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Revision as of 01:20, 30 August 2022
America Songs |
Title text: Juraaaassic Park, Juraaaassic Park, God shed his grace on theeeee |
Explanation
This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect: Created by a JURASSIC PARK SONGWRITER. Do NOT delete this tag too soon. If you can address this issue, please edit the page! Thanks. |
Many songs, particularly those written by Americans, contain the word "America."[citation needed] These songs usually either praise America for its perceived virtues or mock it for its perceived flaws. Regardless of the content of the song, you could (in principle) sing any such song while replacing each usage of the word "America" or "American" with another four-syllable word or phrase with emphasis on the second syllable, without disrupting the meter of the song. Words and phrases like this are said to "scan to" the word "America," which means to conform to its previously stated metrical pattern.
The comic provides a list of said names (most of which are locations). While some of these share virtues or flaws with America, whatever may be meant by that term, most would fit songs about America poorly, and few are prominent enough to justify writing a song praising or mocking them. Hence, the substitution is, in many cases, humorous.
Note that the adjective form of many of the places listed either does not exist or does not fit the same rhythmic structure as "American". (For instance, while "Antarctican Idiot" scans to "American Idiot," "St. Petersburgian Idiot" does not.) In these cases, it would be necessary to use the noun form of the name to preserve the song's meter.
The title text provides an example: substituting "Jurassic Park" for "America" in the song "America the Beautiful".
Also note that "Sasketchewan", denoting the Canadian province, is spelt incorrectly; the correct spelling is "Saskatchewan".
A similar comparison in "scanning" was made in 1412: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Table of places
Name | Description |
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Olympia | Capital of the state of Washington. |
Yosemite | National park in the state of California. Pronounced "yoh-SEM-ih-tee". |
Los Angeles | Largest city in the state of California, and 2nd largest city in the United States. |
Sasketchewan | Spelled incorrectly, should be Saskatchewan. A province in Canada, whose capital is Regina and largest city is Saskatoon. |
Lake Michigan | One of the five Great Lakes in the United States. Borders the states of Wisconsin, Illinois, Indiana, and Michigan. |
Peoria | The county seat of Peoria County, Illinois, and the largest city on the Illinois River. The oldest permanent European settlement in Illinois, according to the Illinois State Archaeological Survey. |
Columbia (MO) | Fourth largest city in the state of Missouri. One of many cities in the US named after Columbia. |
Ontario | The largest Canadian province by population and 2nd largest by total area. Includes the capital of Canada, Ottawa, and its largest city, Toronto. |
Montpelier | The capital of the state of Vermont. |
Schenectady | City in Schenectady County, New York. In the 19th century, nationally influential companies and industries developed in Schenectady, including General Electric and American Locomotive Company (ALCO). |
Centralia | Near-ghost town in central Pennsylvania due to a long running mine fire burning beneath the town. |
Annapolis | Capital city of the state of Maryland and home to the United States Navy Academy. |
Columbia (SC) | Capital of the state of South Carolina. One of many cities in the US named after Columbia. |
Vidalia | City in the state of Georgia, known for their Vidalia onions. |
Acadia | National park in the state of Maine. |
Connecticut | US State, whose capital is Hartford and largest city is Bridgeport. |
LaGuardia | One of the three major airports in New York City metropolitan area, named after former mayor Fiorello La Guardia. Described by then-Vice President Joe Biden as being like a "third-world country." |
Virginia Beach | Most populous city in the state of Virginia. |
The Villages | An unincorporated community in the state of Florida. Notable for its local newspaper, The Villages Daily Sun, which was the only top 25 American newspaper (by circulation) to show growth in 2022.[1] |
St. Petersburg | The fifth largest city in the state of Florida. Part of the Tampa Bay area. |
