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:Thanks! [[User:DollarStoreBa'al|DollarStoreBa'al]] ([[User talk:DollarStoreBa'al|talk]]) 19:11, 25 February 2025 (UTC)
 
:Thanks! [[User:DollarStoreBa'al|DollarStoreBa'al]] ([[User talk:DollarStoreBa'al|talk]]) 19:11, 25 February 2025 (UTC)
 
  
 
:hi btw :) [[User:Definitely Bill Cipher|⯅A dream demon⯅]] ([[User talk:Definitely Bill Cipher|talk]]) 15:11, 27 February 2025 (UTC)
 
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::::No worries! --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 11:05, 26 April 2025 (UTC)
 
::::No worries! --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 11:05, 26 April 2025 (UTC)
 
==The mistake==
 
===Kynde's talk page===
 
You might want to expedite the actual deletion of [[User:User:User:User:User:User/Mr. Beast is trying to aquire my bones]] (and its User Talk counterpart). I believe the editor concerned was sleep-deprived (but wouldn't put it past being instead a chemical imbalance of some legal ''or'' illegal kind). I'd have added the Pages To Delete category, but there's already a few of those hanging around unfulfilled... [[Special:Contributions/82.132.246.176|82.132.246.176]] 17:02, 26 August 2025 (UTC)
 
 
::Ok man, I created that page because I wanted somewhere that would
 
*Be private (which it is. It's impossible to create the account User:User:User:User:User. I checked.)
 
*Affect Nobody (which it shouldn't. The only person it's affecting is you.)
 
 
You've also [https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=Template:DGAF&diff=prev&oldid=385114 vandalized] [[Template:DGAF]], which I created, is inspired by 42.book.addict, and affects nobody but me. This makes me think that you're just looking through my contributions and immediately flagging things you frame as 'wrong'. This is not only incredibly creepy, but is also completely pointless. I'm a high school student on the internet. Also, I believe you're the same person who insulted me about DSBContribs, which I no longer use, and was fixed. Just stop and let me do my own thing. Amusedly and angrily, --'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al |<span style="font-family:Atomic Age;font-size:12pt;color:red;">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:DollarStoreBa'al |'''''Converse''''']]</sup>[[Special:Contributions/DollarStoreBa'al|'''''My life choices''''']] 18:11, 26 August 2025 (UTC)
 
:Given other recent activity, it ''looked'' like another example of {{diff|385026|editing whilst insensible}} (together with statements about returning to school, put me in mind the situation of which the {{w|Eternal September}} was the next step). i.e. honest errors of judgement.
 
:To term the "UserUserUser..." space 'private' is erroneous. It can be seen by anyone. It can be ''edited'' by anyone. Though, by convention, only the User Talk should be edited by anyone other than the ultimate named User. Which you aren't, BTW... create for someone else, ''if you must'', if they're too new and unwilling to wait the trivial amount of time before they can. Creating the spaces for someone who didn't request help or ''doesn't even exist'' needs some form of justification that you're well short of.
 
:It affects everyone if random, meaningless and context-free pages are added to the wiki 'just for fun'. Data isn't free. Storage isn't limitless. Potentially obscuring real useful (on-topic) information with stupid semi-vandalism (that I didn't think you'd do intentionally, based upon prior behaviour), is not something I expected. But it looked like a momentary lapse that (being on the scene) I tried to helpfully deal with as much as I could. (If I'd have been an Admin, myself, I ''would'' have just deleted them. 'Luckily' for you, I have no interest in that amount of leverage, I'm sticking what anyone can do, perhaps the next person along would have reacted the same, or worse.)
 
:No, I'm not stalking you. All edits are visible, you made edits, I saw them. I remember DSBContribs (or similar, if it's what I think you mean), but didn't recall it was your work. And others, including a named user, 'insulted' you about that. Or, as I recall, questioned the reasoning behind it, and didn't get a sensible answer. So 0lease accept my apologies. It seems that you ''are'' the kind of person to create useless pages like these last few. If I had known that, I wouldn't have come here suggesting that they were in error, but come here to just draw Kynde's attention to them as effectively being vandalism.
 
:And, because your template page tried to link to a non-existing wiki page, I also just made it go somewhere that works. That was before reading here how this may well have been culpably intentional, so again was done out of more good faith helpfulness than it turns out I should have been employing.
 
:That's regardless of your age, BTW. Whether you're at "High School" in the US, at maybe 14-18+ years old, or a High School like I attended where I am (and many years ago), which was for 11-16+ then workplaces or college (then maybe uni) beckoned. You don't need to be older to be more sensible about these things, and you don't need to be young to act idiotically.
 
:And, lucky you, you get this shiny wiki (and everything else) to work with. I had no access to the Internet until I was 18 (though, at that time, the web itself hadn't been invented, let alone wikis), and of course made my own goofs (asked whether I needed to buy an estamp to send an email!).
 
:But let me not bore you. I'm not in control here, only a fellow traveller who would give advice and assistance to those who might need it, and cares perhaps more than you might 'give a fuck' about various corners of the online world, like this. Reasoning over, lecture finished, friendly advice concluded. I just shoved it all in one reply to save you the trouble of having to deal with an impatiently slow conversation. And to not keep 'pinging' Kynde's email notification more than necessary (sorry Kynde!)... [[Special:Contributions/82.132.247.23|82.132.247.23]] 20:47, 26 August 2025 (UTC)
 
 
::Do you wish to know something? I'm 14. User:User:User:User:User is (and I checked) completely impossible to create, as shown in this image: [[File:refutation.png]] But, if you wish, I shall make it a subpage of my own account.
 
::Yes, of course it's ''technically'' public, but unless people specifically search for that page (which is still a subpage, btw), it won't affect anybody. Also, I'd like to point out, everybody editing any page is the ''whole point'' of a wiki. Yes, storage isn't limitless. Very cool. At this point, that page is a drop in the ocean of data already contributed by all the rest of these pages (including the lecture you just added, which is ''more'' bytes than the pages I created).
 
::Thank you for that edit, by the way. When I previewed it, it showed that it did go to the correct page ({{w|Wikipedia:Don't-give-a-fuckism}}), so I published it that way. However, your edits make it seem like you're definitely stalking me. From what I've seen, all you've done is edit recent comic pages and berate me (and Kynde) about my mistakes.
 
::DSBContribs was my work. I did, however, provide a sensible reason as to why I created it. If you didn't see it, here it is:
 
 
::DSBContribs was created specifically for my signature. At the time I created this, I had no idea what subpages were and I was running out of characters on my signature. I created it because I thought it wouldn't be a hindrance to the wiki and it would save me precious characters on my signature.
 
::However, I do still apologize, even if the insulting on the template was a ''bit'' far and not in the least helpful. I will move Mr.Beast is trying to aquire my bones to a subpage of my own. I will fix that template (which was not useless) and subsequently delete the content from the three unnecessary redirects. I had no intention of vandalizing the wiki, as I've stated multiple times. No page I create is meant to be vandalism in any way, and I try to do my best to help the wiki be the best it can be. Sometimes it gets boring being 'sensible' all the time (especially in IB classes, where I regularly have 3+ hours of homework/night), and I wanted some sort of way to let all the wild shit that my ADHD makes out. That's what came out. Again, I truly apologize.
 
 
I bid thee well on wherever the journey of life may take thee, fellow traveler. May we see each other again, be it in life, in death, or in the cursed month of Jancember. Take Care.
 
 
Ba'al, teenage Soul-Eater, out.
 
 
:Wow that was a long read. I do give a f**k about not having such a template her so I deleted that instantly! I'm going to wait till you have moved relevant content of the user:user page somewhere with a more sensible name. ASnd no I do not think you should just write random gibberish on any pages here. And no I do not think we should have such a confusing page on here. So yes I will delete it eventually. If there is anything valuable on the page, make a different page, call it your sandbox or something, I don't know, but not something which is impossible for me or any one else to find out what it is supposed to be, like this many times user page. We have so many random users being created and many of them begin to spam us and has to be blocked. I do really not have the time to such a debate as the one here, so I hope you will do as I say and we can end this nicely. --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 15:38, 27 August 2025 (UTC)
 
 
::Something you probably didn't see: The fact that I did move the page to a sandbox YESTERDAY. Good day, and make Jeff proud. --'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al |<span style="font-family:Atomic Age;font-size:12pt;color:red;">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:DollarStoreBa'al |'''''Converse''''']]</sup>[[Special:Contributions/DollarStoreBa'al|'''''My life choices''''']] 15:42, 27 August 2025 (UTC)
 
:::No I did not see as I do not stalk anyone here: So I can then delete [https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/User:DollarStoreBa%27al/Mr._Beast_is_trying_to_aquire_my_bones this page] now? And please try not to insult me with any mention of Jeff. He is no longer active and no one has any contact with him on these pages. I'm not happy about being the only active admin here, but you should reply decently! Thanks. --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 15:45, 27 August 2025 (UTC)
 
::::Well, I never accused you of stalking (unless you were the IP in disguise), and I never meant to insult you with making Jeff proud. I like to imagine him as a father looking at his millionaire son with pride. If you wish to, delete the page. Go ahead, it won't affect anyone. Except me. And maybe mystery British(?) IP. This feud is over, and has been for hours. --'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al |<span style="font-family:Atomic Age;font-size:12pt;color:red;">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:DollarStoreBa'al |'''''Converse''''']]</sup>[[Special:Contributions/DollarStoreBa'al|'''''My life choices''''']] 15:57, 27 August 2025 (UTC)
 
:::::DollarStoreBa'al, I would very strongly recommend you to relax a bit and stop being so attacking/condescending. A lot of your edits don't make sense and aren't helping or contributing towards the growth and improvement of this wiki, so of course other users will be confused and annoyed. Maybe take a break from editing for a bit and mull over your edits for a bit? '''[[User:42.book.addict|<span style="font-family:Cormorant Garamond;font-size:9pt;color:pink">42.book.addict</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:42.book.addict|<span style="font-family:Cormorant Garamond;font-size:6pt;color:#B1E4E3">Talk to me!</span>]]</sup>''' 16:01, 27 August 2025 (UTC)
 
 
::::::You're right. 42. You're always right :) --'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al |<span style="font-family:Atomic Age;font-size:12pt;color:red;">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:DollarStoreBa'al |'''''Converse''''']]</sup>[[Special:Contributions/DollarStoreBa'al|'''''My life choices''''']] 16:07, 27 August 2025 (UTC)
 
 
:::::::I'm so sorry. You don't need to forgive me for this. --'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al |<span style="font-family:Atomic Age;font-size:12pt;color:red;">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:DollarStoreBa'al |'''''Converse''''']]</sup>[[Special:Contributions/DollarStoreBa'al|'''''My life choices''''']] 16:26, 27 August 2025 (UTC)
 
 
===My talk page===
 
 
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...now that I know you're doing stupid and unnecessary things deliberately, I won't try to provide help. And you, of course won't be taking my friendly advice, so I'll try not to disturb you further, if I can help it. [[Special:Contributions/82.132.244.82|82.132.244.82]] 20:57, 26 August 2025 (UTC)
 
 
:I KNEW YOU WERE STALKING MY EDITS! Now that you have discovered that I've done unnecessary edits (which are only affecting you), try zooming out a little. Specifically, to the 2,000 bytes I added to [[What if? Chapters]]. I didn't get almost 300 contribution score by doing meme edits all day. Besides, three of those are genuinely useful, and I'm not going to listen to a random IP with maybe 10 edits tops telling me how to edit a wiki. If you want to fix my work, go right ahead. That's what wikis are for. I invite you to fix everything. If you stop stalking my contributions page.--'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al |<span style="font-family:Atomic Age;font-size:12pt;color:red;">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:DollarStoreBa'al |'''''Converse''''']]</sup>[[Special:Contributions/DollarStoreBa'al|'''''My life choices''''']] 23:07, 26 August 2025 (UTC)
 
 
::Also, I would like to point out that it's harder to get more unfriendly than making a template which only links to my user page insult me, thereby vandalizing my user page. --'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al |<span style="font-family:Atomic Age;font-size:12pt;color:red;">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:DollarStoreBa'al |'''''Converse''''']]</sup>[[Special:Contributions/DollarStoreBa'al|'''''My life choices''''']] 23:11, 26 August 2025 (UTC)
 
 
::There was going to be no further reply, but you need to know these things:
 
::;I KNEW YOU WERE STALKING MY EDITS!
 
::Read what I said. All edits are visible. That's an extract from that list of all edits via the Recent Changes link. You are not being 'stalked'. Though, if I ''could'' easily do so, I'd now specifically hide all your edits and let absolutely ''anyone'' else work out what (if anything) to do in response.
 
::;Specifically, to the 2,000 bytes I added to [[What if? Chapters]].
 
::That looked good, as far as I saw it. Would you have me edit something that didn't need editing, just to congratulate you for a job adequately done? There was something I ''might'' have changed, but so trivial that I actively chose not to, and I am now thankful of that.
 
::;I didn't get almost 300 contribution score by doing meme edits all day.
 
::Good for you, if the contribution score means so much to you. Quality over quantity is better, and doesn't have a hand macro to show it. But you do you, if you're chasing the scoreboard rankings alone.
 
::;and I'm not going to listen to a random IP with maybe 10 edits tops telling me how to edit a wiki.
 
::As you point out, elsewhere, my IP ''will'' keep changing. (And I'm not the only person who may have appeared on any given IP.) I shudder to think how many edits I've made here, in reality, but shall I show you edits by various IPs across a decade or so and claim them as mine? No, because the merit (or otherwise) of one's latest contribution is all that matters. I'm usually happy to be an anon-IP, amongst other anon-IPs and named-users (both venerable and fleetingly transient alike).
 
::;If you stop stalking my contributions page.
 
::I can reassure you that I've probably never even looked at ''your'' specific contributions page, certainly not for a long time. I normally only ever check those to check whether "one-edit vandals" have perhaps made other edits that had temporarily slipped under the collective radar, but I don't think I had ever considered you as one of them, before, even back when you were new here. (How long is that? Six months. Two years? Maybe a bit longer?I could look it up easily by checking your contribs page, but I'm now firmly resolved to not do that, for your sake.)
 
::
 
::If any what I have written reads as less than polite, it's perhaps partly my exasperation leaking through. By the time I felt the need to add another word to "unnecessary", above, I can see that this had happened. For which I am sorry.
 
::But text-only communications, like this, also tend to be read in a way that the reader's mood dictates. And I think some of my more straightforward initial contributions got misread at your end, tinted with reflected emotion.
 
::And, please, let this be it. The world doesn't need to see this, nor does the server need it being added to, and of course there's no alternative backchannel to conduct a lengthy private conversation about it all. I shall read what you reply, just because it's hard to ''not'' read anything that isn't deleted/overwritten, but please no more needless creation of fake user pages (or, indeed, IP user pages). Unnecessary and as likely to be removed as anything else out there. [[Special:Contributions/82.132.244.228|82.132.244.228]] 05:07, 27 August 2025 (UTC)
 
 
It is probable that you didn't see the reply I gave you on Kynde's talk page. Here is that reply:
 
 
:Do you wish to know something? I'm 14. User:User:User:User:User is (and I checked) completely impossible to create, as shown in this image: [[File:refutation.png]] But, if you wish, I shall make it a subpage of my own account.
 
:Yes, of course it's technically public, but unless people specifically search for that page (which is still a subpage, btw), it won't affect anybody. Also, I'd like to point out, everybody editing any page is the whole point of a wiki. Yes, storage isn't limitless. Very cool. At this point, that page is a drop in the ocean of data already contributed by all the rest of these pages (including the lecture you just added, which is more bytes than the pages I created).
 
