1F4A9 PILE OF POO
๐Ÿšซ โ€Ž1F6AB NO ENTRY SIGN ๐ŸŽฟ โ€Ž1F3BF SKI AND SKI BOOT ๐Ÿ’ช โ€Ž1F4AA FLEXED BICEPS
๐Ÿšฌ โ€Ž1F6AC SMOKING SYMBOL ๐Ÿ€ โ€Ž1F3C0 BASKETBALL AND HOOP ๐Ÿ’ซ โ€Ž1F4AB DIZZY SYMBOL
๐Ÿšฒ โ€Ž1F6B2 BICYCLE ๐Ÿ โ€Ž1F3C1 CHEQUERED FLAG ๐Ÿ’ฌ โ€Ž1F4AC SPEECH BALLOON
๐Ÿšถ โ€Ž1F6B6 PEDESTRIAN ๐Ÿ‚ โ€Ž1F3C2 SNOWBOARDER ๐Ÿ’ฎ โ€Ž1F4AE WHITE FLOWER
๐Ÿšฝ โ€Ž1F6BD TOILET ๐Ÿƒ โ€Ž1F3C3 RUNNER ๐Ÿ’ฏ โ€Ž1F4AF HUNDRED POINTS SYMBOL
๐Ÿ›€ โ€Ž1F6C0 BATH ๐Ÿ„ โ€Ž1F3C4 SURFER ๐Ÿ’ฐ โ€Ž1F4B0 MONEY BAG
โŒš โ€Ž231A WATCH ๐Ÿ† โ€Ž1F3C6 TROPHY ๐Ÿ’ฒ โ€Ž1F4B2 HEAVY DOLLAR SIGN
โŒ› โ€Ž231B HOURGLASS ๐Ÿˆ โ€Ž1F3C8 AMERICAN FOOTBALL ๐Ÿ’ณ โ€Ž1F4B3 CREDIT CARD
โฐ โ€Ž23F0 ALARM CLOCK ๐ŸŠ โ€Ž1F3CA SWIMMER ๐Ÿ’ต โ€Ž1F4B5 BANKNOTE WITH DOLLAR SIGN
โณ โ€Ž23F3 HOURGLASS WITH FLOWING SAND ๐Ÿ  โ€Ž1F3E0 HOUSE BUILDING ๐Ÿ’ธ โ€Ž1F4B8 MONEY WITH WINGS
โ˜ โ€Ž2601 CLOUD ๐Ÿก โ€Ž1F3E1 HOUSE WITH GARDEN ๐Ÿ’บ โ€Ž1F4BA SEAT
โ˜Ž โ€Ž260E BLACK TELEPHONE ๐Ÿข โ€Ž1F3E2 OFFICE BUILDING ๐Ÿ’ป โ€Ž1F4BB PERSONAL COMPUTER
โ˜” โ€Ž2614 UMBRELLA WITH RAIN DROPS ๐Ÿฃ โ€Ž1F3E3 JAPANESE POST OFFICE ๐Ÿ’ผ โ€Ž1F4BC BRIEFCASE
โ˜• โ€Ž2615 HOT BEVERAGE ๐Ÿฅ โ€Ž1F3E5 HOSPITAL ๐Ÿ’ฝ โ€Ž1F4BD MINIDISC
โ™จ โ€Ž2668 HOT SPRINGS ๐Ÿฆ โ€Ž1F3E6 BANK ๐Ÿ’พ โ€Ž1F4BE FLOPPY DISK
โ™ป โ€Ž267B BLACK UNIVERSAL RECYCLING SYMBOL ๐Ÿง โ€Ž1F3E7 AUTOMATED TELLER MACHINE ๐Ÿ’ฟ โ€Ž1F4BF OPTICAL DISC
โ™ฟ โ€Ž267F WHEELCHAIR SYMBOL ๐Ÿจ โ€Ž1F3E8 HOTEL ๐Ÿ“€ โ€Ž1F4C0 DVD
โš“ โ€Ž2693 ANCHOR ๐Ÿฉ โ€Ž1F3E9 LOVE HOTEL ๐Ÿ“ƒ โ€Ž1F4C3 PAGE WITH CURL
โšก โ€Ž26A1 HIGH VOLTAGE SIGN ๐Ÿช โ€Ž1F3EA CONVENIENCE STORE ๐Ÿ“… โ€Ž1F4C5 CALENDAR
โšฝ โ€Ž26BD SOCCER BALL ๐Ÿซ โ€Ž1F3EB SCHOOL ๐Ÿ“† โ€Ž1F4C6 TEAR-OFF CALENDAR
โšพ โ€Ž26BE BASEBALL ๐Ÿฌ โ€Ž1F3EC DEPARTMENT STORE ๐Ÿ“ˆ โ€Ž1F4C8 CHART WITH UPWARDS TREND
โ›„ โ€Ž26C4 SNOWMAN WITHOUT SNOW ๐Ÿญ โ€Ž1F3ED FACTORY ๐Ÿ“‰ โ€Ž1F4C9 CHART WITH DOWNWARDS TREND
โ›… โ€Ž26C5 SUN BEHIND CLOUD ๐Ÿฎ โ€Ž1F3EE IZAKAYA LANTERN ๐Ÿ“Œ โ€Ž1F4CC PUSHPIN
โ›ช โ€Ž26EA CHURCH ๐Ÿฏ โ€Ž1F3EF JAPANESE CASTLE ๐Ÿ“ โ€Ž1F4CD ROUND PUSHPIN
โ›ฒ โ€Ž26F2 FOUNTAIN ๐Ÿฐ โ€Ž1F3F0 EUROPEAN CASTLE ๐Ÿ“Ž โ€Ž1F4CE PAPERCLIP