Miami Beach | A coastal resort city in Miami-Dade County, Florida, across the bay from the city of Miami. |
Transcript
This transcript is incomplete. Please help editing it! Thanks. |
- [A header is written above a map of the US mainland:]
- Places whose names scan to "America," so they can be substituted into songs such as:
- America the Beautiful
- God Bless America
- Neil Diamond – America
- West Side Story – America
- The Guess Who – American Woman
- Green Day – American Idiot
- [Above the map, towards the left:]
- Sasketchewan
- [Towards the right:]
- Ontario
- [A number of places are marked on the map. From top to bottom, left to right:]
- Olympia
- Yosemite
- Los Angeles
- Lake Michigan
- Peoria
- Columbia (in Missouri)
- Acadia
- Montpelier
- Schenectady
- Connecticut
- LaGuardia
- Centralia
- Annapolis
- Virginia Beach
- Columbia (in South Carolina)
- Vidalia
- The Villages
- St. Petersburg
- Miami Beach
- [Below the map, in columns:]
- Australia
- Armenia
- Monrovia
- Brasilia
- Australia
- Valencia
- Byzantium
- Assyria
- Beringia
- Antarctica
- Sokovia
- Andromenda
- Lothlorien
- Subnautica
- The Metaverse
- EconoLodge
Discussion
Many of these rely on "ia"/"ie"/"io" serving as the 3rd and 4th syllables, so every song would be sung like "God Bless Olimpiya Algeriya". Virginia Beach appears to be the only one to escape this.--Magtei (talk) 19:39, 29 August 2022 (UTC)
- As a Washingtonian, I pronounce Olympia without the diphthong (so four syllables; the “a” being distinct). It’s probably a dialect thing, and some pronunciations are more common than others, but as long as one fairly-common pronunciation scans, I think it’s fine. [User:Szeth Pancakes|Szeth Pancakes] (talk) 03:37, 30 August 2022 (UTC)
- Alright, bad example. Skipping it is unheard of in areas further south. Do you (or a large part of the US) fully pronounce most dipthongs, Syria with three syllables, etc.?--Magtei (talk) 07:02, 30 August 2022 (UTC)
- I can't speak for the rest of the US, but in the case of places I usually pronounce the extra syllable. Virginia is the one exception I can think of right now. Szeth Pancakes (talk) 21:08, 30 August 2022 (UTC)
- Alright, bad example. Skipping it is unheard of in areas further south. Do you (or a large part of the US) fully pronounce most dipthongs, Syria with three syllables, etc.?--Magtei (talk) 07:02, 30 August 2022 (UTC)
- There are also some locations with three-syllable names, such as Detroit Lakes or Fergus Falls (both located northwest of St. Cloud, Minnesota) which, although not listed by Randall, will also work and not use the noted syllables. RAGBRAIvet (talk) 02:35, 30 August 2022 (UTC)
This phrase, "scans to", has me confused. Can the explanation address what this is supposed to mean? --anon 16:23, 29 August 2022
- You betcha Szeth Pancakes (talk) 20:38, 29 August 2022 (UTC)
- What does scanning mean in relation to sung verse? Just syllables and their stress pattern, or is their more? 172.69.34.28 23:11, 29 August 2022 (UTC)
- I'm not familiar with the term, but I assume it's related to scansion. If I'm right, it's probably just syllables and stress pattern. GreatWyrmGold (talk) 06:52, 30 August 2022 (UTC)
- - There was a young man from Japan
- - Whose limericks never would scan.
- - And when they asked why,
- - He said "I do try!
- - But when I get to the last line I try to fit in as many words as I can."
- ...though – and this is me talking, not the famous limerick – after making sure your poetry rhymes (if you want it to; and/or assonate, consonate, etc) and scans (some words are tricky, as mentioned, according to dialect/accent/etc) you also need to check the meter (does it obviously flow and split in patterns like the iambic one where "da-DUM da-DUM-da DUM-da DUM-da-DUM" might be how it works with word-boundries).
- You might be wise to avoid words like "vehicle" with theoretically, two to four syllables and all kinds of stress-patterns and vowel-sounds (c.f. stereotypical Deep South, north British, Aussie, etc), at least as an early (establishing) element. Maybe you can set up its far more knowable rhyme/scan/metering partner first and rely upon the reader adopting the intended variation (give or take the relatively opposing strengths of writer/reader accents, etc) after being given the prior clue.
- I would personally say the scan(sion) is mostly the simple syllable count, and may need some writing tricks ("learned" as in "I learned something" and "learn'ed" as in "a very learned person") to convey well during sight-reading or initial internalised read-through.