:Thank you for that edit, by the way. When I previewed it, it showed that it did go to the correct page (Wikipedia:Don't-give-a-fuckism), so I published it that way. However, your edits make it seem like you're definitely stalking me. From what I've seen, all you've done is edit recent comic pages and berate me (and Kynde) about my mistakes.
 
:DSBContribs was my work. I did, however, provide a sensible reason as to why I created it. If you didn't see it, here it is:
 
 
:DSBContribs was created specifically for my signature. At the time I created this, I had no idea what subpages were and I was running out of characters on my signature. I created it because I thought it wouldn't be a hindrance to the wiki and it would save me precious characters on my signature.
 
:However, I do still apologize, even if the insulting on the template was a bit far and not in the least helpful. I will move Mr.Beast is trying to aquire my bones to a subpage of my own. I will fix that template (which was not useless) and subsequently delete the content from the three unnecessary redirects. I had no intention of vandalizing the wiki, as I've stated multiple times. No page I create is meant to be vandalism in any way, and I try to do my best to help the wiki be the best it can be. Sometimes it gets boring being 'sensible' all the time (especially in IB classes, where I regularly have 3+ hours of homework/night), and I wanted some sort of way to let all the wild shit that my ADHD makes out. That's what came out. Again, I truly apologize. I hope this marks the end of this little spat we've had.
 
I bid thee well on wherever the journey of life may take thee, fellow traveler. May we see each other again, be it in life, in death, or in the cursed month of Jancember. Take Care.
 
 
Ba'al, teenage Soul-Eater, out.
 
 
:See my reply there: [https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/User_talk:Kynde#On_Template:DGAF_and_User:User:User:User:User:User.2FMr._Beast_is_trying_to_aquire_my_bones Reply] --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 15:42, 27 August 2025 (UTC)
 
 
:: I just did, and I did just respond. --'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al |<span style="font-family:Atomic Age;font-size:12pt;color:red;">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:DollarStoreBa'al |'''''Converse''''']]</sup>[[Special:Contributions/DollarStoreBa'al|'''''My life choices''''']] 15:43, 27 August 2025 (UTC)
 
 
==My Mistakes==
 
=== Your signature is in violation of {{w|WP:SIGAPP}} ===
 
 
Hey, I wanted to let you know that your current signature doesn't follow {{w|WP:SIGAPP}} (specifically the first bullet point). Kindly change it. Thanks. --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 12:48, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
 
 
Changed to 14pt. --'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al |<span style="font-family:Atomic Age;font-size:14pt;color:red;">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:DollarStoreBa'al |'''''Converse''''']]</sup>[[DSBContribs |'''''My life choices''''']] 13:02, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
 
 
:Any height that's taller than the other text on the page disrupts the way that surrounding text displays. 14 px is no better. --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 13:25, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
 
 
FINE --'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al |<span style="font-family:Atomic Age;font-size:12pt;color:red;">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:DollarStoreBa'al |'''''Converse''''']]</sup>[[DSBContribs |'''''My life choices''''']] 15:14, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
 
 
:That still disrupts the page flow... I think you signature is already more eye-catching than any other signature on this entire wiki, why do you want to increase its height too? --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 15:19, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
 
:: I thought the issue was the height? Doesn't the wiki use 12pt font, which that Sig is? --'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al |<span style="font-family:Atomic Age;font-size:12pt;color:red;">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:DollarStoreBa'al |'''''Converse''''']]</sup>[[DSBContribs |'''''My life choices''''']] 15:27, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
 
:::I don't know, I just noticed that it does increase the space between two lines. It might be the superscript's fault then. Well, at least the current one is much better than before. --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 15:49, 1 May 2025 (UTC)
 
 
=== Mass-deleting links ===
 
 
Hay, just letting you know that maybe you've misunderstood the "incomplete" notice. You shouldn't delete every link on the page ''until there are no links left'', but rather include these links, if they're helpful, directly into the explanation, as explained in [[explain xkcd:Editor FAQ#ref|the editor faq]]. Thanks! --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 18:09, 30 April 2025 (UTC)
 
 
===Creating someone's User pages, without being asked===
 
In short, not worth the bother. You were helped, above, because you asked (and now, obviously, have become capable of doing the creation yourself, within a very short time). But this wiki is littered with "Welcome, I created your User pages for you" (including for IPs, which is particularly unuseful), where the user concerned has not then used them. However active an editor they are, if they don't know/care about them then it's effort done for nothing. [[Special:Contributions/172.70.86.130|172.70.86.130]] 08:50, 28 February 2025 (UTC)
 
:Yup, I also pointed it out. In case you missed my reply to your message, here's a copy:
 
:”It's relevant to note that we only create User pages when people explicitly ask for them. On the other hand, User talk pages are created if you want to talk to that specific member privately."--[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 15:03, 28 February 2025 (UTC)
 
::Sorry about that. Just trying to help! --[[User:DollarStoreBa&#39;al|DollarStoreBa&#39;al]] ([[User talk:DollarStoreBa&#39;al|talk]]) 15:34, 28 February 2025 (UTC)
 
 
=== NEWS ===
 
 
Hey uhhh does anyone know about [https://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/22/science/randall-munroe-xkcd-science-textbook.html this]? Should we make explanations for these?
 
--'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al |<span style="font-family:Atomic Age;font-size:12pt;color:red;">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:DollarStoreBa'al |'''''Converse''''']]</sup>[[DSBContribs |'''''My life choices''''']] 20:48, 8 May 2025 (UTC)
 
 
Google's Ai says there are multiple exclusive comics for the textbook, but I've only been able to find Inside Body, shown here: [[File:Inside Body.jpg]]
 
 
:Just so you know, the standard method for announcing something, big or small, to the community is to create a post in te community portal. Just so you don't have to copy and paste every message and reach a wider audience. --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 15:50, 9 May 2025 (UTC)
 
 
=== Why [...] is DSBContribs a thing? ===
 
 
Did you seriously have to create a page in the main namespace with the sole purpose of redirecting to your user contributions page?
 
 
Firstly, the main namespace is supposed to be on-topic. Why, you may ask? Because "DSBContribs" literally appears in the search results for "D" alongside "DSBSig/sandbox" (???), right between DNE (comic #259) and Danger Mnemonic (comic #2487).
 
 
User specific stuff should really go as sub-pages of your user page, and nothing is stopping you from directly linking to your contribs page in your signature instead of using a pointless redirect.
 
 
As I've read more of your talk page I've realised you're [...] [[Special:Contributions/86.143.223.93|86.143.223.93]] 13:48, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
 
 
:Highly disagree on the tone but agree with the message. I redacted the message and scheduled both for deletion, use your user page for this. thanks! --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 19:38, 4 August 2025 (UTC)
 
 
::Sorry about this. At the time, I did not know subpages even existed. Thank you random IP for the advice, even if slightly unhinged, and thank you FaviFake for getting to those deletions. I would have done those deletions eventually. I created DSBContribs to save characters on my signiature, assuming that the pages would not show up on the search (linking to special:contributions:DollarStoreBa'al is much longer than linking to DSBContribs). Evidently, I was wrong. I created DSBSIG/sandbox while trying to create a sandbox page and being stupid. That was me trying to work out the wikitext to create a signature. I have perfected my signature now, and these pages are no longer needed. The 'FINE' comment was meant to be a joke. Maybe that would have worked better with a rolling eyes emoji and an 'ugh'. I will be putting this into the 'my mistakes' section of my talk page as this was definitely a mistake. Thanks for bringing my attention to this! Gratefully yours, --'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al |<span style="font-family:Atomic Age;font-size:12pt;color:red;">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:DollarStoreBa'al |'''''Converse''''']]</sup>[[DSBContribs |'''''My life choices''''']] 05:01, 6 August 2025 (UTC)
 
 
::: By the way, I looked at your little message Mr. IP man. First, I see where you're coming from. I am a little bit immature, this is true. However, this should probably come as an expectation with someone going into 9th grade. This has been acknowledged on my user page and my comment on 3123. Please do your research. Second, swears are fine for basically all purposes EXCEPT to insult people. The fact that you are willing to insult someone who you think is an 8-year-old shows how mature you truly are. Maybe you are the one who should, as you put it 'grow the fuck up'. Thank you, and have a good day. Sincerely, --'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al |<span style="font-family:Atomic Age;font-size:12pt;color:red;">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:DollarStoreBa'al |'''''Converse''''']]</sup>[[DSBContribs |'''''My life choices''''']] 05:01, 6 August 2025 (UTC)
 
 
:::: Hi, it's me (on a different IP because I'm at home now).
 
:::: I'm sorry for being so aggressive in my original comment, I thought you were a grown adult, not a teen. ("think is an 8-year old" is incorrect btw, I was saying you were "acting like an 8 year old", but that itself was too harsh).
 
:::: I made stupid mistakes too when I was around your age, and I should have assumed good faith rather than take such an aggressive tone.
 
:::: Sorry for that, and good luck with school! [[Special:Contributions/90.219.64.93|90.219.64.93]] 13:50, 10 August 2025 (UTC)
 
 
::::: I accept your apology with open arms. I truly hope we can work together to improve the wiki in the future. Best regards, --'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al |<span style="font-family:Atomic Age;font-size:12pt;color:red;">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:DollarStoreBa'al |'''''Converse''''']]</sup>[[Special:Contributions/DollarStoreBa'al|'''''My life choices''''']] 19:11, 10 August 2025 (UTC)
 
 
=== Possessive and contracted "its"/"it's". ===
 
 
This also confused me, oh so many years ago. Then I was given a handy way of knowing ''which'' was the exception, which has served me well, and I've never had to second-guess myself. (Naturally, I've probably typoed/thinkoed it wrong, unconsciously... But since then I've never had a moment of doubt when I've deliberately kept myself/others correct.) Maybe it'll help you. - I tried to summarise it in the edit I made to the message concerned, but ''not enough space'' to do it justice...
 
#The possessive version is "its". It is one of a number of "irregular possessives", "his" instead of "him's"/, "hers" instead of "her's", "theirs" instead of "they's"/"them's".
 
#*Basically all the very common and basic pronoun-based possessives that (as I think of it, although not entirely correctly) were added to the language ''long before'' anybody actually tried to regularise the use of possessives, so just stuck that way. If it belongs to "him", "her", "me" "you", "us", "them" ''and'' "it", you're in the realms of using a completely irregular possessive, none of which use apostrophes.
 
#*''Personally'', I think that "one" (the equally 'basic', IMO, impersonal pronoun) should be included in that. Not for the likes of {{w|Ones' complement}} (that's belonging to (a number of) digit-ones), but in the "{{w|One (pronoun)|one}} is speaking sense. But (as noted in that last link), it isn't. So don't do that.
 
#This leaves the contractive version as the one that uses the apostrophe. With two interesting caveats:
 
#*There ''are'' irregular contractions. The word "forecastle" contracts to "fo'c'sle" or "fo'c's'le", which is a lot more overkill than other similarly complicated contractions. And "will not" becomes "won't" (or, some suggest, just "wont", though that's also a different word), despite not having the right set of letters in the right order to remain after (at least) the "not"->"n't" contraction.
 
#*In reporting speech, where someone says "it's just something I want to say", use it without fear. But, when writing, I find that (except for ''very'' casual use, essentially speaking in text ...or of course when tending to write in abbreviations/limited space) it's{{asic}} just much better to write "it is", in full. Can't(cannot) be written wrong, couldn't(/could not) be read wrong.
 
#Oh, and then theres "its'", the plural-(non-irregular-)possessive, which ''could'' be used in certain circumstances... "There are loads of ''its'' in this text, without apostrophes... please check that each ''its''' punctuation is correct!". But... not a common occurance. (Far less than "belonging to the word 'it'", the sole reason to use possessive "it's".) ;)
 
 
...TL;DR;, irregular possesive "its" because of all the other irregular possessive pronouns that have words of their own. And you might just find it easier to uncontract "it's", most of the time, ''especially'' if you're still not entirely sure about it. (Or, perhaps, you're happy to not let go of such a minor degree of gravitas, and it's not transcriped real-world enunciation, which might even feature such monstrosities as "couldn't've" as the contraction of "could not have"!)
 
 
Don't know if that helps, or is understandable, but there you are. Overexplained and overly rambling, as it is..! [[Special:Contributions/92.17.62.87|92.17.62.87]] 21:51, 22 August 2025 (UTC)
 
 
:While you have way too much time on your hands, it'sn't (it is not) hard to understand, so thank you! As I said, <i>it's</i> basically my only grammatical flaw, so this helps tremendously. Damn my brain and <i>its</i> grammatical irregularities. <i>Its</i> a pleasure to talk with you! Sincerely, --'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al |<span style="font-family:Atomic Age;font-size:12pt;color:red;">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:DollarStoreBa'al |'''''Converse''''']]</sup>[[Special:Contributions/DollarStoreBa'al|'''''My life choices''''']] 00:40, 23 August 2025 (UTC)
 
 
::Definitely didn't just make a mistake on an it's. After reading a full page worth of why not to. --'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al |<span style="font-family:Atomic Age;font-size:12pt;color:red;">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:DollarStoreBa'al |'''''Converse''''']]</sup>[[Special:Contributions/DollarStoreBa'al|'''''My life choices''''']] 00:44, 23 August 2025 (UTC)
 
  
 
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::how can I create one? [[User:Aprilfoolsupdate!| <sup>April</sup><sub>fools</sub><sup><sub>update</sub></sup>!]]([[User talk:Aprilfoolsupdate!|talk]]) 13:21, 7 August 2025 (UTC)
 
::how can I create one? [[User:Aprilfoolsupdate!| <sup>April</sup><sub>fools</sub><sup><sub>update</sub></sup>!]]([[User talk:Aprilfoolsupdate!|talk]]) 13:21, 7 August 2025 (UTC)
  
:::Here's something that may be able to help: {{AprilFoolsHelp}} --'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al |<span style="font-family:Atomic Age;font-size:12pt;color:red;">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:DollarStoreBa'al |'''''Converse''''']]</sup>[[Special:Contributions/DollarStoreBa'al|'''''My life choices''''']] 13:43, 7 August 2025 (UTC)
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:::Here's something that may be able to help: <nowiki>{{AprilFoolsHelp}}</nowiki> --'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al |<span style="font-family:Atomic Age;font-size:12pt;color:red;">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:DollarStoreBa'al |'''''Converse''''']]</sup>[[Special:Contributions/DollarStoreBa'al|'''''My life choices''''']] 13:43, 7 August 2025 (UTC)
  
 
::::thxxxxxxxxx [[User:Aprilfoolsupdate!| <sup>April</sup><sub>fools</sub><sup><sub>update</sub></sup>!]]([[User talk:Aprilfoolsupdate!|talk]]) 13:46, 7 August 2025 (UTC)
 
::::thxxxxxxxxx [[User:Aprilfoolsupdate!| <sup>April</sup><sub>fools</sub><sup><sub>update</sub></sup>!]]([[User talk:Aprilfoolsupdate!|talk]]) 13:46, 7 August 2025 (UTC)
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:Done! --'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al |<span style="font-family:Atomic Age;font-size:12pt;color:red;">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:DollarStoreBa'al |'''''Converse''''']]</sup>[[Special:Contributions/DollarStoreBa'al|'''''My life choices''''']] 15:56, 18 August 2025 (UTC)
 
:Done! --'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al |<span style="font-family:Atomic Age;font-size:12pt;color:red;">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:DollarStoreBa'al |'''''Converse''''']]</sup>[[Special:Contributions/DollarStoreBa'al|'''''My life choices''''']] 15:56, 18 August 2025 (UTC)
 
  
 
==Hello again Darling :D==
 
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::When someone says "I have tracked it down" you know they mean business. Thanks, that's quite reassuring. Another mystery IP (not sure if it's the same guy as today) did warn him not to make meaningless templates. Of course, I also made a meaningless template, so.... --'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al |<span style="font-family:Atomic Age;font-size:12pt;color:red;">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:DollarStoreBa'al |'''''Converse''''']]</sup>[[Special:Contributions/DollarStoreBa'al|'''''My life choices''''']] 18:33, 27 August 2025 (UTC)
 
::When someone says "I have tracked it down" you know they mean business. Thanks, that's quite reassuring. Another mystery IP (not sure if it's the same guy as today) did warn him not to make meaningless templates. Of course, I also made a meaningless template, so.... --'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al |<span style="font-family:Atomic Age;font-size:12pt;color:red;">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:DollarStoreBa'al |'''''Converse''''']]</sup>[[Special:Contributions/DollarStoreBa'al|'''''My life choices''''']] 18:33, 27 August 2025 (UTC)
  
== Do you not learn? ==
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== {{w|Wikipedia:Sockpuppet investigations/ltbdl}} ==
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they think we're the same person, ha. [[user:lett‪herebedarklight|raeb]] 02:29, 2 September 2025 (UTC)
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:I did not think this is what I would come back to. That's wild and hilarious.
  
