Title text: He should be better soon -- now that the Apple Store is getting rid of DRM, Cory Doctorow will get rid of his Steve Jobs voodoo doll.
According to this comic, Steve Jobs, the founder of the Apple company, lost a lot of weight due to a hormonal problem. Steve Jobs died on October 5, 2011, of pancreatic cancer the day before Randall released 961: Eternal Flame. Presumably, the cancer was the cause of Jobs' weight loss, although it was not public information at the time the comic was posted. Black Hat then mentions that Apple was probably excited to announce its thinnest and lightest CEO in the industry. This comment is a parody of Apple's tendency to release thinner and lighter iterations of its products. Steve Jobs' weight loss would certainly make him a thinner and lighter CEO.
The title text refers to Cory Doctorow, a blogger, journalist, and science-fiction author. Doctorow is opposed to the technology called Digital rights management (DRM for short). DRM is designed to be abused by large corporations with negative consequences for consumers but is disguised as a copyright protection system. Randall jokingly proposes that Steve Jobs is only sick because Doctorow was torturing him with Voodoo dolls for Apple's use of DRM.
- [Black Hat talking to Cueball sitting at computer.]
- Cueball: Huh - Steve Jobs isn't doing a keynote this year, citing massive weight loss due to some hormonal problem.
- Black Hat: Too bad. I bet Apple was excited about unveiling the thinnest and lightest CEO in the industry.
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