โ›ณ โ€Ž26F3 FLAG IN HOLE ๐ŸŒ โ€Ž1F40C SNAIL ๐Ÿ““ โ€Ž1F4D3 NOTEBOOK
โ›ต โ€Ž26F5 SAILBOAT ๐Ÿ โ€Ž1F40D SNAKE ๐Ÿ“” โ€Ž1F4D4 NOTEBOOK WITH DECORATIVE COVER
โ›บ โ€Ž26FA TENT ๐ŸŽ โ€Ž1F40E HORSE ๐Ÿ“• โ€Ž1F4D5 CLOSED BOOK
โญ โ€Ž2B50 WHITE MEDIUM STAR ๐Ÿ‘ โ€Ž1F411 SHEEP ๐Ÿ“– โ€Ž1F4D6 OPEN BOOK
โ›ฝ โ€Ž26FD FUEL PUMP ๐Ÿ’ โ€Ž1F412 MONKEY ๐Ÿ“ž โ€Ž1F4DE TELEPHONE RECEIVER
๐Ÿƒ โ€Ž1F0CF PLAYING CARD BLACK JOKER ๐Ÿ” โ€Ž1F414 CHICKEN ๐Ÿ“Ÿ โ€Ž1F4DF PAGER
๐ŸŒ€ โ€Ž1F300 CYCLONE ๐Ÿ— โ€Ž1F417 BOAR ๐Ÿ“  โ€Ž1F4E0 FAX MACHINE
๐ŸŒ โ€Ž1F301 FOGGY ๐Ÿ˜ โ€Ž1F418 ELEPHANT ๐Ÿ“ก โ€Ž1F4E1 SATELLITE ANTENNA
๐ŸŒ‚ โ€Ž1F302 CLOSED UMBRELLA ๐Ÿ™ โ€Ž1F419 OCTOPUS ๐Ÿ“ฃ โ€Ž1F4E3 CHEERING MEGAPHONE
๐ŸŒƒ โ€Ž1F303 NIGHT WITH STARS ๐Ÿš โ€Ž1F41A SPIRAL SHELL ๐Ÿ“ฆ โ€Ž1F4E6 PACKAGE
๐ŸŒ„ โ€Ž1F304 SUNRISE OVER MOUNTAINS ๐Ÿ› โ€Ž1F41B BUG ๐Ÿ“ง โ€Ž1F4E7 E-MAIL SYMBOL
๐ŸŒ… โ€Ž1F305 SUNRISE ๐Ÿœ โ€Ž1F41C ANT ๐Ÿ“ซ โ€Ž1F4EB CLOSED MAILBOX WITH RAISED FLAG
๐ŸŒ† โ€Ž1F306 CITYSCAPE AT DUSK ๐Ÿ โ€Ž1F41D HONEYBEE ๐Ÿ“ฐ โ€Ž1F4F0 NEWSPAPER
๐ŸŒ‡ โ€Ž1F307 SUNSET OVER BUILDINGS ๐Ÿž โ€Ž1F41E LADY BEETLE ๐Ÿ“ฑ โ€Ž1F4F1 MOBILE PHONE
๐ŸŒˆ โ€Ž1F308 RAINBOW ๐ŸŸ โ€Ž1F41F FISH ๐Ÿ“ท โ€Ž1F4F7 CAMERA
๐ŸŒ‰ โ€Ž1F309 BRIDGE AT NIGHT ๐Ÿ  โ€Ž1F420 TROPICAL FISH ๐Ÿ“น โ€Ž1F4F9 VIDEO CAMERA
๐ŸŒŠ โ€Ž1F30A WATER WAVE ๐Ÿก โ€Ž1F421 BLOWFISH ๐Ÿ“บ โ€Ž1F4FA TELEVISION
๐ŸŒ‹ โ€Ž1F30B VOLCANO ๐Ÿข โ€Ž1F422 TURTLE ๐Ÿ“ป โ€Ž1F4FB RADIO
๐ŸŒ โ€Ž1F30F EARTH GLOBE ASIA-AUSTRALIA ๐Ÿฃ โ€Ž1F423 HATCHING CHICK ๐Ÿ“ผ โ€Ž1F4FC VIDEOCASSETTE
๐ŸŒ™ โ€Ž1F319 CRESCENT MOON ๐Ÿค โ€Ž1F424 BABY CHICK ๐Ÿ”Š โ€Ž1F50A SPEAKER WITH THREE SOUND WAVES
๐ŸŒ› โ€Ž1F31B FIRST QUARTER MOON WITH FACE ๐Ÿฅ โ€Ž1F425 FRONT-FACING BABY CHICK ๐Ÿ”‹ โ€Ž1F50B BATTERY
๐ŸŒŸ โ€Ž1F31F GLOWING STAR ๐Ÿฆ โ€Ž1F426 BIRD ๐Ÿ”Œ โ€Ž1F50C ELECTRIC PLUG
๐ŸŒ  โ€Ž1F320 SHOOTING STAR ๐Ÿง โ€Ž1F427 PENGUIN ๐Ÿ”Ž โ€Ž1F50E RIGHT-POINTING MAGNIFYING GLASS
๐ŸŒฐ โ€Ž1F330 CHESTNUT ๐Ÿจ โ€Ž1F428 KOALA ๐Ÿ” โ€Ž1F510 CLOSED LOCK WITH KEY
๐ŸŒฑ โ€Ž1F331 SEEDLING ๐Ÿฉ โ€Ž1F429 POODLE ๐Ÿ”‘ โ€Ž1F511 KEY
๐ŸŒด โ€Ž1F334 PALM TREE ๐Ÿซ โ€Ž1F42B BACTRIAN CAMEL ๐Ÿ”’ โ€Ž1F512 LOCK