You say that you've learned from your mistakes, yet I don't see any changes. You say that you're an incoming 9th grader and that's somehow an excuse for your immaturity, but I'm also a 9th grader and can compose myself perfectly fine. You say that you won't do the same mistakes again, yet you still create useless pages. How many more are you going to create? I really don't want to be yelling at you like this, but I just don't think you'll be able to change without it. FYI, I've marked User:DSB and the /C pages for deletion. Grow up. '''[[User:42.book.addict|<span style="font-family:Cormorant Garamond;font-size:9pt;color:pink">42.book.addict</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:42.book.addict|<span style="font-family:Cormorant Garamond;font-size:6pt;color:#B1E4E3">Talk to me!</span>]]</sup>''' 21:41, 27 August 2025 (UTC)
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:They are raeb
:Look. You aren't a bad person. In fact, I wholeheartedly believe that your passion can turn into a positive thing for this wiki. The thing is, you have a tendency to try to fix things by doing even more things, often panicking and making the situation worse. I've already told you this before, but I'll reemphasize it for you. '''TAKE A BREAK.''' Go for some walks. Work on your homework. Talk to people. Hang out with some friends. Don't just spend all your time on here. Trust me, I made the same mistake before. I would recommend a couple days of rest. See how it feels! It might hurt in the beginning, but nobody NEEDS you on here so badly to work on things to the point of such fanatic editing. I don't think Kynde, FaviFake, or any of the other editors hate you, to be honest. We're all just annoyed that you seem to not listen to our advice and keep on making the same mistakes. It's fine to make mistakes-that's how we learn! But you need to stop worrying so much and just step away from the screen for a bit. (Also, I'd recommend talking to a friend or a trusted adult. Your /PRIVATE page seems to be filled with quite a bit of self-hatred. Don't listen to that voice in your head. She's a bitch and none of it is true. I've dealt with poor mental health too. In fact, that's one of the reasons why I had left for so long. You should try to get these feelings out in a healthy way, instead of taking it out yourself or spending all your time online. Nobody thinks you're stupid. You just need to learn how things are done around here. If that's on a steep learning curve, so be it. Just keep on pushing through, and listen to people more.) And finally, you ''can'' make subpages, but try to reduce the number that you have. Think to yourself before you make one: do I TRULY need this? Will it help me out positively in the long run? If not, just put it in another section of your userpage (or make a proper sandbox!). Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk, and I wish you all a good night. Tori, signing off. '''[[User:42.book.addict|<span style="font-family:Cormorant Garamond;font-size:9pt;color:pink">42.book.addict</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:42.book.addict|<span style="font-family:Cormorant Garamond;font-size:6pt;color:#B1E4E3">Talk to me!</span>]]</sup>''' 04:05, 28 August 2025 (UTC)
 
  
::Take a break / Hey, our kid is pretty great / Run away with us for the summer / Let's go upstate / Eliza, I've got so much on my plate / We can all go stay with my father
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:And I am Dollar
  
::There's a lake I know (I know) / In a nearby park (I'd love to go) / You and I can go when the night gets dark / '''I will try to get away'''
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:And we are not the same person
  
::Such a good song, Lin cooked with that one. --'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#023020">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#000080">'''''converse'''''</span>]]</sup> 13:03, 28 August 2025 (UTC)
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--'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#023020">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#000080">'''''converse'''''</span>]]</sup> 13:42, 3 September 2025 (UTC)
  
== are you ok? ==
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::OMG THEY BANNED YOU WTF? I've pleaded your case, but idk if they'll respond. --'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#023020">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#000080">'''''converse'''''</span>]]</sup> 13:49, 3 September 2025 (UTC)
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:::Okay, wait a second. A checkuser does checks on User IPs. If you were found guilty, that means that you were editing under the same IP as me. By any chance, do you go to school in Lincoln, NE? --'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#023020">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#000080">'''''converse'''''</span>]]</sup> 14:04, 3 September 2025 (UTC)
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::::one, revert your case pleading, it's silly and won't help, and two, we're "very unlikely" to be the same person according to checkuser, don't panic. maybe link them here. (i don't go to school in lincoln.) [[user:lett‪herebedarklight|raeb]] 15:00, 3 September 2025 (UTC)
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:::::Ok, now it's weird. I didn't know you couldn't have alt accounts, even if you explicitly stated that they were, indeed, alt accounts. Seems a bit strict if you ask me. Also, 1+1=Window, not Yes. --'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#023020">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#000080">'''''converse'''''</span>]]</sup> 22:53, 3 September 2025 (UTC)
  
do you need help? [[user:lett‪herebedarklight|raeb]] 06:11, 28 August 2025 (UTC)
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==Can you please help me==
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I helped you with the userboxes. Now I need your help. How do I get my sig to be something besides what it is now? [[User:Definitely Bill Cipher|⯅A dream demon⯅]] ([[User talk:Definitely Bill Cipher|talk]]) 19:34, 9 September 2025 (UTC)
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:Hi there, Tori here. If you want to change your signature, go to your preferences page on the top right of the website (it's next to your Talk page and Watchlist). Scroll down until you see the signatures section and change it. If you need help figuring out wikitext, feel free to shoot me a message on my [[user talk:42.book.addict|talk page]]! '''[[User:42.book.addict|<span style="font-family:Cormorant Garamond;font-size:9pt;color:pink">42.book.addict</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:42.book.addict|<span style="font-family:Cormorant Garamond;font-size:6pt;color:#B1E4E3">Talk to me!</span>]]</sup>''' 01:32, 10 September 2025 (UTC)
  
== Would you prefer to get a Blog? ==
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== Template:what if? chapters ==
  
User pages are sufficient to give an idea of who you are, and User Talk ones for people to talk to you about your contributions/etc.
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Sorry, but what's the point of creating a template for what if chapters? What do you intend to use it for? '''[[User:42.book.addict|<span style="font-family:Cormorant Garamond;font-size:9pt;color:#3a795e">42.book.addict</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:42.book.addict|<span style="font-family:Cormorant Garamond;font-size:6pt;color:#ce5f15">Talk to me!</span>]]</sup>''' 16:28, 3 October 2025 (UTC)
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:I intended it as a workaround in order to edit two pages at once. (those being the blog page and the chapters page). I noticed there was a discrepancy between the tables on the two pages, and I created a workaround for it. Also, it's faster than copy-pasting, now that the load times are astronomical. --'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#023020">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#000080">converse</span>]]</sup> 16:30, 3 October 2025 (UTC)
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::Sounds good! '''[[User:42.book.addict|<span style="font-family:Cormorant Garamond;font-size:9pt;color:#3a795e">42.book.addict</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:42.book.addict|<span style="font-family:Cormorant Garamond;font-size:6pt;color:#ce5f15">Talk to me!</span>]]</sup>''' 16:40, 3 October 2025 (UTC)
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Ok I'm sorry but I had to change it back. Here are a few drawbacks:
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#Now people reading our summaries can't edit them directly.
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#The history is gone. You should've moved the page, not copy and paste. Both for copyright attribution (see {{w|WP:CWW}}) and for maintenance, to see when and why something was added.
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#Now we need to transclude the table on 1 more page (servers!), and the pages that were already transcluding the page (except [[what if? (blog)]]) now are transcluding both the page AND the template.
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And most importantly: there wasn't any discrepancy between the pages that transcluded the pages, just as there is no discrepancy now. The table was the exact same.
  
Maybe create sub-pages if you have a relevant site-related project and need 'a space' for them. Such as, as an off-the-wall example, "a list of all the instances of comics that have less than the average number of vowels in them". Perhaps in the hope that it'll be appreciated and made into a more regular page.
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Could you explain what discrepancy you saw? The code and text behind the original [[What If? Chapters]] page, the blog page, the new template you created, and any other pages transcluding  [[What If? Chapters]] was truly identical (and still is, just with the added issues listed above.).
  
But from what I've seen of your 'contributions' this week, none of that applies. Drunk-typing? Well, ''probably'' not if you're still so far underage that you probably don't have decent access to anything stronger than wine-gums, but definitely you weren't in full control of your keyboard. We've other people on here, as young as you, and have had even younger ones. If we can actually believe what anybody reveals about theirselves. (I'm a 111-year old hobbit, by the way.) You've been one of the most immaturely-acting people here who haven't actually been '''obviously''' trying to vandalise this site, and I'm sure you've strained the patience of pretty much everyone.
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Also; templates are not supposed to be edited frequently. A template is created in order to save time writing the same code on dozens or hundreds of pages. The table both needs to be edited and is only transcluded on a few pages. These are the pages in which the page was transcluded: [https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=Special:WhatLinksHere/What_If%3F_chapters&hidelinks=1&hideredirs=1] --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 10:04, 4 October 2025 (UTC)
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:There were just some chapter summaries I saw that were different between the blog page and the chapters page. I'm not angry about this, thanks for bringing up the points which I am not advanced enough to see. --'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#023020">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#000080">converse</span>]]</sup> 12:55, 6 October 2025 (UTC)
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::Huh, that's odd. The only difference between the two is that the last header cell on the left becomes highlighted in yellow when transcluded. --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 19:16, 7 October 2025 (UTC)
  
But you're not the first to go a little wild, like this. And - dare I say it - some of those who went on to be mainstays of this site got over the novelty of "anyone can edit (almost) anything", and possibly a rush of teenage hormones messing up their judgement. May I suggest you ''take a deep breath'' and work out what it is that you're doing that is creating such friction and push-back? I've seen you being a reasonable contributor before, and it's not even been all bad over the last week or so.
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== Current signature. ==
  
And you may have personal life changes going on. Those hormones, issues at home/school/elsewhere, general worries about the state of the world that you're growing up into... maybe a combination of them, or some of these things even ''causing'' some of the others. It happens. You're not alone ...even if one of the key issues is actually in feeling alone! But this is not necessarily the place to try to reshape the world like this.
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I've noticed that your signature does <all the fancy stuff><NEWLINE><space><timestamp>. Might be a good idea to remove the <NEWLINE> before the (presumably auto-appended) <space><timestamp> as it currently puts your
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timestamp like this.
  