- On that, I personally have some problems reading "-ya" syllables as singular (depending upon what the preceding symbol is, I would consider it a "-ee-ah"/"-ee-uh" (or mid-point) with a cut-down "-ee-"), while I have no problem with the "-lm" dipthong/whatever (c.f. Northern Irish tends to clearly enunciate as "fill-um" for 'film', whilst I might almost consider it a syllable/beat of its own). But I suspect the right voice (internal or external) could convince me of any of those examples as given, eventually... ;) 162.158.159.105 13:46, 30 August 2022 (UTC)
- I'm not familiar with the term, but I assume it's related to scansion. If I'm right, it's probably just syllables and stress pattern. GreatWyrmGold (talk) 06:52, 30 August 2022 (UTC)
- What does scanning mean in relation to sung verse? Just syllables and their stress pattern, or is their more? 172.69.34.28 23:11, 29 August 2022 (UTC)
Aussie here: we tend to say (and sing) "Australia" with three syllables. For example, see the Australian national anthem. Occasionally two syllables: Straya mate!! But saying it with four syllables is perhaps an American thing. 162.158.2.207 21:19, 29 August 2022 (UTC)
- Interesting! It probably is a dialect thing. As an American, I've always pronounced it with four. Szeth Pancakes (talk) 21:23, 29 August 2022 (UTC)
In the comic, Saskatchewan is spelled as Sasketchewan. Might be fixed later?
Just putting this here: https://www.quora.com/A-lot-of-place-names-in-the-USA-have-four-syllables-Minnesota-Chattanooga-Albuquerque-Tallahassee-Talladega-Massachusetts-Massapequa-Mississippi-Cincinnati-Sacramento-Indiana-Alabama-Oklahoma-etc-Is-there-a (with the understanding that "scanning" doesn't necessarily mean only the number of syllables, e.g. Al-BUH-ker-key has the wrong stress pattern.)172.70.210.49 21:51, 29 August 2022 (UTC)
- Hot dog, jumping frog, Albuquerque! 172.69.79.211 22:03, 29 August 2022 (UTC)
- AlBUquerque, AlBUquerque, God shed his grace on theee...! 172.70.207.8 22:46, 29 August 2022 (UTC)
Does anyone know how to craft a Wikidata query for all the place names with four syllables following the .'.. stress pattern? We should probably say how many there are. 172.70.214.183 23:15, 29 August 2022 (UTC)
Jurassic park, Jurassic park, how lovely are thy branches… Fabian42 (talk) 23:31, 29 August 2022 (UTC)
The pronunciation of Vidalia, Georgia, is "vi-DAIL-ya" -- three syllables, not four. It doesn't actually scan like "America". Seems like the comic is assuming the pronunciation is "vee-DAHL-ee-ah", which would scan.ing
- And the age old question of whether an optional schwa constitutes a syllable rears its head. 172.69.134.161 05:14, 30 August 2022 (UTC)
- I came to say a similar thing about Montpelier. In Vermont, at least, it has three syllables. CeramicMug (talk) 10:42, 30 August 2022 (UTC)
I simply wish to note the similarity to "Thighs" (#321), which is one of my favorite xkcd comics and one that I find comes to mind surprisingly often.