๐ŸŒต โ€Ž1F335 CACTUS ๐Ÿฌ โ€Ž1F42C DOLPHIN ๐Ÿ”“ โ€Ž1F513 OPEN LOCK
๐ŸŒท โ€Ž1F337 TULIP ๐Ÿญ โ€Ž1F42D MOUSE FACE ๐Ÿ”” โ€Ž1F514 BELL
๐ŸŒธ โ€Ž1F338 CHERRY BLOSSOM ๐Ÿฎ โ€Ž1F42E COW FACE ๐Ÿ”œ โ€Ž1F51C SOON WITH RIGHTWARDS ARROW ABOVE
๐ŸŒน โ€Ž1F339 ROSE ๐Ÿฏ โ€Ž1F42F TIGER FACE ๐Ÿ”ฅ โ€Ž1F525 FIRE
๐ŸŒบ โ€Ž1F33A HIBISCUS ๐Ÿฐ โ€Ž1F430 RABBIT FACE ๐Ÿ”ฆ โ€Ž1F526 ELECTRIC TORCH
๐ŸŒป โ€Ž1F33B SUNFLOWER ๐Ÿฑ โ€Ž1F431 CAT FACE ๐Ÿ”ง โ€Ž1F527 WRENCH
๐ŸŒผ โ€Ž1F33C BLOSSOM ๐Ÿฒ โ€Ž1F432 DRAGON FACE ๐Ÿ”จ โ€Ž1F528 HAMMER
๐ŸŒฝ โ€Ž1F33D EAR OF MAIZE ๐Ÿณ โ€Ž1F433 SPOUTING WHALE ๐Ÿ”ฉ โ€Ž1F529 NUT AND BOLT
๐ŸŒพ โ€Ž1F33E EAR OF RICE ๐Ÿด โ€Ž1F434 HORSE FACE ๐Ÿ”ช โ€Ž1F52A HOCHO
๐ŸŒฟ โ€Ž1F33F HERB ๐Ÿต โ€Ž1F435 MONKEY FACE ๐Ÿ”ซ โ€Ž1F52B PISTOL
๐Ÿ€ โ€Ž1F340 FOUR LEAF CLOVER ๐Ÿถ โ€Ž1F436 DOG FACE ๐Ÿ”ฎ โ€Ž1F52E CRYSTAL BALL
๐Ÿ โ€Ž1F341 MAPLE LEAF ๐Ÿท โ€Ž1F437 PIG FACE ๐Ÿ—ป โ€Ž1F5FB MOUNT FUJI
๐Ÿ‚ โ€Ž1F342 FALLEN LEAF ๐Ÿธ โ€Ž1F438 FROG FACE ๐Ÿ—ผ โ€Ž1F5FC TOKYO TOWER
๐Ÿƒ โ€Ž1F343 LEAF FLUTTERING IN WIND ๐Ÿน โ€Ž1F439 HAMSTER FACE ๐Ÿ—ฝ โ€Ž1F5FD STATUE OF LIBERTY
๐Ÿ„ โ€Ž1F344 MUSHROOM ๐Ÿบ โ€Ž1F43A WOLF FACE ๐Ÿ—พ โ€Ž1F5FE SILHOUETTE OF JAPAN
๐Ÿ… โ€Ž1F345 TOMATO ๐Ÿป โ€Ž1F43B BEAR FACE ๐Ÿ—ฟ โ€Ž1F5FF MOYAI
๐Ÿ† โ€Ž1F346 AUBERGINE ๐Ÿผ โ€Ž1F43C PANDA FACE ๐Ÿ˜ด โ€Ž1F634 SLEEPING FACE
๐Ÿ‡ โ€Ž1F347 GRAPES ๐Ÿฝ โ€Ž1F43D PIG NOSE ๐Ÿš โ€Ž1F681 HELICOPTER
๐Ÿˆ โ€Ž1F348 MELON ๐Ÿพ โ€Ž1F43E PAW PRINTS ๐Ÿš‚ โ€Ž1F682 STEAM LOCOMOTIVE
๐Ÿ‰ โ€Ž1F349 WATERMELON ๐Ÿ‘€ โ€Ž1F440 EYES ๐Ÿš† โ€Ž1F686 TRAIN
๐ŸŠ โ€Ž1F34A TANGERINE ๐Ÿ‘‚ โ€Ž1F442 EAR ๐Ÿšˆ โ€Ž1F688 LIGHT RAIL
๐ŸŒ โ€Ž1F34C BANANA ๐Ÿ‘ƒ โ€Ž1F443 NOSE ๐ŸšŠ โ€Ž1F68A TRAM
๐Ÿ โ€Ž1F34D PINEAPPLE ๐Ÿ‘„ โ€Ž1F444 MOUTH ๐Ÿš โ€Ž1F68D ONCOMING BUS
๐ŸŽ โ€Ž1F34E RED APPLE ๐Ÿ‘… โ€Ž1F445 TONGUE ๐ŸšŽ โ€Ž1F68E TROLLEYBUS
๐Ÿ โ€Ž1F34F GREEN APPLE ๐Ÿ‘† โ€Ž1F446 WHITE UP POINTING BACKHAND INDEX ๐Ÿš โ€Ž1F690 MINIBUS
๐Ÿ‘ โ€Ž1F351 PEACH ๐Ÿ‘‡ โ€Ž1F447 WHITE DOWN POINTING BACKHAND INDEX ๐Ÿš” โ€Ž1F694 ONCOMING POLICE CAR
๐Ÿ’ โ€Ž1F352 CHERRIES ๐Ÿ‘ˆ โ€Ž1F448 WHITE LEFT POINTING BACKHAND INDEX ๐Ÿš– โ€Ž1F696 ONCOMING TAXI
๐Ÿ“ โ€Ž1F353 STRAWBERRY ๐Ÿ‘‰ โ€Ž1F449 WHITE RIGHT POINTING BACKHAND INDEX ๐Ÿš˜ โ€Ž1F698 ONCOMING AUTOMOBILE