How about you stick a little more to just xkcd matters, for the time being. There are plenty of other ways, and places, to run through whatever it is that you might be going through, and it might be best to balance things a bit more 'worklike' here than too much 'at play', like it looks like you're doing at the moment. Rebalance back to 'just enough of each' later.
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Which is ''probably'' not what you'd intended. [[Special:Contributions/82.132.245.74|82.132.245.74]] 20:47, 4 November 2025 (UTC)
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:......Nope, didn't intend that. I'll see if I can fix it. (not signing this because... well, you know) --DSB {{unsigned|DollarStoreBa'al|21:12, 4 November 2025 (UTC)}}
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::I've found the issue. I was trying to make my signature in times new roman using [[Template:TNR]]. This template uses div for it's styling. For some reason, it's inserting <nowiki></div></nowiki> between the signature and timestamp rather than after. Is there a way to get the  <nowiki></div></nowiki>  to go after the timestamp rather than before (which is what I was intending)? Thanks! --DSB {{unsigned|DollarStoreBa'al|21:18, 4 November 2025 (UTC)}}
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:::Standard advice is to not use div-tags in your custom .sig, for exactly this reason. You should be able to do the same (except for the undesired newline-forcing) with span-tagging where you invoked div-tags.
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:::The way it rendered (must basically have been subst:ed between what you used and how it renders), I didn't know you'd used the TNR template. If that's for character-length reasons then a "TNRspan" template (or something ''not'' four characters longer, if you're extremely tight for space) would have to be used.
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:::Or change the TNR so <code><nowiki>{{TNR|span=yes}}</nowiki></code> will specially 'return' you your no-Div version (that's the nice-looking version; you could also have it do something like responding to <code><nowiki>{{{1}}}</nowiki></code> being "s" or "1", if you can only afford to extend by two extra characters). That makes the one template dual-use, instead of making another template.
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:::TIMTOWTDI. But you'll know what you want to do, I can only give vague pointers. [[Special:Contributions/82.132.245.74|82.132.245.74]] 22:22, 4 November 2025 (UTC)
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::::Weird. I changed the TNR template to <nowiki><span></nowiki> instead of <nowiki><div></nowiki>, but upon testing it's still doing that weird newline thing. {{unsigned|DollarStoreBa'al|14:11, 5 November 2025 (UTC)}}
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:::::Finally fixed. I can't get the timestamp to also be TNR, but at least it doesn't auto-newline. <span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 16px;">--'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#E3C6BE">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User Talk:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#CC9A8B">Converse</span>]]</sup></span> 14:15, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
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::::::That looks not too bad, though the timestamp is sans-serif again. Though ''might' in part be browser-dependant as to how it looks (mine may react only to the 'serif' and not the full 'Times New Roman', giving a TNR''-like'' serif-font that works good adjacent to the non-specific choice of sans-serif font. Also, at first glance, there's a mystery as to why the timestamp is '''''BOLD+ITALIC''' (or maybe STRONG+EMPHASIS, for the pedants).
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::::::The structure is probably as follows, rewritten just for visual representation/explanation. Formatting that you do is in ()s, my explanatory notes are in ** and * pairs:
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**start of 'fixed text' signature insertion**
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  (SPANopen style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 16px;")
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    --
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    (BOLD+ITALICstart)
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      (LINKpage)User:DollarStoreBa'al
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      (LINKtext)
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        (SPANopen style="color:#E3C6BE")
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          DollarStoreBa'al
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        (SPANclose, i.e. end:style="color:#E3C6BE")
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      (LINKclose)
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      (SUPERSCRIPTopen)
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        (LINKpage)User Talk:DollarStoreBa'al
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        (LINKtext)
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          (SPANopen style="color:#CC9A8B")
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            Converse
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          (SPANclose, i.e. end:style="color:#CC9A8B")
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        (LINKclose)
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      (SUPERSCRIPTclose)
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    *expected to be an /implied/ (BOLD+ITALICSclose), here*
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    *check HTML source for why not?*
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  (SPANclose, i.e. end: style="font-family: Times New Roman...etc")
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**end of 'fixed text' signature insertion**
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**start of 'timestamp' signature insertion**
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  *BOLD+ITALICS is still active?*
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  *but all /other/ formats ended by the most recent (SPANclose)*
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  14:15, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
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**end of 'timestamp' signature insertion**
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::::::Without looking at exactly what you're doing behind the scenes, I'm not ''entirely'' sure, but I think the {{template|TNR}} includes a close-Span tag, preventing that from 'rolling on' into the timestamp bit.
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::::::Exactly how the '''''BOLD+ITALIC''''' rolls on, I don't know without checking the HTML source. Might be an intentional  function of the wikimarkup-to-HTML conversion that 'remembers' that formatting and reapplies it as necessary, at least until a 'forced' end-of-scope (end of a Div or P tag, a Br/Hr monotag, new ordered/unordered list item (or changing the list-level), table cell/row transitions, and then there's the next (same/different) ":"-prepended indented follow-up lines and (of course) double-newlines) to force even no-prefix lines into paragraph-breaks. All of these (and other less obvious wikimarkup scenarios) probably translate to a hard /div closure in the HTML.
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::::::Does {{template|TNR}} currently close its own Span? Does removing that Span-end let it 'roll on' over the timestamp? If you do that, does the insert-signature process close off all remaining Spans ''after'' the timestamp? (Normally, a signature is followed by a newline+newline or at least a newline+:nextlinehasindents, but if you add a P.S. comment after a timestamp that benefits from an unclosed formatting rlling through, does anything add a closure to stop it rolling through onto the P.S...? Can't test this, myself, directly, but it'd be interesting to find out!)
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::::::Note that I don't know if you intended TNR to be used anywhere else. But by changing it from Div-based to Span-based it changes how it looks if I "{{TNR|use it here}}", and if you then make it so that it open-Spans but never close-Spans then it would change the appearance of this paragraph even further.
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::::::...ouch. Actually, I had assumed it would currently (as 'span-only', opening and closing) not linefeed, browserside, but currently it adds a forced break, and doesn't even have any way of knowing how many indents (if any) to add before the continuation text.
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::::::Though if nobody else is using it for ''anything else'', it shouldn't matter. Just pointing out that (''if they are'') changes you make to fine-tune your signature ''could''  have collateral effects for other people who use TNR when it does one thing but then find that it's doing another thing.
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::::::Creating a template 'just for your own use' is Ok-ish, but you might just want to note its purpose and (current) peculiarities in case someone thinks that it's intended for a more general purpose, and in a more logical manner than you've had to make it 'work' just for you.
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::::::It's also known for templates to contain imbalanced markup, with either how it is used or the presence of a second 'closing' template (see {{template|cot}} and {{template|cob}}, that mark the 't'op and 'b'ottom of a 'co'llapsable area) making the final result properly balanced in the end. But mostly you'd expect internal closure of anything the template started, whether Spanny or Divvy in nature, or justify it and make it obvious without digging through the actual template-code itself.
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::::::But I don't know how useful all of this is, to you or those coming along afterwards (before or after further template tweaks, etc). I'm just trying to pass on everything I think could be helpful, knowing that a lot of it could be 'beyond helpful', i.e. actually quite irrelevent. If not incomprehsible. (If not wrong, given I can't even test many assumptions, directly!) But here it is, anyway. HTH, HAND. [[Special:Contributions/82.132.244.89|82.132.244.89]] 16:24, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
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:::::::I'm using the TNR template because it looks cool, but it also does have a purpose. It's used in early Taglines and header texts. <span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 16px;">--'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#E3C6BE">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User Talk:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#CC9A8B">Converse</span>]]</sup></span> 16:53, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
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:::::::Having tried many things, I've found that including the TNR template at all is messing up the timestamp. I'll see if there's another way to include the template without that, but idk if there is a way. In the meantime, here's my new Sig: <span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 16px;">--'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#E3C6BE">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User Talk:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#CC9A8B">Converse</span>]]</sup></span> 17:25, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
  
And if you ''do'' get somewhere to blog, you'll even have a lot more control. Create anything you want (more or less, within the T&Cs of the service), not worrying about other people editing it, and probably even later cleanly delete anything you no longer want (with no pesky Page History open for everyone to read). You could even put a link to your blog here in your User space, if you want to. At least the blog that you want to connect to yourself here. (You can have an xkcd-adjacent one, ''and'' one to cry out in anguish if you so wish. And a third to... well, you get the idea.) And the skills to maintain blog code is a bit more 'real-world' than the purely wiki-related markup you learn here, and you can still learn the wiki-markup in parallel with getting to grips with HTML or other popular {{w|Content management system}} markup, giving you a few more useful lifeskills that ''merely'' being eventually a master wiki-guru.
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:{{outdent|:::::}}
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:((I researched,cchecked and wrote the following followup whilst you were replying, just aboce. You've answered some of my points, plus seem happy with as it is now, but still posting it given the thought I put into it... ;) Not that I actually think that it's necessary as helpful as I might have hoped it to be, in the end! Absolutely no reply expected, if you're happy to say nothing more.))
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:Ok, actually looked at the HTML source, now, neutering the 'raw' markup, whitespacing it and adding **commentary**:
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**start signature, fixed text**
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**default formatting**
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<nowiki><</nowiki>span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 16px;">
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  **formatting is now TNR**
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  --
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  <nowiki><</nowiki>b>
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  **formatting is TNR+Bold**
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  <nowiki><</nowiki>i>
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    **formatting is TNR+Bold+Italics**
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    <nowiki><</nowiki>a href="/wiki/index.php/User:DollarStoreBa%27al" title="User:DollarStoreBa&#39;al">
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    **formatting is TNR+B+I and a link..**
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    <nowiki><</nowiki>span style="color:#E3C6BE">
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      **...which is coloured**
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      DollarStoreBa'al
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    <nowiki><</nowiki>/span>
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    **back to TNR+B+I link, no colour**
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    <nowiki><</nowiki>/a>
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    **back to TNR+B+I, no link
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    <nowiki><</nowiki>sup>
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    **TNR+B+I+Superscript**
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    <nowiki><</nowiki>a class="mw-selflink selflink">
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      **TNR+B++Sup and a link (to this page, in this specific instance)**
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      <nowiki><</nowiki>span style="color:#CC9A8B">
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      **TNR+B+I+Sup link is coloured**
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      Converse
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      <nowiki><</nowiki>/span>
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      **TNR+B+I+Sup link, no colour**
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    <nowiki><</nowiki>/a>
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    **TNR+B+I+Sup, no link**
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    <nowiki><</nowiki>/sup>
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    **TNR+B+I, normal-script again**
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  <nowiki><</nowiki>/span>
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  **this should have removed TNR, *and* the 'inner' B+I too...**
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  ** (Although this is not what you wanted, it's what you should get!) **
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  **...but apparently we're now just with B+I**
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  ** (This might be my own browser's interpretation, not everyone's.) **
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  **this is the inbuilt transition between fixed-sig and time-sig**
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  **a space is here, then...**
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  14:15, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
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  <nowiki><</nowiki>/i> ** (Your signature markup does not ask for this!) **
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  **just Boldness left**
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<nowiki><</nowiki>/b> ** (Your signature markup does not ask for this!) **
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**neutral format again**
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**end of signature**
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:What goes with the "TNR+B+I" going to "B+I", I don't know. Unless they've changed the HTML spec regarding this in the last decade or three.
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:The wiki-server back end was smart enough to add the close-Italics and close-Bold, at the end of the signature (''perhaps'', knowing that these were imminent a 'smart' error-checking by the browser's HTML-renderer let their formats persist, when otherwise they would not have? ...odd, but possible). Possibly it would have also closed the TNR-span, after the B-closure,cif not already asked to do so by the end of the TNR-template?
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:...so...
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:#First 'fix', remove the <code><nowiki><</nowiki>/span></code> from TNR. See how that affects any newly applied signatures (it won't change old ones).
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:#Also see how/if it changes the indent-loss above my "...ouch" line, above.
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:#''Also'' also chase down if TNR gets used ''anywhere else'' in this wiki, at the moment, and check that you've not broken anything else that other people might have used it for.
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:If the first fix works and the third thing isn't a problem (ignore the second issue, I'm happy for it to change), then you're sorted. Otherwise (no fix, or even further broken in ways that aren't any good for anyone) reverse the change to where it works best for everyone and accept it not working precisely how you think you want it.
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:If it fixes, as suggested, I'd also be interested how signing with <code><nowiki>~~~~ and more text</nowiki></code> works. (i.e. does it TNR the "and more text"?) Not that it's important, just my own curiosity.
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:And think about a more advanced explanation on TNR's page, if it's going to be 'an odd template' in any way, like being Span-opener without being a Span-closer.
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:That's all. Over to you, nothing more I can do (I could change TNR's code, but not then test it with your signature), but ''maybe'' I've done enough to help. Without too much confusion. I'll let you sort the rest out on your own, unless there's anything specific that arises to follow-up with.  [[Special:Contributions/82.132.246.131|82.132.246.131]] 17:45, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
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::tbh I'm good. Besides, I have no clue how to convert that raw HTML into usable wikitext (idk how to code, planning to learn someday). Either way, works fine. Also, you commentary has made me realize how complex my sig actually is. Times New Roman+Bold+Italics, which is a link which is colored. {{unsigned|DollarStoreBa'al|19:21, 5 November 2025 (UTC)}} <br><!--actually, I think the error was an accidental {{w start and ]] end in the prior section that 'meshed' with an example of a closing }} in the latest contribution, but the RTLishness probably didn't help. Fixed that, though. -->
  
How does that sound? Please do stay, but please also consider if everything you're doing is strictly necessary. I see I'm not the only one driven to try to explain this to you. And for some reason I thought I might be able to quickly suggest a solution to this little quandry. (No, it hasn't actually been that quick, has it.) If you really don't like what I say here... delete it. And I'll say no more. Or just tell me to mind my own business. I've probably got some other things to do around here, if our other old-hand editors don't get there before me! [[Special:Contributions/92.17.62.87|92.17.62.87]] 22:34, 29 August 2025 (UTC)
 
  
:I really should, shouldn't I... I'll try to find one. Yesterday and today have mainly been focused on What If? Chapters and a potential new project with Tori (Have you met her? She's lovely) about Sigs. Today has mainly been the latter, with a bit of the former, and some sig ideas I've been working on. I've been trying to stick to more useful matters. For example, /WORKPAGE currently contains drafts of some unfinished What If? Chapters I've been working on. So, I have been attempting to work on more xkcd-related matters. Is it ok if you could
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Ummm... Do you know that your current signature is sort of 'unmunged'? As in, you're making the markup show by 'escaping' the markup characters entirely so they don't (properly) act as markup, but as literal text. (You had it working ok(ish), not sure when it went wrong, without scrolling through your Talk contributions.) [[Special:Contributions/82.132.236.186|82.132.236.186]] 17:34, 22 November 2025 (UTC)
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:Addendum - had a deeper look, it was broken for 14:00, 20 November 2025, for [[Talk:3170: Service Outage]], but had worked until 20:27, 19 November 2025, for [[Talk:3168: Beam Dump]]. Whatever you did to your profile, between those two times, maybe undo it? Wasn't caused by any public page edit (like the TNR-template), nor can I think of how you'd break that without being obvious. Anyway, FYI.
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:(My guess is that you copied it out to somewhere, to edit, that thing auto-obfuscated the markup for its own visual reasons, then the copy back was done of the 'ruined' markup version. I haven't gone through it with a toothcomb, to see what your intended  hanges may have been. And maybe you even intended ''this''... Until I read a page 'normally', not just zourcewise, I hadn't spotted that your long signature-markup was now so... 'literal'. And can't imagine it should be. ) 17:57, 22 November 2025 (UTC)
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::I may or may not have INTENTIONALLY unchecked 'treat above as wikitext', simply to confuse people :) <span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 16px;">--'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#E3C6BE">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User Talk:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#CC9A8B">Converse</span>]]</sup></span> 00:08, 23 November 2025 (UTC)
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:::"Complicated signatures contain a lot of code ("markup") that is revealed in the edit window, and can take up unnecessary amounts of narrative space, which can make both reading and editing harder." -{{w|WP:SIG#Guidelines and policies|WP:SIG}} '''[[User:42.book.addict|<span style="font-family:Cormorant Garamond;font-size:9pt;color:#3a795e">42.book.addict</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:42.book.addict|<span style="font-family:Cormorant Garamond;font-size:6pt;color:#ce5f15">Talk to me!</span>]]</sup>''' 02:10, 23 November 2025 (UTC)
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::::Your signature literally has more characters than mine. <span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 16px;">--'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#E3C6BE">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User Talk:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#CC9A8B">Converse</span>]]</sup></span> 02:24, 25 November 2025 (UTC)
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:::::Does it matter? Your un-wikitexted signature takes up far more characters than 255 (498 to be precise). It's also a pain in the ass to read and is bound to confuse anybody who sees it. '''[[User:42.book.addict|<span style="font-family:Cormorant Garamond;font-size:9pt;color:#3a795e">42.book.addict</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:42.book.addict|<span style="font-family:Cormorant Garamond;font-size:6pt;color:#ce5f15">Talk to me!</span>]]</sup>''' 02:48, 25 November 2025 (UTC)
  