For changing the tune of a song but not the lyrics (or the lyrics in entirety but not the tune), see the title text to 788: The Carriage 172.70.131.126 11:24, 30 August 2022 (UTC)
Shirley [surely] there must be some overlap between XKCD and "Weird Al" Yankovic fans, but no one has yet mentioned that Randall missed the "American Idiot"/"Canadian Idiot" overlap, mentioning the former but not the latter? --BigMal // 172.70.114.87 14:12, 30 August 2022 (UTC)
Needs a better explanation of "scans" (short for Scansion). Something something Syllables, something something stress pattern, something something rhythm. I'd write it myself, but no one wants a 30 page thesis on the topic. PS to those complaining certain locations usually use a three syllable pronunciation... poetic license frequently stretches (usually middle or penultimate) syllables to cover two beats, even without changing vowel length (although it's more common to do so). At least, in English; some other languages are not as flexible in this regard. --- 172.70.214.79 16:15, 30 August 2022 (UTC)
Should it be noted that one of the implicitly suggested songs, "America", from West Side Story, replaced with "LaGuardia", was in fact done in the Saturday Night Live sketch "Airport Sushi" in 2020? 172.69.70.41 22:32, 30 August 2022 (UTC)
- Omission would clearly be a travesty, but do you have a YouTube link? 172.70.210.243 02:57, 31 August 2022 (UTC)
- "Your wish is my command, Kemosabi." 2m30s. 172.70.206.213 04:36, 31 August 2022 (UTC)
- I was going to !vote against inclusion until the David Byrne wrap-up. 172.70.210.243 04:54, 31 August 2022 (UTC)
- The closed captioning is very inaccurate in that video, but exposes information about the pre-pandemic closed captioning cost benefit analyses. 172.70.206.95 05:13, 31 August 2022 (UTC)
- WHAT? lol, I fukn love this site. 172.69.33.25 05:33, 31 August 2022 (UTC)
- "Your wish is my command, Kemosabi." 2m30s. 172.70.206.213 04:36, 31 August 2022 (UTC)
Hmmm... It says above that "Antarctican Idiot" scans with "American Idiot", but "Ant-arc't-" and "Am-er-" are disjointed, if both "-ic-an" endings are the same. Or is it "-tic-" against "-ic-" (and possibly "An-tar'c-" vs "Am-er-")? Still voices funny, and with the former needing much more tongue-teeth complexity, in direct replacement. It's certainly hard to speak as a direct replacement, I'll try to get someone to speak them to me later, to get the proper listener experience, but right now I have my doubts that it's entirely valid. (Possibly less of a problem, but not removing all the issues, if you ellide the first 'c' from your voicing. This seems to be a thing. But "Arctic" is a solidly c-pronouncing word, so "Antarctic" should also be.) 172.70.91.80 14:01, 31 August 2022 (UTC)
I like to be in Gondwanaland
Okay by me in Gondwanaland
Everything free in Gondwanaland
For a small fee in Gondwanaland! 172.70.90.223 22:39, 1 September 2022 (UTC)
- Oh Middle Earth! Our home and native land! 172.70.85.163 11:53, 2 September 2022 (UTC)
I was ABOUT to point out how Canada doesn't scan with America, but Canadian scans with American, but I see someone already noted that. :) I sing Dennis Leary - Asshole at karaoke sometimes, and he uses "American" a couple of times - "the way our American hearts beat" - and as a Canadian I like to swap in Canadian. :) NiceGuy1 (talk) 05:06, 3 September 2022 (UTC)
I propose accepting "mar-AH-la-go" as scanning, simply so people can write cool parody songs. These Are Not The Comments You Are Looking For (talk) 05:00, 5 September 2022 (UTC)
Here are some more:
- Afghanistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan
- Liberia, Nigeria, Bolivia, Siberia, Somalia, Albania, Bulgaria, Colombia, Cambodia, Armenia, Australia, Dominica, Estonia, Mongolia, Romania, Slovenia, Slovakia, South Africa
- El Salvador
- the Alamo, the Netherlands, the Gambia
-Adrgru (talk) 03:59, 11 September 2022 (UTC)
- Truly excellent finds, all, except nobody I know says the Gambia, it's just Gambia. Are they wrong? 172.70.214.183 10:27, 11 September 2022 (UTC)
- Yes, they are. The full official name is "The Republic of the Gambia", short name "The Gambia". 172.70.90.117 17:44, 17 September 2022 (UTC)
I would love to listen to the song "Jurassik Parkan Idiot" --188.114.102.21 09:09, 14 September 2022 (UTC)
The name of our website "Neography" also works. ClassicalGames (talk) 14:06, 11 September 2023 (UTC)
Recategorization
Should this be added to Category:US_maps? --ColorfulGalaxy (talk) 07:46, 21 December 2022 (UTC)
- Arguable, yes. It is a map of the US (with non-US labels 'unmapped' below/etc it). If someone feels strong enough, they can convert the current [Category:Maps] to [Category:US maps], as easy as that (checking that membership of the latter confers sub-membership of the former?). And if someone then feels stronger that it isn't suitable, after all, they can undo it. The wonder of the wiki! 172.70.162.47 12:10, 21 December 2022 (UTC)
“Among Us stuff” also scans in
Although Randall didn’t know of the game’s existence when the comic was made, so this shouldn’t be on the page
Back to random chatter
"God Bless The Metaverse" is actually cursed. Yuck. Psychoticpotato (talk) 13:54, 2 May 2024 (UTC)