๐Ÿ” โ€Ž1F354 HAMBURGER ๐Ÿ‘Š โ€Ž1F44A FISTED HAND SIGN ๐Ÿš› โ€Ž1F69B ARTICULATED LORRY
๐Ÿ• โ€Ž1F355 SLICE OF PIZZA ๐Ÿ‘‹ โ€Ž1F44B WAVING HAND SIGN ๐Ÿšœ โ€Ž1F69C TRACTOR
๐Ÿ– โ€Ž1F356 MEAT ON BONE ๐Ÿ‘Œ โ€Ž1F44C OK HAND SIGN ๐Ÿš โ€Ž1F69D MONORAIL
๐Ÿ— โ€Ž1F357 POULTRY LEG ๐Ÿ‘ โ€Ž1F44D THUMBS UP SIGN ๐Ÿšž โ€Ž1F69E MOUNTAIN RAILWAY
๐Ÿ˜ โ€Ž1F358 RICE CRACKER ๐Ÿ‘Ž โ€Ž1F44E THUMBS DOWN SIGN ๐ŸšŸ โ€Ž1F69F SUSPENSION RAILWAY
๐Ÿ™ โ€Ž1F359 RICE BALL ๐Ÿ‘ โ€Ž1F44F CLAPPING HANDS SIGN ๐Ÿš  โ€Ž1F6A0 MOUNTAIN CABLEWAY
๐Ÿš โ€Ž1F35A COOKED RICE ๐Ÿ‘ โ€Ž1F450 OPEN HANDS SIGN ๐Ÿšก โ€Ž1F6A1 AERIAL TRAMWAY
๐Ÿ› โ€Ž1F35B CURRY AND RICE ๐Ÿ‘‘ โ€Ž1F451 CROWN ๐Ÿšฃ โ€Ž1F6A3 ROWBOAT
๐Ÿœ โ€Ž1F35C STEAMING BOWL ๐Ÿ‘’ โ€Ž1F452 WOMANS HAT ๐Ÿšฆ โ€Ž1F6A6 VERTICAL TRAFFIC LIGHT
๐Ÿ โ€Ž1F35D SPAGHETTI ๐Ÿ‘“ โ€Ž1F453 EYEGLASSES ๐Ÿšฎ โ€Ž1F6AE PUT LITTER IN ITS PLACE SYMBOL
๐Ÿž โ€Ž1F35E BREAD ๐Ÿ‘” โ€Ž1F454 NECKTIE ๐Ÿšต โ€Ž1F6B5 MOUNTAIN BICYCLIST
๐ŸŸ โ€Ž1F35F FRENCH FRIES ๐Ÿ‘• โ€Ž1F455 T-SHIRT ๐Ÿšฟ โ€Ž1F6BF SHOWER
๐Ÿ  โ€Ž1F360 ROASTED SWEET POTATO ๐Ÿ‘– โ€Ž1F456 JEANS ๐Ÿ› โ€Ž1F6C1 BATHTUB
๐Ÿก โ€Ž1F361 DANGO ๐Ÿ‘— โ€Ž1F457 DRESS ๐ŸŒ โ€Ž1F30D EARTH GLOBE EUROPE-AFRICA
๐Ÿข โ€Ž1F362 ODEN ๐Ÿ‘˜ โ€Ž1F458 KIMONO ๐ŸŒŽ โ€Ž1F30E EARTH GLOBE AMERICAS
๐Ÿฃ โ€Ž1F363 SUSHI ๐Ÿ‘™ โ€Ž1F459 BIKINI ๐ŸŒœ โ€Ž1F31C LAST QUARTER MOON WITH FACE
๐Ÿค โ€Ž1F364 FRIED SHRIMP ๐Ÿ‘š โ€Ž1F45A WOMANS CLOTHES ๐ŸŒ โ€Ž1F31D FULL MOON WITH FACE
๐Ÿฅ โ€Ž1F365 FISH CAKE WITH SWIRL DESIGN ๐Ÿ‘› โ€Ž1F45B PURSE ๐ŸŒž โ€Ž1F31E SUN WITH FACE
๐Ÿฆ โ€Ž1F366 SOFT ICE CREAM ๐Ÿ‘œ โ€Ž1F45C HANDBAG ๐ŸŒฒ โ€Ž1F332 EVERGREEN TREE
๐Ÿง โ€Ž1F367 SHAVED ICE ๐Ÿ‘ โ€Ž1F45D POUCH ๐ŸŒณ โ€Ž1F333 DECIDUOUS TREE
๐Ÿจ โ€Ž1F368 ICE CREAM ๐Ÿ‘ž โ€Ž1F45E MANS SHOE ๐Ÿ‹ โ€Ž1F34B LEMON
๐Ÿฉ โ€Ž1F369 DOUGHNUT ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ โ€Ž1F45F ATHLETIC SHOE ๐Ÿ โ€Ž1F350 PEAR
๐Ÿช โ€Ž1F36A COOKIE ๐Ÿ‘  โ€Ž1F460 HIGH-HEELED SHOE ๐Ÿผ โ€Ž1F37C BABY BOTTLE
๐Ÿซ โ€Ž1F36B CHOCOLATE BAR ๐Ÿ‘ก โ€Ž1F461 WOMANS SANDAL ๐Ÿ‡ โ€Ž1F3C7 HORSE RACING
๐Ÿฌ โ€Ž1F36C CANDY ๐Ÿ‘ข โ€Ž1F462 WOMANS BOOTS ๐Ÿ‰ โ€Ž1F3C9 RUGBY FOOTBALL