:But, I shall heed your advice. I shall get a blog (not blood, autocorrect). Do you have any recommendations for where to start?
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== {{w|WP:REDIRECT}} ==
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As per {{w|WP:REDIRECT#Purposes of redirects|Wikipedia policy}}, redirects are only to be made for typos that are "likely misspellings (for example, Condoleeza Rice redirects to Condoleezza Rice). Note: this criterion typically does not apply to redirects from typos in the template namespace; consensus is that such typos, unless they are very common, should remain as red links until they are fixed." '''[[User:42.book.addict|<span style="font-family:Cormorant Garamond;font-size:9pt;color:#3a795e">42.book.addict</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:42.book.addict|<span style="font-family:Cormorant Garamond;font-size:6pt;color:#ce5f15">Talk to me!</span>]]</sup>''' 03:19, 11 November 2025 (UTC)
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:Ahhhhhhh. Alright, noted. {{unsigned|DollarStoreBa'al|14:17, 11 November 2025 (UTC)}}
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::GOD DAMMIT!!!! <span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 16px;">--'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#E3C6BE">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User Talk:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#CC9A8B">Converse</span>]]</sup></span> 19:05, 11 November 2025 (UTC)
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:::Easily done. Don't worry. I nearly intervened myself, but thought you might fix it yourself soon enough.
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:::it also makes me wonder if you have any opinions about [[explain xkcd:Community portal/Proposals#Additional templates to complement 'unsigned' ones|this recent idea]] that you reminded me of, if you/42 would consider it useful in such situations. It's not had any other input beyond the fellow anonIP originator, but (wordiness/edit-errors aside) I like what was said. It's a pity that nobody's even said they don't like it. Or don't understand it. [[Special:Contributions/82.132.246.151|82.132.246.151]] 20:14, 11 November 2025 (UTC)
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::::I did skim through it a bit the other day when it was posted, but it was so dense that I probably only remember/understand 50% of it. The IP editor made some pretty good points, but it's not like I'm very good at making templates either. Maybe [[User:FaviFake]] or [[User:Lettherebedarklight]] can do something about it. '''[[User:42.book.addict|<span style="font-family:Cormorant Garamond;font-size:9pt;color:#3a795e">42.book.addict</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:42.book.addict|<span style="font-family:Cormorant Garamond;font-size:6pt;color:#ce5f15">Talk to me!</span>]]</sup>''' 20:34, 11 November 2025 (UTC)
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:::::I'm not actually too sure about this. How would be let newer users (who may not know about the template) to retrosign? <span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 16px;">--'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#E3C6BE">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User Talk:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#CC9A8B">Converse</span>]]</sup></span> 20:37, 11 November 2025 (UTC)
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::::::Well, those who don't know how to (or that they have to) sign probably aren't the target audience. ;) There are plenty of templates that even I probably wouldn't remember until I went looking for what's there, or found out about by someone else using it. (It's how I know about {{template|outdent}}, for example.)
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::::::But the principle's simple enough. Duplicate the unsigned templates as retrosigned ones, and remove the nagging bit. Favi or Darklight could do it simply enough, if they think there's reason to. I could do it, except for the little matter of not being allowed to. Also, I'm not the one trying to sell the idea, just seemed an apt de-stresing comment for the circumstance we had. (Nice though this conversation is, it really needs the propsal(s) to be replied to, if anything.) I'm just hoping you feel calmer, now, Ba'al... :p [[Special:Contributions/82.132.245.237|82.132.245.237]] 03:42, 12 November 2025 (UTC)
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{{outdent|::::::}}
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Wait was that proposal written by you, IP? The format seemed AI-generated but i really did not read it for more than 10 seconds. [[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 18:38, 12 November 2025 (UTC)
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:Having read it..... yeah, that's about as far from AI generated as you can get. I've seen IP use that format in the past, and the content is very explainxkcd-term heavy.  I don't think AI would be able to generate the words 'unsigned templates as retrosigned'. Nobody except us understands what that means. <span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 16px;">--'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#E3C6BE">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User Talk:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#CC9A8B">Converse</span>]]</sup></span> 18:52, 12 November 2025 (UTC)
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::Not me-IP (the IP in the above bit), but probably one of the other long-standing-if-occasional-IPs that there must be.
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::Also very much me-''like'', so the linguistic flourishes mesh well with what I understand/might write myself.
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::In lieu of them saying anything more, themselves, I've already decided to do my bit to try to 'translate' the core idea to Muggle-speak. If I'm able to bridge the gap without being wrong about either/both! [[Special:Contributions/82.132.244.30|82.132.244.30]] 19:25, 12 November 2025 (UTC)
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:One last thing: Could you show me one of the apparent 'drunk typing' incidents? I edit on my school Chromebook, so I wouldn't be surprised if the keyboard decided to be weird. Thank you for the advice! Once, again, I shall heed it. --'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#023020">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#000080">'''''converse'''''</span>]]</sup> 22:51, 29 August 2025 (UTC)
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::Oh, and by the way, I will not delete this thread. Also, how do you access the internet in Valinor?
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USETHEVISIONFROMYOURCHILDSEYE {{unsigned ip|204.137.100.1|08:19, 13 November 2025 (UTC)}}
::'Drunkeness', or whatever it was, was very evident in something like {{diff|385245|here}}. More mundane 'misuse of the keyboard' issues are the times you add multiple linefeeds between very simple statements. You need to do two line-feeds to 'separate the paragraphs', any more than that is not normally visually necessary at all, and can ''look'' like you weren't even paying full attention at the time, however well-written the line-fragments between are. If it weren't for the fact that there were actual (sort-of-)discernable words in there, the 'drunk' one could also have perhaps been a "cat walked on my keyboard" issue. Were you and the cat ''both'' trying to use the keyboard? (Or one of you trying to walk on it, the other trying to type on it. One way round or the other?) I think it's that kind of thing that got people initially concerned about you. Help us to help you (to help yourself?), maybe. [[Special:Contributions/92.17.62.87|92.17.62.87]] 02:10, 30 August 2025 (UTC)
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:Oh, hello there! what do you have for us today, codeman? <span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 16px;">--'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#E3C6BE">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User Talk:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#CC9A8B">Converse</span>]]</sup></span> 14:22, 13 November 2025 (UTC)
:::i don't think the help is strictly necessary, but, as I said before, do you have any suggestions for places to make a blog? --'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#023020">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#000080">'''''converse'''''</span>]]</sup> 18:30, 30 August 2025 (UTC)
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::Starting from scratch, and dismissing (for the moment) the possibility of it being the 'cluetext' as a rotating key, the first looks polymorphic, in some manner, as the obvious repeat-letters that the known plaintext will have aren't all repeated in the ciphertext (and repeats in the ciphertext aren't matches in the known plaintext. It's also ''perhaps'' not subject to the main fatal flaw in Enigma (''other'' than the "the message-senders use predictable original plaintext" thing) that means that a character never maps to itself, as there are indeed (at least) two same->SAME mappings.
::::I don't blog, so nothing from personal experience. I bet you could use some Google-Fu (or Bing-Fu, or DuckDuckGo-Fu, or AltaVista-Fu, or AskJeeves-Fu, or...) to find a few such solutions, then look at all their offerings (check their wikipedia pages..? and, yeah, add some Wiki-Fu to the previous list of ways in which to search) and decide which one works for you. Or which two or three, and try them out with either completely identical aims in mind or initially split up your interests (one's your sports-appreciation, another is about what your favourite TV is, a third being your humorous observations about things you see every day, ...), then you can keep running the one(s) that turn out to work for you.
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::Though given it is mapped to a changed-case (compared to what we expect from code#1) and includes alphabetic-to-punctuation-via-numeric transitions, my first assessment is that (with the exception of spaces being preserved/specially treated, as per usual) it also maps between A-Z input and a wider output.
::::You know what you currently want, better than me or aanyone. [[Special:Contributions/92.17.62.87|92.17.62.87]] 23:50, 30 August 2025 (UTC)
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::The most obvious idea is an XOR-based progression (prior code/plain character v.s. each subsequent one), but if done straight from ASCII codes that's going to give you far more weirdness than lower-cass-plus-occasional-punctuation. Which suggests perhaps a more proprietry enumeration/de-enumeration (it's not a shifted-6-bit output, so I won't try a shifted 5-bit input).
:::::If you need a blog, and don't know what platforms to use, I'd recommend making a Google Site or Wordpress blog. '''[[User:42.book.addict|<span style="font-family:Cormorant Garamond;font-size:9pt;color:pink">42.book.addict</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:42.book.addict|<span style="font-family:Cormorant Garamond;font-size:6pt;color:#B1E4E3">Talk to me!</span>]]</sup>''' 19:10, 3 September 2025 (UTC)
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::...back to the cluetext. It's not the same-length as the ciphered phrase (if it had, I'd have assumed it was concocted as the "one time pad"), either with or without counting the spaces. But ''perhaps'' it's a Playfair cipher (less obvious than "PASSWORDPASWORDPASSWORD...", when analysing for patterns), but I haven't got time to check that properly, right now, and I still think there's a non-linear (but trivial) relationship. Perhaps simpler than what I've already thought of.
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::The 'As and Bs' I haven't yet really looked into, beyond ruling out that it's a direct binary expansion (at least in 8-bits, 28 characters of that, and one spare bit, ignoring the space, or 32x 7-bits plus 1). It seems to be 225 A+Bs (3x3x5x5; so 3x75, 5x45, 9x25 and 15x15 (square, which ''might' be significant) are the main splits), if I'm not barking up the wrong tree. But I have other things to do right now, so the next flash of inspiration will have to wait. [[Special:Contributions/82.132.231.193|82.132.231.193]] 18:03, 13 November 2025 (UTC)
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:::"Agreed. Let's reset. The previous codes both started with 'Transmission X of four'. This looks similar, so it's safe to assume that 'ds4cdebsjbsx u;g6w hf whyb' equals 'transmission three of four'. This is actually very good for us, because we can map each number to their translated version:
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*d=t
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*s=r
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*4=a
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*c=n
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*d=s (perhaps a mistake)
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*e=m
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*b=i
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*j=s (wait...)
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*b=s????????????????<br>
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Cool, that didn't work at all. It's probably double-encoded, or it's using a very strong code (maybe a vigenere?). Whatever it is, substitution doesn't work on it. <span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 16px;">--'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#E3C6BE">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User Talk:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#CC9A8B">Converse</span>]]</sup></span> 19:05, 13 November 2025 (UTC)
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::That was my first-g [[Special:Contributions/82.132.245.151|82.132.245.151]] 21:40, 13 November 2025 (UTC)
  
== {{w|Wikipedia:Sockpuppet investigations/ltbdl}} ==
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The Bs and As appear to be either a bacon Cipher (UO LUM E ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ONE TWO ZERO MINUS FOUR ALL CAP) or a Caesar Cipher, though if it's the latter it would need to be double-encoded like last time, because the most coherent option it's giving me is POOP POP POP OP OP OP OOP POP OPPO OP OOP OP P POOP OOP OO OO OPPO POP POP OPPO OO OP OO OPPO POP POO OOP OOP OP P POOP OOP OO OO OPPO POP POP OPPO OO OP OOP OOP OP OP OO OPPO P POP P POOP OOP OO OO OPPO POP OPPO POO OOP POOP OOP P POO OP OOP OP OPPO P POOP P POO OO OO OO OOP OP OOP OP OO OOP OO OO OO OP P PO. Something tells me they weren't trying to make potty jokes.
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:::Based on the fact that we're on this specific wiki, I'll assume that it's the first one for now. It's referencing Volume 0 (I think I know where they got the idea for this). The rest of the numbers are now 110120-4. I'll go check the page. 18:52, 13 November 2025 (UTC)
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::::Page 110120 has this poem on it, in the 'cypher' section:
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THE START OF THE TENTH-FAVORITE WORD USED BY BENDER<br>
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THE TOON THAT WENT SOUTH WHILE COMMANDED BY ENDER<br>
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THE NUMBER OF LIGHTS THAT PICARD SAID WERE ON<br>
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AND THE CLASS OF THE PLANET WHERE KIRK SHOUTED "KHAAAN!"<br>
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THE RINGS FOR THE MEN MINUS RINGS FOR THE ELVES<br>
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AND THE PRODUCT MOD 10 OF A FIVESOME OF TWELVES<br>
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THE END OF A CODE NES GAMERS KNOW<br>
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AND THE BASE USED TO MODEL HOW QUICKLY THINGS GROW<br>
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WHEN THEY'RE XOR'D TOGETHER THE CHECKSUM IS "E"<br>
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WHICH WILL TELL YOU YOU'VE GOT THE PENULTIMATE KEY<br>
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::::...This is the penultimate key, if there are four messages. <span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 16px;">--'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#E3C6BE">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User Talk:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#CC9A8B">Converse</span>]]</sup></span> 19:05, 13 November 2025 (UTC)
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:::::I've not had any further time to look at this, but:
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:::::*If I were devising an actually useful secret code, the first one (which is clearly a character-to-character mapping, though not a static one) would involve a little more trickery than an 'unsalted' progression, and the second (clearly a bitwise represenation) should probably be repackaged back into a full 'alphanumeric' token set (e.g. base64 or UUEncoded 'text friendly' outputs, but perhaps rotated a bit to disguise the tell-tale signs of that kind of output.
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:::::**In fact, I might have used Gray-Code tables, even a mini form of a LZW-ish token-stream compression algorithm, to further thwart analysis by making it not even a consistent change in entropy from original character to the resulting output string. With such a single short 'message', it probably could have defied any realistic form of frequency-analysis, or at least made for hypothetically 'sensible' alternative decodings emerge from parts of the data, when choosing the 'right' wrong decoding methods.
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:::::*However, bear in mind that (though with greater challenges, from the #1 code to #2, so presumably even more for #3) these are codes that are ''supposed to be cracked''. Well, maybe #4 (or even the final set of 4x4 characters that's ultimately puzzle #5) will be 'fiendish'-level, but #3 shouldn't be more than 'devilishly difficult' to work out.
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:::::*I didn't know "Bacon Cipher", by that name, but it looks like you've got that worked out by (assisted) brute force. I might have tripped up over the U+V and I+J equivalences, initially, but the composer has clearly used the 'classical' version in a straight manner.
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:::::*Taking that as done, though, we're left with the backforming of the TRANSMISSION message, if only so we know what (different) apparent nonsense the "x@hc" should become. Where I'd focus, is on what caused "ISSI" to be "bsjb". Why, three characters later, has the encoding ended up on the same output char (could suggest a three-character Playfair key), yet the 'S' characters, positioned "S..SS" became "d..sj" (so ''not'' a 3-char key). Positioning the 'clue phrase' against the characters gives "V..I" against the "I..I"->"b..b", so it's not being the same by dint of coincidentally similar transformations from the keyphrase.
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:::::But that's still an analysis that I'm doing with the presumption of it being deliberately somewhat obscure (having somehow 'discovered' part of the encoding secret). It's probably only going to be more hidden in plain sight, as part of the 'game', but still helps to know how you'd approach a more deliberately obscure method of coding. Hence how I broke the semaphor one ...well, mostly... without realising that it actually was semaphor. (If you hadn't have settled the Bacon Code solution, I might have tried looking at it being morse-based, with ambiguous character/word boundaries.)
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:::::Anyway, when I pop back here and find that you/someone else has fully solved it, I'll probably kick myself for entirely missing the most obvious answer. Also I can't seem get "CE4Q60AE" (or alternatives/variations that I've tried) to give me a checksum of "E" (or 0xE?). So, if that's actually important, I might have something else wrong. [[Special:Contributions/82.132.245.151|82.132.245.151]] 21:40, 13 November 2025 (UTC)
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::::::YOUARERIGHT {{unsigned ip|204.137.100.1|14:03, 14 November 2025 (UTC)}}
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:::::::About what? What are we right about? <span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 16px;">--'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#E3C6BE">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User Talk:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#CC9A8B">Converse</span>]]</sup></span> 14:04, 14 November 2025 (UTC)
  
they think we're the same person, ha. [[user:lett‪herebedarklight|raeb]] 02:29, 2 September 2025 (UTC)
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== User rights ==
  
:I did not think this is what I would come back to. That's wild and hilarious.
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I noticed you created my [[User:GreyFox|user page]] but did not create my talk page or give me the rights to do so myself. Why is this the case? [[User:GreyFox|GreyFox]] ([[User talk:GreyFox|talk]]) 17:25, 24 November 2025 (UTC)
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:OMG so sorry. Fully forgor. Should be fixed now. <span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 16px;">--'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#E3C6BE">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User Talk:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#CC9A8B">Converse</span>]]</sup></span> 02:25, 25 November 2025 (UTC)
  
:They are raeb
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== Minor edits ==
  
:And I am Dollar
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Just FYI, you can mark in preferences under the editing tab for all edits to be marked as minor so that we don't clog up the Recent Changes page so much, as people can click "Hide minor edits". '''[[User:42.book.addict|<span style="font-family:Cormorant Garamond;font-size:9pt;color:#3a795e">42.book.addict</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:42.book.addict|<span style="font-family:Cormorant Garamond;font-size:6pt;color:#ce5f15">Talk to me!</span>]]</sup>''' 21:30, 2 December 2025 (UTC)
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;...whoops. <span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 16px;">--'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#023020">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User Talk:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#000080">Converse</span>]]</sup></span> 21:30, 2 December 2025 (UTC)
  
:And we are not the same person
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== /WORKPAGE ==
  
