3303: Slab Graveyard

Slab Graveyard

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Title text: It's ok if you want to close close your eyes for the slab graveyard, so you can still have fun riding the mantle plume back up afterward!

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Explanation

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A popular Halloween activity is visiting cemeteries and telling ghost stories.

However, "graveyard" is also often used figuratively to refer to a place where obsolete or unused objects are kept; for instance, a junkyard might be called an "automobile graveyard" because junked cars end up there. In the comic, Beret Guy refers to the area where portions of the Earth's crust end up after subduction as a "slab graveyard". Him being Beret Guy, he confuses it for a real graveyard, conflating these two kinds of cemeteries, and says that he and his friends are going to go there on Halloween. But tectonic processes are really slow, so this will take millions of years if they just ride the slab down. However, Beret Guy is fine with this, reasoning it would mean more time to tell ghost stories.

The title text has more of Beret Guy trying to persuade Cueball to see the graveyard. Believing Cueball is just scared, he encourages him by saying the will ride a mantle plume back to the surface. This falls in with a typical trait of his, to naively go about not realising that the centre of the earth is far too hot for human survival, similarily with the mantle plumes.

Transcript

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[Cueball is on the left, facing Beret Guy on the right.]

Cueball: Any plans for Halloween?

Beret Guy: Me and my friends are gonna check out a slab graveyard!

[Diagram of a portion of the Earth at the bottom, showing a subduction zone with portions of the crust falling down into the mantle. There are clouds above the surface. Cueball and Beret Guy are now shown, their voices come from outside the panel.]

Cueball: What's that?

Beret Guy: When dense crust subducts, geologists think it might pile up at the bottom of the mantle.

[Cueball and Beret Guy are shown again. Beret Guy has his arms spread.]

Beret Guy: We're going to hide in the crust and ride it down to see.

Beret Guy: Wanna come?

Beret Guy: It's gonna be spooky!

[Cueball and Beret Guy are shown again.]

Cueball: Won't that take millions of years?

Beret Guy: Lots of time for ghost stories!

Cueball: I think I'm good.

Beret Guy: Too spooky? I understand.

Trivia

There is a typo in the title text: the word "close" is repeated twice.

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Discussion

basicly first!

Trivia time: "close close" dittography in the title text. --2001:A62:518:1001:61EF:DCF5:C3C0:A037 16:30, 25 September 2026 (UTC)

I added a transcript, but I don't think I did the diagram justice. Someone please update that. Barmar (talk) 17:13, 25 September 2026 (UTC)
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