๐Ÿญ โ€Ž1F36D LOLLIPOP ๐Ÿ‘ฃ โ€Ž1F463 FOOTPRINTS ๐Ÿค โ€Ž1F3E4 EUROPEAN POST OFFICE
๐Ÿฎ โ€Ž1F36E CUSTARD ๐Ÿ‘ค โ€Ž1F464 BUST IN SILHOUETTE ๐Ÿ€ โ€Ž1F400 RAT
๐Ÿฏ โ€Ž1F36F HONEY POT ๐Ÿ‘ฆ โ€Ž1F466 BOY ๐Ÿ โ€Ž1F401 MOUSE
๐Ÿฐ โ€Ž1F370 SHORTCAKE ๐Ÿ‘ง โ€Ž1F467 GIRL ๐Ÿ‚ โ€Ž1F402 OX
๐Ÿฑ โ€Ž1F371 BENTO BOX ๐Ÿ‘จ โ€Ž1F468 MAN ๐Ÿƒ โ€Ž1F403 WATER BUFFALO
๐Ÿฒ โ€Ž1F372 POT OF FOOD ๐Ÿ‘ฉ โ€Ž1F469 WOMAN ๐Ÿ„ โ€Ž1F404 COW
๐Ÿณ โ€Ž1F373 COOKING ๐Ÿ‘ช โ€Ž1F46A FAMILY ๐Ÿ… โ€Ž1F405 TIGER
๐Ÿด โ€Ž1F374 FORK AND KNIFE ๐Ÿ‘ซ โ€Ž1F46B MAN AND WOMAN HOLDING HANDS ๐Ÿ† โ€Ž1F406 LEOPARD
๐Ÿต โ€Ž1F375 TEACUP WITHOUT HANDLE ๐Ÿ‘ฎ โ€Ž1F46E POLICE OFFICER ๐Ÿ‡ โ€Ž1F407 RABBIT
๐Ÿถ โ€Ž1F376 SAKE BOTTLE AND CUP ๐Ÿ‘ฏ โ€Ž1F46F WOMAN WITH BUNNY EARS ๐Ÿˆ โ€Ž1F408 CAT
๐Ÿท โ€Ž1F377 WINE GLASS ๐Ÿ‘ฐ โ€Ž1F470 BRIDE WITH VEIL ๐Ÿ‰ โ€Ž1F409 DRAGON
๐Ÿธ โ€Ž1F378 COCKTAIL GLASS ๐Ÿ‘ฑ โ€Ž1F471 PERSON WITH BLOND HAIR ๐ŸŠ โ€Ž1F40A CROCODILE
๐Ÿน โ€Ž1F379 TROPICAL DRINK ๐Ÿ‘ด โ€Ž1F474 OLDER MAN ๐Ÿ‹ โ€Ž1F40B WHALE
๐Ÿบ โ€Ž1F37A BEER MUG ๐Ÿ‘ถ โ€Ž1F476 BABY ๐Ÿ โ€Ž1F40F RAM
๐Ÿป โ€Ž1F37B CLINKING BEER MUGS ๐Ÿ‘ท โ€Ž1F477 CONSTRUCTION WORKER ๐Ÿ โ€Ž1F410 GOAT
๐ŸŽ€ โ€Ž1F380 RIBBON ๐Ÿ‘ธ โ€Ž1F478 PRINCESS ๐Ÿ“ โ€Ž1F413 ROOSTER
๐ŸŽ โ€Ž1F381 WRAPPED PRESENT ๐Ÿ‘น โ€Ž1F479 JAPANESE OGRE ๐Ÿ• โ€Ž1F415 DOG
๐ŸŽ‚ โ€Ž1F382 BIRTHDAY CAKE ๐Ÿ‘บ โ€Ž1F47A JAPANESE GOBLIN ๐Ÿ– โ€Ž1F416 PIG
๐ŸŽƒ โ€Ž1F383 JACK-O-LANTERN ๐Ÿ‘ป โ€Ž1F47B GHOST ๐Ÿช โ€Ž1F42A DROMEDARY CAMEL
๐ŸŽ„ โ€Ž1F384 CHRISTMAS TREE ๐Ÿ‘ผ โ€Ž1F47C BABY ANGEL ๐Ÿ‘ฌ โ€Ž1F46C TWO MEN HOLDING HANDS
๐ŸŽ… โ€Ž1F385 FATHER CHRISTMAS ๐Ÿ‘ฝ โ€Ž1F47D EXTRATERRESTRIAL ALIEN ๐Ÿ‘ญ โ€Ž1F46D TWO WOMEN HOLDING HANDS
๐ŸŽ† โ€Ž1F386 FIREWORKS ๐Ÿ‘พ โ€Ž1F47E ALIEN MONSTER ๐Ÿ“ฌ โ€Ž1F4EC OPEN MAILBOX WITH RAISED FLAG
๐ŸŽ‡ โ€Ž1F387 FIREWORK SPARKLER ๐Ÿ‘ฟ โ€Ž1F47F IMP ๐Ÿ“ญ โ€Ž1F4ED OPEN MAILBOX WITH LOWERED FLAG
๐ŸŽˆ โ€Ž1F388 BALLOON ๐Ÿ’€ โ€Ž1F480 SKULL ๐Ÿ“ฏ โ€Ž1F4EF POSTAL HORN
๐ŸŽ‰ โ€Ž1F389 PARTY POPPER ๐Ÿ’ โ€Ž1F481 INFORMATION DESK PERSON ๐Ÿ”ฌ โ€Ž1F52C MICROSCOPE
๐ŸŽŠ โ€Ž1F38A CONFETTI BALL ๐Ÿ’‚ โ€Ž1F482 GUARDSMAN ๐Ÿ”ญ โ€Ž1F52D TELESCOPE