--'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#023020">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#000080">'''''converse'''''</span>]]</sup> 13:42, 3 September 2025 (UTC)
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Wow. While doing maintenance work, I found your workpage. I've always known it existed, but just brushed it off and let you work alone. I don't know how much it means to you, but I'm really proud and happy of how far you've come. In just a couple months you've been able to make a pretty sizable impact here. By the way, I love the work you've been doing on there. Please keep it up! <3 '''[[User:42.book.addict|<span style="font-family:Cormorant Garamond;font-size:9pt;color:#3a795e">42.book.addict</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:42.book.addict|<span style="font-family:Cormorant Garamond;font-size:6pt;color:#ce5f15">Talk to me!</span>]]</sup>''' 10:40, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
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:It means a lot to me. Thanks for the encouragement! <span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 16px;">--'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#023020">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User Talk:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#000080">Converse</span>]]</sup></span> 14:00, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
  
::OMG THEY BANNED YOU WTF? I've pleaded your case, but idk if they'll respond. --'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#023020">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#000080">'''''converse'''''</span>]]</sup> 13:49, 3 September 2025 (UTC)
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== Have another look at the Disappearing Sunday Update images ==
:::Okay, wait a second. A checkuser does checks on User IPs. If you were found guilty, that means that you were editing under the same IP as me. By any chance, do you go to school in Lincoln, NE? --'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#023020">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#000080">'''''converse'''''</span>]]</sup> 14:04, 3 September 2025 (UTC)
 
::::one, revert your case pleading, it's silly and won't help, and two, we're "very unlikely" to be the same person according to checkuser, don't panic. maybe link them here. (i don't go to school in lincoln.) [[user:lett‪herebedarklight|raeb]] 15:00, 3 September 2025 (UTC)
 
:::::Ok, now it's weird. I didn't know you couldn't have alt accounts, even if you explicitly stated that they were, indeed, alt accounts. Seems a bit strict if you ask me. Also, 1+1=Window, not Yes. --'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#023020">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#000080">'''''converse'''''</span>]]</sup> 22:53, 3 September 2025 (UTC)
 
  
==Can you please help me==
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*[[:File:Disappearing Sunday Update with number 2185.png]] - has a browser address bar
I helped you with the userboxes. Now I need your help. How do I get my sig to be something besides what it is now? [[User:Definitely Bill Cipher|⯅A dream demon⯅]] ([[User talk:Definitely Bill Cipher|talk]]) 19:34, 9 September 2025 (UTC)
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*[[:File:Archive with Disappearing Sunday Update.png]] - Thumbnail History versions had an address bar, and it *used* to have the 'disappeared comic', perhaps least useful of the three, as it currently is, being the only one of the three not currently linked-to. Might be worth trying to find out what Kynde was trying to do, there.
:Hi there, Tori here. If you want to change your signature, go to your preferences page on the top right of the website (it's next to your Talk page and Watchlist). Scroll down until you see the signatures section and change it. If you need help figuring out wikitext, feel free to shoot me a message on my [[user talk:42.book.addict|talk page]]! '''[[User:42.book.addict|<span style="font-family:Cormorant Garamond;font-size:9pt;color:pink">42.book.addict</span>]]<sup>[[User talk:42.book.addict|<span style="font-family:Cormorant Garamond;font-size:6pt;color:#B1E4E3">Talk to me!</span>]]</sup>''' 01:32, 10 September 2025 (UTC)
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*[[:File:Archive with Disappearing Sunday Update and date.png]] - was marked for deletion, as "identical", but it wasn't, had a hover-text date on it. Don't know if that's still useful (not being used as a linked image?), but I wouldn't make that my first deletion, especially as it's a linked-to page.
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...needs double-checking, really, to make sure that things that aren't totally useless are not thrown out just because they look useless at a glance. [[Special:Contributions/82.132.239.140|82.132.239.140]] 18:57, 4 December 2025 (UTC)
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:Good catch, and now fixed. Thanks for letting me know! <span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 16px;">--'''''[[User:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#FF0000">DollarStoreBa'al</span>]]<sup>[[User Talk:DollarStoreBa'al|<span style="color:#00873E">Converse</span>]]</sup></span> 18:59, 4 December 2025 (UTC)

Latest revision as of 19:01, 4 December 2025

Speak through the interdimentional portal

My mistakes

General Chitchat and such[edit]

Hey, as per your comment on Main Page#Create my user page, I created your pages. Welcome to the wiki! Please always remember to sign your comments with --~~~~, and ask in the Community portal if you don't know something. If you want, you can read the the Editor FAQ! Welcome. --FaviFake (talk) 18:02, 25 February 2025 (UTC)

Thanks! DollarStoreBa'al (talk) 19:11, 25 February 2025 (UTC)
hi btw :) ⯅A dream demon⯅ (talk) 15:11, 27 February 2025 (UTC)
hello, how are you doing this fine morning, my dear fellow? DollarStoreBa'al (talk) 16:03, 27 February 2025 (UTC)

Hiyo[edit]

I'm trying to lurk less and be friendly so I just thought I'd ah drop in :) ⯅A dream demon⯅ (talk) 15:53, 3 March 2025 (UTC)
Bello. me editor guy who edit much. edit fun! DollarStoreBa'al (talk) 17:00, 3 March 2025 (UTC)
hahahahaha edit fun indeed. ⯅A dream demon⯅ (talk) 15:20, 4 March 2025 (UTC)
Question: How do you add those user boxes that you have on your page? Those would be nice to have. DollarStoreBa'al (talk) 16:52, 6 March 2025 (UTC)
copy and paste this and remove the nowiki tag:

{{Userbox | border-c = #255 | border-s = 1 | info-s = 9 | id = alastor jumpscare | info = [[User:Definitely Bill Cipher|This user has a pet cannibal deer.]] | float = left}} and replace it with what you desire, for example:

{{Userbox | border-c = #255 | border-s = 1 | info-s = 9 | id = ;) | info = [[User:DollarStoreBa'al|This user _____ ]] | float = left}}

⯅A dream demon⯅ (talk) 14:50, 11 March 2025 (UTC)

Dude thanks! DollarStoreBa'al (talk) 13:48, 17 March 2025 (UTC)
You're very welcome dear. WEE WOO ⯅A dream demon⯅ (talk) 14:18, 19 March 2025 (UTC)

Wow[edit]

Am I so cool that I got a mention on your user page just because I showed you how to make userboxes? I mean, if I am... thanks. ⯅A dream demon⯅ (talk) 14:44, 25 March 2025 (UTC)

Yes. Yes you are. DollarStoreBa'al (talk) 15:43, 25 March 2025 (UTC)
YAY TYSM i will get you free jambalaya for you immediately due to that (if you're into that) ⯅A dream demon⯅ (talk) 14:19, 28 March 2025 (UTC)
No need. Also, I see you're from Louisiana. DollarStoreBa'al (talk) 03:44, 29 March 2025 (UTC)]]
Haha or maybe I just like jambalaya :). Also you are not 4029 hHHA ⯅A dream demon⯅ (talk) 14:17, 8 April 2025 (UTC)

The 5s and Es and Os[edit]

Reply to this if you've figured out what the meaning of the thingy on my user page is.

it's base 3 Caliban (talk) 09:07, 9 April 2025 (UTC)
 :O ⯅A dream demon⯅ (talk) 14:31, 9 April 2025 (UTC)
Nope! I'll give you a hint: talk to sam. DollarStoreBa'al (talk) 14:33, 9 April 2025 (UTC)

https://voca.ro/1Akmh0zRqa8Q Caliban (talk) 16:02, 9 April 2025 (UTC)

uhhh...DollarStoreBa'al (talk) 20:41, 11 April 2025 (UTC)
sorry, that's not it. Don't know what to say to that.DollarStoreBa'al (talk) 17:54, 14 April 2025 (UTC)

You have one week! Hint: beep boooop --DollarStoreBa'alConverseMy life choices 16:30, 6 May 2025 (UTC)

Morse code? BobcatInABox (talk) 19:33, 8 May 2025 (UTC)
Morse code of what? You are very, very close.--DollarStoreBa'alConverseMy life choices 20:47, 8 May 2025 (UTC)

Time's up! If you put this into [1] and click play, you get the intro to Bad Apple. --DollarStoreBa'alConverseMy life choices 14:44, 13 May 2025 (UTC)

It's better than 2869: Puzzles BobcatInABox (talk) 11:11, 14 May 2025 (UTC)

Want to do some repetitive work?[edit]

Hey dollar, I noticed you're very active here! I don't have a ton of time, but I recently overhauled the template {{comic}} to add many new features. While we figure out Header text, would you be interested in editing the contents of about 50 pages (the early xkcd comics) to make these new features work? It's a lot of repetitive work, you'd just need to make the same small edits on 50 pages. (If you're interested in why the OG comics were in a different order, see LiveJournal). Just let me know and I'll finish the documentation for the template! --FaviFake (talk) 17:13, 24 April 2025 (UTC)

What exactly would I be doing to get these features to work? DollarStoreBa'al (talk) 17:18, 24 April 2025 (UTC)
If it isn't super-complex wikitext things I can totally help! --DollarStoreBa'al Converse 19:21, 24 April 2025 (UTC)

Right so you'd just need to move things around and remove some useless code. This process adds a second white navigation bar at the bottom to browse the OG comics in the original order. You can follow this example. The steps are:

Start from comic number 4:

  1. Based on the short sentence written above the explanation, add "ognumber =", "ogprev =", and "ognext =" (so the navbar can work)
  2. Add "oglink =", and move ONLY the link from "before" to "oglink" (so from HTTPS://..... until the end of the link, move that to "oglink")
  3. Now, from the edit preview, copy the original title.
  4. Delete everything in "before =" now that you moved the link
  5. Add "ogtitle =" and paste the original title that you copied.
  6. Finally, in "titletext", add two couples of apostrophes ('') in these places: https://imgur.com/a/BewKKr1
  7. Now save the changes, and click the new white "Next >" button you just created to go to the next one!

And you're done! It's much simpler when you try it. Of course you don't have to do it, feel free to work on the header text! --FaviFake (talk) 20:41, 24 April 2025 (UTC)

me am do. --DollarStoreBa'al ConverseFaviFake (talk) 11:05, 26 April 2025 (UTC)com/wiki/index.php/S--FaviFake (talk) 11:05, 26 April 2025 (UTC)pecial:Contributions/DollarStoreBa%27al My life choices 20:51, 24 April 2025 (UTC)

Oh and I added friendly errors for when you forget to add one of the "og" labels. Just note that if you don't provide "ognumber", the cool white navbar won't show up. Remember to always insert a pipe before a label, like this "| ognumber =". And once you get to comic 55 you're done! That's the last one --FaviFake (talk) 20:58, 24 April 2025 (UTC)

Hey, I don't really understand where I'm supposed to put these. --DollarStoreBa'al ConverseMy life choices 21:01, 24 April 2025 (UTC)

Nevermind, I got this. --DollarStoreBa'al ConverseMy life choices 21:05, 24 April 2025 (UTC)

Erm nope the OGnumber, OGprev, and OGnext you should take from the first sentence above the explanation. For example 24 says it's sixth. Anyways, I found a pretty big bug in the template, so I guess we should stop until it's fixed. The Original title doesn't show up! Arghhh! I'll fix it.
I'll let you know when you can continue. Thanks! --FaviFake (talk) 21:18, 24 April 2025 (UTC)

alright, sounds good! Dang tho. Let me know and I'll get right back to it. --DollarStoreBa'al ConverseMy life choices 13:45, 25 April 2025 (UTC)

Hey, I, um, undid all your edits because they broke the template haha. I guess this was more complex that I thought! Don't worry, I'll finish them myself over time. I'm more experienced than I thought it seems! Thanks for trying to help anyways! --FaviFake (talk) 18:52, 25 April 2025 (UTC)
Reviewing them, it seems you were not isolating the link correctly and leaving there some HTML elements that closed other open HTML elements that weren't finished! It did look, interesting, at least! --FaviFake (talk) 18:55, 25 April 2025 (UTC)
So sorry about that, I noticed those random Html elements. Thought they were part of the bug. oops. --DollarStoreBa'alConverseMy life choices 22:45, 25 April 2025 (UTC)
No worries! --FaviFake (talk) 11:05, 26 April 2025 (UTC)

excuse me[edit]

but it appears you have discovered that I was a spammer in a past account or maybe this account. who's to say anymore? anyway i'm trying to fix that hehe ⯅A dream demon⯅ (talk) 14:02, 7 May 2025 (UTC)

template[edit]

What is a template? What’s a

trout.png

Whack!

You've been whacked with a wet trout.

Don't take this too seriously. Someone just wants to let you know that you did something silly.
and

WhaleSmash.jpg


Smash!

You've been squished by a whale!
Don't take this too seriously. Someone just wants to let you know you did something really silly.

?
If it looks weird, click edit Aprilfoolsupdate!(talk) 12:20, 7 August 2025 (UTC)

I'm assuming you're asking what a template is and not about sea life. Templates are basically shortcuts that we use for commonly used things. For example, {{cn}} creates [citation needed]. You can create one pretty easily. I made those because they're commonly used on Wikipedia, and wanted to transfer them here. --DollarStoreBa'alConverseMy life choices 13:41, 7 August 2025 (UTC)
how can I create one? Aprilfoolsupdate!(talk) 13:21, 7 August 2025 (UTC)
Here's something that may be able to help: {{AprilFoolsHelp}} --DollarStoreBa'alConverseMy life choices 13:43, 7 August 2025 (UTC)
thxxxxxxxxx Aprilfoolsupdate!(talk) 13:46, 7 August 2025 (UTC)
You are very welcome! I hope you are excited to start contributing to the wiki! --DollarStoreBa'alConverseMy life choices 13:46, 7 August 2025 (UTC)
By the way, please don't be afraid to ask me any questions at all. If I can, I will help! --DollarStoreBa'alConverseMy life choices 13:48, 7 August 2025 (UTC)
Thanks DollarStoreBa'al, which is {{Thx$store}} (if I can call you that)

Template Tips[edit]

Ok. Sorry, needed to get that out of my system. Thank you for the supplement. Truly. It's a good warning. Just please don't start randomly insulting people towards the end. This is a wiki. Speak the facts, and nothing more. In this case, the facts are:

  • Templates are easy to create.
  • It's useful to learn from other templates.

Those are the facts. Now, you're done. Don't go on to insult them about how they're too stupid to do something useful.

No insult intended, no mention at all of stupidity, just the obvious eagerness. Tried only to give caution not to run before you've learnt how (and, ideally, where) to walk. All edits show up, to anyone looking. The initial query had not been answered, when I started the reply, and I had to hastily rewrite things to fit back in on the end.
To the above, I'd add:
  • Know what purpose your template will have.
That way you're less likely to create something that you later regret, give or take a rename/delete. (If you want anything totally deleted, it may take a long time, a meanwhile you can only edit it 'clear', but still findable and the history checkable.) Most templates are not there to add pictures of sealife, but to grease the wheels of common (or not so common) Explanation page scenarios. And we might even thank you for a good shortcut for something we maybe never realised was needed before.
For a more technical 'manual', Help:A quick guide to templates might be a useful next read, and from there jump around into other Help: items. There's a lot you can do, though you certainly won't want to use it all right from the start. Take your time and know why you're doing something, as well as what'.
Good luck for the future, I've probably said as much as you need me to say for now. 82.132.246.73 17:39, 7 August 2025 (UTC)
While this is very useful, it would be nice if you posted this on User:Aprilfoolsupdate!'s talk page. He's the one learning the ropes, and it would probably be very useful to him. --DollarStoreBa'alConverseMy life choices 17:47, 7 August 2025 (UTC)

Requests/favors[edit]

If you need anything done, reach out to me! I'll let you know what I can do to help you! --DollarStoreBa'alConverseMy life choices 19:49, 15 August 2025 (UTC)

Hi DollarStoreBa'al, are you good enough to have the link to my user page? Aprilfoolsupdate!(talk) 01:57, 18 August 2025 (UTC)

Done! --DollarStoreBa'alConverseMy life choices 15:56, 18 August 2025 (UTC)

Hello again Darling :D[edit]

I'm back after the summer hello sir O) ⯅A dream demon⯅ (talk) 13:59, 26 August 2025 (UTC)

A fellow school-based follower of the truth, I see! Welcome back, and I wish thee well on your adventures. --DollarStoreBa'alConverseMy life choices 14:00, 26 August 2025 (UTC) P.S. I use monobook style now.

Category thing[edit]

Hey, can someone tell me why my talk page is on 'pages to delete?' -- DollarStoreBa'al (talk) 18:08, 27 August 2025 (UTC) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

I have tracked it down to this edit by User:Aprilfoolsupdate!, where they used a (fairly useless and unnecessary) template (that they created themselves) called Template:Thx$store to thank you for helping to teach them the process of creating a new template. Since I marked that template for deletion, when the comment calls for the template, it also marks your talk page for deletion. I have changed it so that the template is replaced with the text that it would substitute in and your page is no longer marked for deletion. Also signed off your unsigned comment. 42.book.addictTalk to me! 18:30, 27 August 2025 (UTC)
When someone says "I have tracked it down" you know they mean business. Thanks, that's quite reassuring. Another mystery IP (not sure if it's the same guy as today) did warn him not to make meaningless templates. Of course, I also made a meaningless template, so.... --DollarStoreBa'alConverseMy life choices 18:33, 27 August 2025 (UTC)

Wikipedia:Sockpuppet investigations/ltbdl[edit]

they think we're the same person, ha. raeb 02:29, 2 September 2025 (UTC)

I did not think this is what I would come back to. That's wild and hilarious.
They are raeb
And I am Dollar
And we are not the same person

--DollarStoreBa'alconverse 13:42, 3 September 2025 (UTC)

OMG THEY BANNED YOU WTF? I've pleaded your case, but idk if they'll respond. --DollarStoreBa'alconverse 13:49, 3 September 2025 (UTC)
Okay, wait a second. A checkuser does checks on User IPs. If you were found guilty, that means that you were editing under the same IP as me. By any chance, do you go to school in Lincoln, NE? --DollarStoreBa'alconverse 14:04, 3 September 2025 (UTC)
one, revert your case pleading, it's silly and won't help, and two, we're "very unlikely" to be the same person according to checkuser, don't panic. maybe link them here. (i don't go to school in lincoln.) raeb 15:00, 3 September 2025 (UTC)
Ok, now it's weird. I didn't know you couldn't have alt accounts, even if you explicitly stated that they were, indeed, alt accounts. Seems a bit strict if you ask me. Also, 1+1=Window, not Yes. --DollarStoreBa'alconverse 22:53, 3 September 2025 (UTC)

Can you please help me[edit]

I helped you with the userboxes. Now I need your help. How do I get my sig to be something besides what it is now? ⯅A dream demon⯅ (talk) 19:34, 9 September 2025 (UTC)

Hi there, Tori here. If you want to change your signature, go to your preferences page on the top right of the website (it's next to your Talk page and Watchlist). Scroll down until you see the signatures section and change it. If you need help figuring out wikitext, feel free to shoot me a message on my talk page! 42.book.addictTalk to me! 01:32, 10 September 2025 (UTC)

Template:what if? chapters[edit]

Sorry, but what's the point of creating a template for what if chapters? What do you intend to use it for? 42.book.addictTalk to me! 16:28, 3 October 2025 (UTC)

I intended it as a workaround in order to edit two pages at once. (those being the blog page and the chapters page). I noticed there was a discrepancy between the tables on the two pages, and I created a workaround for it. Also, it's faster than copy-pasting, now that the load times are astronomical. --DollarStoreBa'alconverse 16:30, 3 October 2025 (UTC)
Sounds good! 42.book.addictTalk to me! 16:40, 3 October 2025 (UTC)

Ok I'm sorry but I had to change it back. Here are a few drawbacks:

  1. Now people reading our summaries can't edit them directly.
  2. The history is gone. You should've moved the page, not copy and paste. Both for copyright attribution (see WP:CWW) and for maintenance, to see when and why something was added.
  3. Now we need to transclude the table on 1 more page (servers!), and the pages that were already transcluding the page (except what if? (blog)) now are transcluding both the page AND the template.

And most importantly: there wasn't any discrepancy between the pages that transcluded the pages, just as there is no discrepancy now. The table was the exact same.

Could you explain what discrepancy you saw? The code and text behind the original What If? Chapters page, the blog page, the new template you created, and any other pages transcluding What If? Chapters was truly identical (and still is, just with the added issues listed above.).

Also; templates are not supposed to be edited frequently. A template is created in order to save time writing the same code on dozens or hundreds of pages. The table both needs to be edited and is only transcluded on a few pages. These are the pages in which the page was transcluded: [2] --FaviFake (talk) 10:04, 4 October 2025 (UTC)

There were just some chapter summaries I saw that were different between the blog page and the chapters page. I'm not angry about this, thanks for bringing up the points which I am not advanced enough to see. --DollarStoreBa'alconverse 12:55, 6 October 2025 (UTC)
Huh, that's odd. The only difference between the two is that the last header cell on the left becomes highlighted in yellow when transcluded. --FaviFake (talk) 19:16, 7 October 2025 (UTC)

Current signature.[edit]

I've noticed that your signature does <all the fancy stuff><NEWLINE><space><timestamp>. Might be a good idea to remove the <NEWLINE> before the (presumably auto-appended) <space><timestamp> as it currently puts your

timestamp like this.

Which is probably not what you'd intended. 82.132.245.74 20:47, 4 November 2025 (UTC)

......Nope, didn't intend that. I'll see if I can fix it. (not signing this because... well, you know) --DSB -- DollarStoreBa'al (talk) 21:12, 4 November 2025 (UTC) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)
I've found the issue. I was trying to make my signature in times new roman using Template:TNR. This template uses div for it's styling. For some reason, it's inserting </div> between the signature and timestamp rather than after. Is there a way to get the </div> to go after the timestamp rather than before (which is what I was intending)? Thanks! --DSB -- DollarStoreBa'al (talk) 21:18, 4 November 2025 (UTC) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)
Standard advice is to not use div-tags in your custom .sig, for exactly this reason. You should be able to do the same (except for the undesired newline-forcing) with span-tagging where you invoked div-tags.
The way it rendered (must basically have been subst:ed between what you used and how it renders), I didn't know you'd used the TNR template. If that's for character-length reasons then a "TNRspan" template (or something not four characters longer, if you're extremely tight for space) would have to be used.
Or change the TNR so {{TNR|span=yes}} will specially 'return' you your no-Div version (that's the nice-looking version; you could also have it do something like responding to {{{1}}} being "s" or "1", if you can only afford to extend by two extra characters). That makes the one template dual-use, instead of making another template.
TIMTOWTDI. But you'll know what you want to do, I can only give vague pointers. 82.132.245.74 22:22, 4 November 2025 (UTC)
Weird. I changed the TNR template to <span> instead of <div>, but upon testing it's still doing that weird newline thing. -- DollarStoreBa'al (talk) 14:11, 5 November 2025 (UTC) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)
Finally fixed. I can't get the timestamp to also be TNR, but at least it doesn't auto-newline. --DollarStoreBa'alConverse 14:15, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
That looks not too bad, though the timestamp is sans-serif again. Though might' in part be browser-dependant as to how it looks (mine may react only to the 'serif' and not the full 'Times New Roman', giving a TNR-like serif-font that works good adjacent to the non-specific choice of sans-serif font. Also, at first glance, there's a mystery as to why the timestamp is BOLD+ITALIC (or maybe STRONG+EMPHASIS, for the pedants).
The structure is probably as follows, rewritten just for visual representation/explanation. Formatting that you do is in ()s, my explanatory notes are in ** and * pairs:
**start of 'fixed text' signature insertion**
  (SPANopen style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 16px;")
    --
    (BOLD+ITALICstart)
      (LINKpage)User:DollarStoreBa'al
      (LINKtext)
        (SPANopen style="color:#E3C6BE")
          DollarStoreBa'al
        (SPANclose, i.e. end:style="color:#E3C6BE")
      (LINKclose)
      (SUPERSCRIPTopen)
        (LINKpage)User Talk:DollarStoreBa'al
        (LINKtext)
          (SPANopen style="color:#CC9A8B")
            Converse
          (SPANclose, i.e. end:style="color:#CC9A8B")
        (LINKclose)
      (SUPERSCRIPTclose)
    *expected to be an /implied/ (BOLD+ITALICSclose), here*
    *check HTML source for why not?*
  (SPANclose, i.e. end: style="font-family: Times New Roman...etc")
**end of 'fixed text' signature insertion**
**start of 'timestamp' signature insertion**
  *BOLD+ITALICS is still active?*
  *but all /other/ formats ended by the most recent (SPANclose)*
  14:15, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
**end of 'timestamp' signature insertion**
Without looking at exactly what you're doing behind the scenes, I'm not entirely sure, but I think the {{TNR}} includes a close-Span tag, preventing that from 'rolling on' into the timestamp bit.
Exactly how the BOLD+ITALIC rolls on, I don't know without checking the HTML source. Might be an intentional function of the wikimarkup-to-HTML conversion that 'remembers' that formatting and reapplies it as necessary, at least until a 'forced' end-of-scope (end of a Div or P tag, a Br/Hr monotag, new ordered/unordered list item (or changing the list-level), table cell/row transitions, and then there's the next (same/different) ":"-prepended indented follow-up lines and (of course) double-newlines) to force even no-prefix lines into paragraph-breaks. All of these (and other less obvious wikimarkup scenarios) probably translate to a hard /div closure in the HTML.
Does {{TNR}} currently close its own Span? Does removing that Span-end let it 'roll on' over the timestamp? If you do that, does the insert-signature process close off all remaining Spans after the timestamp? (Normally, a signature is followed by a newline+newline or at least a newline+:nextlinehasindents, but if you add a P.S. comment after a timestamp that benefits from an unclosed formatting rlling through, does anything add a closure to stop it rolling through onto the P.S...? Can't test this, myself, directly, but it'd be interesting to find out!)
Note that I don't know if you intended TNR to be used anywhere else. But by changing it from Div-based to Span-based it changes how it looks if I "use it here

", and if you then make it so that it open-Spans but never close-Spans then it would change the appearance of this paragraph even further.

...ouch. Actually, I had assumed it would currently (as 'span-only', opening and closing) not linefeed, browserside, but currently it adds a forced break, and doesn't even have any way of knowing how many indents (if any) to add before the continuation text.
Though if nobody else is using it for anything else, it shouldn't matter. Just pointing out that (if they are) changes you make to fine-tune your signature could have collateral effects for other people who use TNR when it does one thing but then find that it's doing another thing.
Creating a template 'just for your own use' is Ok-ish, but you might just want to note its purpose and (current) peculiarities in case someone thinks that it's intended for a more general purpose, and in a more logical manner than you've had to make it 'work' just for you.
It's also known for templates to contain imbalanced markup, with either how it is used or the presence of a second 'closing' template (see {{cot}} and {{cob}}, that mark the 't'op and 'b'ottom of a 'co'llapsable area) making the final result properly balanced in the end. But mostly you'd expect internal closure of anything the template started, whether Spanny or Divvy in nature, or justify it and make it obvious without digging through the actual template-code itself.
But I don't know how useful all of this is, to you or those coming along afterwards (before or after further template tweaks, etc). I'm just trying to pass on everything I think could be helpful, knowing that a lot of it could be 'beyond helpful', i.e. actually quite irrelevent. If not incomprehsible. (If not wrong, given I can't even test many assumptions, directly!) But here it is, anyway. HTH, HAND. 82.132.244.89 16:24, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
I'm using the TNR template because it looks cool, but it also does have a purpose. It's used in early Taglines and header texts. --DollarStoreBa'alConverse 16:53, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
Having tried many things, I've found that including the TNR template at all is messing up the timestamp. I'll see if there's another way to include the template without that, but idk if there is a way. In the meantime, here's my new Sig: --DollarStoreBa'alConverse 17:25, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
((I researched,cchecked and wrote the following followup whilst you were replying, just aboce. You've answered some of my points, plus seem happy with as it is now, but still posting it given the thought I put into it... ;) Not that I actually think that it's necessary as helpful as I might have hoped it to be, in the end! Absolutely no reply expected, if you're happy to say nothing more.))
Ok, actually looked at the HTML source, now, neutering the 'raw' markup, whitespacing it and adding **commentary**:
**start signature, fixed text**
**default formatting**
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 16px;">
 **formatting is now TNR**
 --
 <b>
  **formatting is TNR+Bold**
  <i>
   **formatting is TNR+Bold+Italics**
   <a href="/wiki/index.php/User:DollarStoreBa%27al" title="User:DollarStoreBa'al">
    **formatting is TNR+B+I and a link..**
    <span style="color:#E3C6BE">
     **...which is coloured**
     DollarStoreBa'al
    </span>
    **back to TNR+B+I link, no colour**
   </a>
   **back to TNR+B+I, no link
   <sup>
    **TNR+B+I+Superscript**
    <a class="mw-selflink selflink">
     **TNR+B++Sup and a link (to this page, in this specific instance)**
     <span style="color:#CC9A8B">
      **TNR+B+I+Sup link is coloured**
      Converse
     </span>
     **TNR+B+I+Sup link, no colour**
    </a>
    **TNR+B+I+Sup, no link**
   </sup>
   **TNR+B+I, normal-script again**
  </span>
  **this should have removed TNR, *and* the 'inner' B+I too...**
  ** (Although this is not what you wanted, it's what you should get!) **
  **...but apparently we're now just with B+I**
  ** (This might be my own browser's interpretation, not everyone's.) **
  **this is the inbuilt transition between fixed-sig and time-sig**
  **a space is here, then...**
  14:15, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
 </i> ** (Your signature markup does not ask for this!) **
 **just Boldness left**
</b> ** (Your signature markup does not ask for this!) **
**neutral format again**
**end of signature**
What goes with the "TNR+B+I" going to "B+I", I don't know. Unless they've changed the HTML spec regarding this in the last decade or three.
The wiki-server back end was smart enough to add the close-Italics and close-Bold, at the end of the signature (perhaps, knowing that these were imminent a 'smart' error-checking by the browser's HTML-renderer let their formats persist, when otherwise they would not have? ...odd, but possible). Possibly it would have also closed the TNR-span, after the B-closure,cif not already asked to do so by the end of the TNR-template?
...so...
  1. First 'fix', remove the </span> from TNR. See how that affects any newly applied signatures (it won't change old ones).
  2. Also see how/if it changes the indent-loss above my "...ouch" line, above.
  3. Also also chase down if TNR gets used anywhere else in this wiki, at the moment, and check that you've not broken anything else that other people might have used it for.
If the first fix works and the third thing isn't a problem (ignore the second issue, I'm happy for it to change), then you're sorted. Otherwise (no fix, or even further broken in ways that aren't any good for anyone) reverse the change to where it works best for everyone and accept it not working precisely how you think you want it.
If it fixes, as suggested, I'd also be interested how signing with ~~~~ and more text works. (i.e. does it TNR the "and more text"?) Not that it's important, just my own curiosity.
And think about a more advanced explanation on TNR's page, if it's going to be 'an odd template' in any way, like being Span-opener without being a Span-closer.
That's all. Over to you, nothing more I can do (I could change TNR's code, but not then test it with your signature), but maybe I've done enough to help. Without too much confusion. I'll let you sort the rest out on your own, unless there's anything specific that arises to follow-up with. 82.132.246.131 17:45, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
tbh I'm good. Besides, I have no clue how to convert that raw HTML into usable wikitext (idk how to code, planning to learn someday). Either way, works fine. Also, you commentary has made me realize how complex my sig actually is. Times New Roman+Bold+Italics, which is a link which is colored. -- DollarStoreBa'al (talk) 19:21, 5 November 2025 (UTC) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)