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Discussion

I'm not sure that "This is an obvious parody" counts as an explanation of the cartoon. I looked up "Magic 8 ball" (with which I was unfamiliar). I looked up "Emoji" (with which, too, I was unfamiliar). I then turned back to the cartoon, and I still don't understand it. What's more, there is no explanation of the practically unique absence of mouseover text. BinaryDigit (talk) 05:55, 15 May 2015 (UTC)

Lack of mouseover / alt and title attributes is common in **interactive** comics. --JakubNarebski (talk) 06:23, 15 May 2015 (UTC)
Randall has published several interactive comics: 1350: Lorenz, 1110: Click and Drag, and 1416: Pixels. All of these have title text. The only other without was this year's April Fools (which was also interactive. However, this is definitely not a common feature of interactive comics. Djbrasier (talk) 13:20, 15 May 2015 (UTC)
See Category:No title text --Kynde (talk) 21:03, 17 May 2015 (UTC)

It seems that this comic may be poking fun at the reliance of the modern generation on emoji for communication. By trying to answer serious questions only in emoji, their inadequacy in conveying information is shown. After all, a telephone and party ball hardly answer how one will die. It's all left to the imagination. 173.245.56.179 06:01, 15 May 2015 (UTC)

There might be a horoscope component to it too, i.e. you can interpret the emoji as a meaningful answer no matter which one you get. 108.162.215.162 06:30, 15 May 2015 (UTC)

I believe you may mean to refer to tarot cards. I had a similar thought. Azule (talk) 07:16, 15 May 2015 (UTC)
Both horoscopes and tarot cards qualify; they're two ways of eliciting the same sort of Rorschach test. 173.245.52.183 11:58, 15 May 2015 (UTC)
It also bears similarities - particularly with its default question of "How will I die?" - to the fictional Machine of Death, which tells a person how they will die, often in a particularly obtuse or cryptic manner. Randall has previously submitted a short story to the collection: Machine of Death Podcast 33 Studley (talk) 07:21, 15 May 2015 (UTC)

I'm guessing Randall is using Unicode emoji characters, i.e. from a font I don't have. I get a small rectangle with "01F40C" (two rows of three characters), which is indicative of "A character I have no font support for", in the browser I'm using (although from previous experience it isn't a browser thing, it's that I haven't deliberately installed the specialist font involved). Which rather spoils things for me, this time round, but I suppose doesn't cause problems for most people who have been persuaded to install emoji-characters to use in the place of 'mere' emoticons... 141.101.98.213 06:36, 15 May 2015 (UTC)

(reply to self), I've found a good guide, for someone like me, would be to consult the document http://www.unicode.org/charts/PDF/U1F300.pdf to see what one should see. Apparently "How will I die?" is answered by a snail, and my flippant "Where do I get the Emoji font from?" is answered by a man's face. It remains to be seen whether that's 100% correct on both counts. ;) 141.101.98.213 07:58, 15 May 2015 (UTC)

Linux folks can install the ttf-ancient-fonts package to add support for the Unicode emoji characters.

Ok, I've given in. As a non-Linux folk, I followed various signposts and went to http://users.teilar.gr/~g1951d/ and went straight for the "Symbola: 08-03-2015" download (extracted and installed the .ttfs by the age-old method). In case anyone else as out-of-date as me needs and wants to do it manually. It instantly converted my "Man's Face" code (see reply-to-self, above) into the actual man's face, on that browser tab. FYI. 141.101.98.213 08:12, 15 May 2015 (UTC)
On Fedora: sudo yum install gdouros-symbola-fonts
On Ubuntu: apt get ttf-ancient-fonts
On Debian: sudo apt-get install ttf-ancient-fonts
Spongebog (talk) 04:36, 16 May 2015 (UTC)
On Gentoo: emerge symbola
--Quazgar (talk) 21:25, 16 May 2015 (UTC)
ON OpenSUSE: sudo zypper install gdouros-symbola-fonts
--Tom 141.101.92.18 11:19, 20 May 2015 (UTC)

Note that, although the emojis do seem to be chosen at random (I haven't attempted to check any code), the URL is changed to encode your question and the result, so this link encodes my question and a three-emoji result. Mark Hurd (talk) 07:07, 15 May 2015 (UTC)

Is that 3-emoji result hack free? I've only gotten 1 or 2 emoji results so far. Edit: Nevermind. I clicked a bunch in a row and got a 3 emoji result. Now the question is: Can 4 be hacked in? Azule (talk) 07:19, 15 May 2015 (UTC)
I had to be horrible and hack every single emoji into the page. For the lovers of overflow! Azule (talk) 07:54, 15 May 2015 (UTC)
From the code there appears to be an 8/19 chance (42.1%) of one character, 10/19 (52.6%) of two, and 1/19 (5.2%) of three.--Laverock (talk) 07:52, 15 May 2015 (UTC)
It is just a base64 encoding of the question and answer characters as a JSON object, the part of the link given by Markhurd after the "#" is the encoding of {"q":"Is this a good question to immortalise?","a":["🍥","🐐","🍝"]}. So you can add extra characters to the answer array, but after 3 they start clipping out of the triangle. 108.162.249.158 07:32, 15 May 2015 (UTC)

In the edit history it is noted that the emoji are in color. They are in color for me, too. But I question whether this is universal (where the glyphs are supported). Anyone having a black and white experience? Azule (talk) 07:36, 15 May 2015 (UTC)

From the code, here's the list of possible characters: 🙅, 🙆, 🙇, 🙋, 🙌, 🙍, 🙎, 🙏, ✂, ✈, ✉, ✊, ✋, ✌, ✏, ❄, ❤, 🚀, 🚃, 🚄, 🚅, 🚇, 🚉, 🚌, 🚏, 🚑, 🚒, 🚓, 🚕, 🚗, 🚙, 🚚, 🚢, 🚤, 🚥, 🚧, 🚨, 🚩, 🚪, 🚫, 🚬, 🚲, 🚶, 🚽, 🛀, ⌚, ⌛, ⏰, ⏳, ☁, ☎, ☔, ☕, ♨, ♻, ♿, ⚓, ⚡, ⚽, ⚾, ⛄, ⛅, ⛪, ⛲, ⛳, ⛵, ⛺, ⭐, ⛽, 🃏, 🌀, 🌁, 🌂, 🌃, 🌄, 🌅, 🌆, 🌇, 🌈, 🌉, 🌊, 🌋, 🌏, 🌙, 🌛, 🌟, 🌠, 🌰, 🌱, 🌴, 🌵, 🌷, 🌸, 🌹, 🌺, 🌻, 🌼, 🌽, 🌾, 🌿, 🍀, 🍁, 🍂, 🍃, 🍄, 🍅, 🍆, 🍇, 🍈, 🍉, 🍊, 🍌, 🍍, 🍎, 🍏, 🍑, 🍒, 🍓, 🍔, 🍕, 🍖, 🍗, 🍘, 🍙, 🍚, 🍛, 🍜, 🍝, 🍞, 🍟, 🍠, 🍡, 🍢, 🍣, 🍤, 🍥, 🍦, 🍧, 🍨, 🍩, 🍪, 🍫, 🍬, 🍭, 🍮, 🍯, 🍰, 🍱, 🍲, 🍳, 🍴, 🍵, 🍶, 🍷, 🍸, 🍹, 🍺, 🍻, 🎀, 🎁, 🎂, 🎃, 🎄, 🎅, 🎆, 🎇, 🎈, 🎉, 🎊, 🎋, 🎌, 🎍, 🎎, 🎏, 🎐, 🎑, 🎒, 🎓, 🎠, 🎡, 🎢, 🎣, 🎤, 🎥, 🎦, 🎧, 🎨, 🎩, 🎪, 🎫, 🎬, 🎭, 🎮, 🎯, 🎰, 🎱, 🎲, 🎳, 🎴, 🎵, 🎶, 🎷, 🎸, 🎹, 🎺, 🎻, 🎽, 🎾, 🎿, 🏀, 🏁, 🏂, 🏃, 🏄, 🏆, 🏈, 🏊, 🏠, 🏡, 🏢, 🏣, 🏥, 🏦, 🏧, 🏨, 🏩, 🏪, 🏫, 🏬, 🏭, 🏮, 🏯, 🏰, 🐌, 🐍, 🐎, 🐑, 🐒, 🐔, 🐗, 🐘, 🐙, 🐚, 🐛, 🐜, 🐝, 🐞, 🐟, 🐠, 🐡, 🐢, 🐣, 🐤, 🐥, 🐦, 🐧, 🐨, 🐩, 🐫, 🐬, 🐭, 🐮, 🐯, 🐰, 🐱, 🐲, 🐳, 🐴, 🐵, 🐶, 🐷, 🐸, 🐹, 🐺, 🐻, 🐼, 🐽, 🐾, 👀, 👂, 👃, 👄, 👅, 👆, 👇, 👈, 👉, 👊, 👋, 👌, 👍, 👎, 👏, 👐, 👑, 👒, 👓, 👔, 👕, 👖, 👗, 👘, 👙, 👚, 👛, 👜, 👝, 👞, 👟, 👠, 👡, 👢, 👣, 👤, 👦, 👧, 👨, 👩, 👪, 👫, 👮, 👯, 👰, 👱, 👴, 👶, 👷, 👸, 👹, 👺, 👻, 👼, 👽, 👾, 👿, 💀, 💁, 💂, 💃, 💄, 💅, 💆, 💇, 💈, 💉, 💊, 💋, 💌, 💍, 💎, 💏, 💐, 💑, 💒, 💓, 💔, 💕, 💖, 💗, 💘, 💙, 💚, 💛, 💜, 💝, 💞, 💟, 💠, 💡, 💢, 💣, 💤, 💥, 💦, 💧, 💨, 💩, 💪, 💫, 💬, 💮, 💯, 💰, 💲, 💳, 💵, 💸, 💺, 💻, 💼, 💽, 💾, 💿, 📀, 📃, 📅, 📆, 📈, 📉, 📌, 📍, 📎, 📓, 📔, 📕, 📖, 📞, 📟, 📠, 📡, 📣, 📦, 📧, 📫, 📰, 📱, 📷, 📹, 📺, 📻, 📼, 🔊, 🔋, 🔌, 🔎, 🔐, 🔑, 🔒, 🔓, 🔔, 🔜, 🔥, 🔦, 🔧, 🔨, 🔩, 🔪, 🔫, 🔮, 🗻, 🗼, 🗽, 🗾, 🗿, 😴, 🚁, 🚂, 🚆, 🚈, 🚊, 🚍, 🚎, 🚐, 🚔, 🚖, 🚘, 🚛, 🚜, 🚝, 🚞, 🚟, 🚠, 🚡, 🚣, 🚦, 🚮, 🚵, 🚿, 🛁, 🌍, 🌎, 🌜, 🌝, 🌞, 🌲, 🌳, 🍋, 🍐, 🍼, 🏇, 🏉, 🏤, 🐀, 🐁, 🐂, 🐃, 🐄, 🐅, 🐆, 🐇, 🐈, 🐉, 🐊, 🐋, 🐏, 🐐, 🐓, 🐕, 🐖, 🐪, 👬, 👭, 📬, 📭, 📯, 🔬, 🔭 108.162.249.158 07:38, 15 May 2015 (UTC)

Those are mostly the SAME character. An eye chart.108.162.238.191 14:12, 15 May 2015 (UTC)
I added them to the page body in table form (my two new favourite tools for the day: Bulk unicode code converter and Excel to Mediawiki table converter). However, even converted to three columns, it does seem to take over the page somewhat; it's nice to have the descriptions, but maybe a simple character list like yours would be better. Studley (talk) 07:44, 15 May 2015 (UTC)
Moved the emoji list to a separate page, problem solved (or at least deferred). Studley (talk) 08:04, 15 May 2015 (UTC)
No numerals, weirdly enough. The Twenty-second. The Not So Only. The Nathan/Nk22 (talk) 12:09, 16 May 2015 (UTC)