Ummm... Do you know that your current signature is sort of 'unmunged'? As in, you're making the markup show by 'escaping' the markup characters entirely so they don't (properly) act as markup, but as literal text. (You had it working ok(ish), not sure when it went wrong, without scrolling through your Talk contributions.) 82.132.236.186 17:34, 22 November 2025 (UTC)

Addendum - had a deeper look, it was broken for 14:00, 20 November 2025, for Talk:3170: Service Outage, but had worked until 20:27, 19 November 2025, for Talk:3168: Beam Dump. Whatever you did to your profile, between those two times, maybe undo it? Wasn't caused by any public page edit (like the TNR-template), nor can I think of how you'd break that without being obvious. Anyway, FYI.
(My guess is that you copied it out to somewhere, to edit, that thing auto-obfuscated the markup for its own visual reasons, then the copy back was done of the 'ruined' markup version. I haven't gone through it with a toothcomb, to see what your intended hanges may have been. And maybe you even intended this... Until I read a page 'normally', not just zourcewise, I hadn't spotted that your long signature-markup was now so... 'literal'. And can't imagine it should be. ) 17:57, 22 November 2025 (UTC)
I may or may not have INTENTIONALLY unchecked 'treat above as wikitext', simply to confuse people :) --DollarStoreBa'alConverse 00:08, 23 November 2025 (UTC)
"Complicated signatures contain a lot of code ("markup") that is revealed in the edit window, and can take up unnecessary amounts of narrative space, which can make both reading and editing harder." -WP:SIG 42.book.addictTalk to me! 02:10, 23 November 2025 (UTC)
Your signature literally has more characters than mine. --DollarStoreBa'alConverse 02:24, 25 November 2025 (UTC)
Does it matter? Your un-wikitexted signature takes up far more characters than 255 (498 to be precise). It's also a pain in the ass to read and is bound to confuse anybody who sees it. 42.book.addictTalk to me! 02:48, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

WP:REDIRECT[edit]

As per Wikipedia policy, redirects are only to be made for typos that are "likely misspellings (for example, Condoleeza Rice redirects to Condoleezza Rice). Note: this criterion typically does not apply to redirects from typos in the template namespace; consensus is that such typos, unless they are very common, should remain as red links until they are fixed." 42.book.addictTalk to me! 03:19, 11 November 2025 (UTC)

Ahhhhhhh. Alright, noted. -- DollarStoreBa'al (talk) 14:17, 11 November 2025 (UTC) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)
GOD DAMMIT!!!! --DollarStoreBa'alConverse 19:05, 11 November 2025 (UTC)
Easily done. Don't worry. I nearly intervened myself, but thought you might fix it yourself soon enough.
it also makes me wonder if you have any opinions about this recent idea that you reminded me of, if you/42 would consider it useful in such situations. It's not had any other input beyond the fellow anonIP originator, but (wordiness/edit-errors aside) I like what was said. It's a pity that nobody's even said they don't like it. Or don't understand it. 82.132.246.151 20:14, 11 November 2025 (UTC)
I did skim through it a bit the other day when it was posted, but it was so dense that I probably only remember/understand 50% of it. The IP editor made some pretty good points, but it's not like I'm very good at making templates either. Maybe User:FaviFake or User:Lettherebedarklight can do something about it. 42.book.addictTalk to me! 20:34, 11 November 2025 (UTC)
I'm not actually too sure about this. How would be let newer users (who may not know about the template) to retrosign? --DollarStoreBa'alConverse 20:37, 11 November 2025 (UTC)
Well, those who don't know how to (or that they have to) sign probably aren't the target audience. ;) There are plenty of templates that even I probably wouldn't remember until I went looking for what's there, or found out about by someone else using it. (It's how I know about {{outdent}}, for example.)
But the principle's simple enough. Duplicate the unsigned templates as retrosigned ones, and remove the nagging bit. Favi or Darklight could do it simply enough, if they think there's reason to. I could do it, except for the little matter of not being allowed to. Also, I'm not the one trying to sell the idea, just seemed an apt de-stresing comment for the circumstance we had. (Nice though this conversation is, it really needs the propsal(s) to be replied to, if anything.) I'm just hoping you feel calmer, now, Ba'al... :p 82.132.245.237 03:42, 12 November 2025 (UTC)

──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── Wait was that proposal written by you, IP? The format seemed AI-generated but i really did not read it for more than 10 seconds. FaviFake (talk) 18:38, 12 November 2025 (UTC)

Having read it..... yeah, that's about as far from AI generated as you can get. I've seen IP use that format in the past, and the content is very explainxkcd-term heavy. I don't think AI would be able to generate the words 'unsigned templates as retrosigned'. Nobody except us understands what that means. --DollarStoreBa'alConverse 18:52, 12 November 2025 (UTC)
Not me-IP (the IP in the above bit), but probably one of the other long-standing-if-occasional-IPs that there must be.
Also very much me-like, so the linguistic flourishes mesh well with what I understand/might write myself.
In lieu of them saying anything more, themselves, I've already decided to do my bit to try to 'translate' the core idea to Muggle-speak. If I'm able to bridge the gap without being wrong about either/both! 82.132.244.30 19:25, 12 November 2025 (UTC)

3[edit]

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USETHEVISIONFROMYOURCHILDSEYE 204.137.100.1 (talk) 08:19, 13 November 2025 (UTC) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

Oh, hello there! what do you have for us today, codeman? --DollarStoreBa'alConverse 14:22, 13 November 2025 (UTC)
Starting from scratch, and dismissing (for the moment) the possibility of it being the 'cluetext' as a rotating key, the first looks polymorphic, in some manner, as the obvious repeat-letters that the known plaintext will have aren't all repeated in the ciphertext (and repeats in the ciphertext aren't matches in the known plaintext. It's also perhaps not subject to the main fatal flaw in Enigma (other than the "the message-senders use predictable original plaintext" thing) that means that a character never maps to itself, as there are indeed (at least) two same->SAME mappings.
Though given it is mapped to a changed-case (compared to what we expect from code#1) and includes alphabetic-to-punctuation-via-numeric transitions, my first assessment is that (with the exception of spaces being preserved/specially treated, as per usual) it also maps between A-Z input and a wider output.
The most obvious idea is an XOR-based progression (prior code/plain character v.s. each subsequent one), but if done straight from ASCII codes that's going to give you far more weirdness than lower-cass-plus-occasional-punctuation. Which suggests perhaps a more proprietry enumeration/de-enumeration (it's not a shifted-6-bit output, so I won't try a shifted 5-bit input).
...back to the cluetext. It's not the same-length as the ciphered phrase (if it had, I'd have assumed it was concocted as the "one time pad"), either with or without counting the spaces. But perhaps it's a Playfair cipher (less obvious than "PASSWORDPASWORDPASSWORD...", when analysing for patterns), but I haven't got time to check that properly, right now, and I still think there's a non-linear (but trivial) relationship. Perhaps simpler than what I've already thought of.
The 'As and Bs' I haven't yet really looked into, beyond ruling out that it's a direct binary expansion (at least in 8-bits, 28 characters of that, and one spare bit, ignoring the space, or 32x 7-bits plus 1). It seems to be 225 A+Bs (3x3x5x5; so 3x75, 5x45, 9x25 and 15x15 (square, which might' be significant) are the main splits), if I'm not barking up the wrong tree. But I have other things to do right now, so the next flash of inspiration will have to wait. 82.132.231.193 18:03, 13 November 2025 (UTC)
"Agreed. Let's reset. The previous codes both started with 'Transmission X of four'. This looks similar, so it's safe to assume that 'ds4cdebsjbsx u;g6w hf whyb' equals 'transmission three of four'. This is actually very good for us, because we can map each number to their translated version:
  • d=t
  • s=r
  • 4=a
  • c=n
  • d=s (perhaps a mistake)
  • e=m
  • b=i
  • j=s (wait...)
  • b=s????????????????

Cool, that didn't work at all. It's probably double-encoded, or it's using a very strong code (maybe a vigenere?). Whatever it is, substitution doesn't work on it. --DollarStoreBa'alConverse 19:05, 13 November 2025 (UTC)

That was my first-g 82.132.245.151 21:40, 13 November 2025 (UTC)

The Bs and As appear to be either a bacon Cipher (UO LUM E ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ONE TWO ZERO MINUS FOUR ALL CAP) or a Caesar Cipher, though if it's the latter it would need to be double-encoded like last time, because the most coherent option it's giving me is POOP POP POP OP OP OP OOP POP OPPO OP OOP OP P POOP OOP OO OO OPPO POP POP OPPO OO OP OO OPPO POP POO OOP OOP OP P POOP OOP OO OO OPPO POP POP OPPO OO OP OOP OOP OP OP OO OPPO P POP P POOP OOP OO OO OPPO POP OPPO POO OOP POOP OOP P POO OP OOP OP OPPO P POOP P POO OO OO OO OOP OP OOP OP OO OOP OO OO OO OP P PO. Something tells me they weren't trying to make potty jokes.

Based on the fact that we're on this specific wiki, I'll assume that it's the first one for now. It's referencing Volume 0 (I think I know where they got the idea for this). The rest of the numbers are now 110120-4. I'll go check the page. 18:52, 13 November 2025 (UTC)
Page 110120 has this poem on it, in the 'cypher' section:

THE START OF THE TENTH-FAVORITE WORD USED BY BENDER
THE TOON THAT WENT SOUTH WHILE COMMANDED BY ENDER
THE NUMBER OF LIGHTS THAT PICARD SAID WERE ON
AND THE CLASS OF THE PLANET WHERE KIRK SHOUTED "KHAAAN!"
THE RINGS FOR THE MEN MINUS RINGS FOR THE ELVES
AND THE PRODUCT MOD 10 OF A FIVESOME OF TWELVES
THE END OF A CODE NES GAMERS KNOW
AND THE BASE USED TO MODEL HOW QUICKLY THINGS GROW
WHEN THEY'RE XOR'D TOGETHER THE CHECKSUM IS "E"
WHICH WILL TELL YOU YOU'VE GOT THE PENULTIMATE KEY

...This is the penultimate key, if there are four messages. --DollarStoreBa'alConverse 19:05, 13 November 2025 (UTC)
I've not had any further time to look at this, but:
  • If I were devising an actually useful secret code, the first one (which is clearly a character-to-character mapping, though not a static one) would involve a little more trickery than an 'unsalted' progression, and the second (clearly a bitwise represenation) should probably be repackaged back into a full 'alphanumeric' token set (e.g. base64 or UUEncoded 'text friendly' outputs, but perhaps rotated a bit to disguise the tell-tale signs of that kind of output.
    • In fact, I might have used Gray-Code tables, even a mini form of a LZW-ish token-stream compression algorithm, to further thwart analysis by making it not even a consistent change in entropy from original character to the resulting output string. With such a single short 'message', it probably could have defied any realistic form of frequency-analysis, or at least made for hypothetically 'sensible' alternative decodings emerge from parts of the data, when choosing the 'right' wrong decoding methods.
  • However, bear in mind that (though with greater challenges, from the #1 code to #2, so presumably even more for #3) these are codes that are supposed to be cracked. Well, maybe #4 (or even the final set of 4x4 characters that's ultimately puzzle #5) will be 'fiendish'-level, but #3 shouldn't be more than 'devilishly difficult' to work out.
  • I didn't know "Bacon Cipher", by that name, but it looks like you've got that worked out by (assisted) brute force. I might have tripped up over the U+V and I+J equivalences, initially, but the composer has clearly used the 'classical' version in a straight manner.
  • Taking that as done, though, we're left with the backforming of the TRANSMISSION message, if only so we know what (different) apparent nonsense the "x@hc" should become. Where I'd focus, is on what caused "ISSI" to be "bsjb". Why, three characters later, has the encoding ended up on the same output char (could suggest a three-character Playfair key), yet the 'S' characters, positioned "S..SS" became "d..sj" (so not a 3-char key). Positioning the 'clue phrase' against the characters gives "V..I" against the "I..I"->"b..b", so it's not being the same by dint of coincidentally similar transformations from the keyphrase.
But that's still an analysis that I'm doing with the presumption of it being deliberately somewhat obscure (having somehow 'discovered' part of the encoding secret). It's probably only going to be more hidden in plain sight, as part of the 'game', but still helps to know how you'd approach a more deliberately obscure method of coding. Hence how I broke the semaphor one ...well, mostly... without realising that it actually was semaphor. (If you hadn't have settled the Bacon Code solution, I might have tried looking at it being morse-based, with ambiguous character/word boundaries.)
Anyway, when I pop back here and find that you/someone else has fully solved it, I'll probably kick myself for entirely missing the most obvious answer. Also I can't seem get "CE4Q60AE" (or alternatives/variations that I've tried) to give me a checksum of "E" (or 0xE?). So, if that's actually important, I might have something else wrong. 82.132.245.151 21:40, 13 November 2025 (UTC)
YOUARERIGHT 204.137.100.1 (talk) 14:03, 14 November 2025 (UTC) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)
About what? What are we right about? --DollarStoreBa'alConverse 14:04, 14 November 2025 (UTC)

User rights[edit]

I noticed you created my user page but did not create my talk page or give me the rights to do so myself. Why is this the case? GreyFox (talk) 17:25, 24 November 2025 (UTC)

OMG so sorry. Fully forgor. Should be fixed now. --DollarStoreBa'alConverse 02:25, 25 November 2025 (UTC)

Minor edits[edit]

Just FYI, you can mark in preferences under the editing tab for all edits to be marked as minor so that we don't clog up the Recent Changes page so much, as people can click "Hide minor edits". 42.book.addictTalk to me! 21:30, 2 December 2025 (UTC)

...whoops. --DollarStoreBa'alConverse 21:30, 2 December 2025 (UTC)

/WORKPAGE[edit]

Wow. While doing maintenance work, I found your workpage. I've always known it existed, but just brushed it off and let you work alone. I don't know how much it means to you, but I'm really proud and happy of how far you've come. In just a couple months you've been able to make a pretty sizable impact here. By the way, I love the work you've been doing on there. Please keep it up! <3 42.book.addictTalk to me! 10:40, 3 December 2025 (UTC)

It means a lot to me. Thanks for the encouragement! --DollarStoreBa'alConverse 14:00, 3 December 2025 (UTC)

Have another look at the Disappearing Sunday Update images[edit]

...needs double-checking, really, to make sure that things that aren't totally useless are not thrown out just because they look useless at a glance. 82.132.239.140 18:57, 4 December 2025 (UTC)

Good catch, and now fixed. Thanks for letting me know! --DollarStoreBa'alConverse 18:59, 4 December 2025 (UTC)