Most of the characters show up as squares with hex digits for me, both on the comic itself and on this wiki. Bad choice of font, I guess... Randall should learn how to use web fonts. 141.101.91.91 09:04, 15 May 2015 (UTC)

I wonder if this is related to "Machine of Death" (see http://www.amazon.com/Machine-Death-Collection-Stories-People/dp/0982167121). It's a collection of stories that were written by many different people. The story-starter was that a machine existed that could tell you the manner in which you would die, The day you turned a certain age, you could insert money or a credit card, it would take a tiny blood sample, and spit out a piece of paper with your manner of death. But no specifics were given. Thus, "swimming pool" might cause you to avoid swimming in pools, but one day you'd die after being hit by a truck delivering a prefab pool to some distant location. I believe the xkcd cartoonist (I'm blanking on his name--sorry--it's early and I'm old) had a hand in that book. The emoji concept is similar--even after you decipher "your" symbol's/symbols' meaning, you know nothing. 173.245.52.150 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

    • You're thinking of Ryan North, of Dinosaur comics. Munroe (the actual author of XKCD) is clearly well aquinted with (at least that part of) North's body of work, so the "How will I die" line could be a reference. Then again, it's a common enough question (along with "does Bobby like me") 108.162.254.164 12:54, 15 May 2015 (UTC)
Machine of death is a collection of short stories. Munroe wrote one of them. He is well acquainted with MoD. I would suggest that Machine of Death be added to the description as a reference for "how will I die?" as the default question. 173.245.54.182 13:48, 15 May 2015 (UTC)


This comic does not have a title text which is uncommon. Should this be mentioned in the article? 141.101.92.135 11:03, 15 May 2015 (UTC)

I see this cartoon as a comment on the stupid questions asked of these "magic 8-ball"-type devices, and the expectation that the answer gained will have any relevance - i.e., ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer." Grutness (talk) 12:07, 15 May 2015 (UTC)

I think it is a shame that this was not tested on linux. I see a bunch of squares with numbers. I am running a modern version of Mint and I have no intention of installing icon based fonts on my system. How very windows. 173.245.48.160 13:56, 15 May 2015 (UTC)
This isn't a Windows vs Linux thing, this is a do you have a font that includes additional symbols thing. For my part, it didn't work in multiple browsers on my Mint Linux box, but it also didn't work on a Windows XP box. It did work on a Windows 7 box.-boB (talk) 14:24, 15 May 2015 (UTC)
This displays correctly for me on Linux Fedora 20 which I installed about two months ago. I have not installed any extra fonts (directly), but it is possible that some packages I have installed added more fonts. Walenc (talk) 08:00, 16 May 2015 (UTC)

Could someone on a system with the right fonts replace the picture above with a picture showing emoji, i.e. showing the after-clicking-the-button version of the picture rather than the before version. Or better yet, an animated GIF showing both states. I think that would really help explain it for those for whom the interactive version isn't working properly and they're only seeing squares.-boB (talk) 14:04, 15 May 2015 (UTC)

The number of people in this discussion who simply don't understand the concept of Unicode is appalling. Come on, people... there is no "right" font or "wrong" font. There are only fonts (and operating systems) with complete Unicode support, and fonts (or operating systems) without complete Unicode support. NO, you don't need to install an icon font, because the font has nothing to do with the Unicode specification. NO, there is no need for Randall to use web fonts (forcing every user to see the comic with the same font) because the whole point of having a Unicode standard is that many different OSes and fonts can support it. If your system doesn't render Unicode emoji properly, then update your system. (The latest versions of OS X and iOS, for example, have no trouble rendering this comic, regardless of what font your browser is set to use.) Don't blame Randall for the fact that you're running out-of-date technology. I thought XKCD readers were generally more technically-literate than that. 108.162.238.187 21:02, 15 May 2015 (UTC)


Try using a smartphone .Emoji are made for smartphone. 108.162.231.53 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

Nope. Black squares on a smart phone. I'm fairly sure the joke is that people think they're sending you emoticons when they're sending you useless eye charts or black squares. There's nothing here. No emoji. Nothing. Checked on all all sorts of sources, and others are saying the same thing. You can't fool me. I'm not afraid to say the emperor isn't wearing any clothes. The question is, are you?108.162.238.191 17:04, 15 May 2015 (UTC)


People act all superior when they talk down to people who use emoji, but what do you care how other people communicate? Yourlifeisalie (talk) 16:00, 15 May 2015 (UTC)

I see gun, is it a price question? 141.101.89.223 16:40, 15 May 2015 (UTC)

Chrome users can install the [1](Emojify) extension to view this comic properly. I downloaded it specifically to view this comic, so I have no idea if it contains malware or hogs resources. 173.245.54.194 17:51, 15 May 2015 (UTC)

When I clicked the initial 'How Will I Die?,' I got the symbols for Bank and pushpin, so presumably I will die in a bank stickup. Not the worst way, but my next bank visit may be a bit fraught. Miamiclay (talk) 23:06, 15 May 2015 (UTC)

Hmmm... I don't think that this is an emoji The Twenty-second. The Not So Only. The Nathan/Nk22 (talk) 11:45, 16 May 2015 (UTC)

References to meaningless square symbols only make sense on systems that don't support Emoji, like most Windows boxes. On any current Apple device, the emoji show up properly. I don't think the explanation on meaningless symbols actually fits...108.162.222.167 04:45, 19 May 2015 (UTC)

I asked what life would be like after Covid-19. The choice of emoji it responded with wasn't very upbeat... --141.101.98.152 03:54, 28 February 2021 (UTC) What does tree and cyclone mean?172.69.68.88 17:22, 27 April 2022 (UTC)

Seems pretty accurate... [2] or [3] PoolloverNathan[talk]Uโ€ขTโ€ขSโ€ขc 17:42, 22 November 2022 (UTC)