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| + | :[Ponytail is giving a lecture to a company board containing Hairbun, Cueball, and Megan. She gestures to a chart titled "Vaccinations", showing an upward-curving line chart on top and several box-and-whisker plots beneath.] | ||
| + | :Ponytail: Now, I know you're worried about the variants, but this graph should be encouraging. | ||
| + | :Ponytail: Your rollout is going well. The vaccines are good. They work. | ||
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| + | :[The view pans left, no longer showing the graph.] | ||
| + | :Hairbun: You're just telling us what we want to hear. | ||
| + | :Ponytail: If you think that, you should see the reports from my colleagues who work for COVID. | ||
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| + | :[Close-up of Ponytail.] | ||
| + | :Offscreen: They work for ''who??'' | ||
| + | :Ponytail: Our firm has lots of clients. | ||
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| + | :Caption: Meanwhile... | ||
| + | :[Black Hat is giving a similar lecture with a matching chart to several coronaviruses.] | ||
| + | :Black Hat: Now, I know you're excited about the variants, but this graph should be terrifying. | ||
| + | :Black Hat: We're in real trouble here. | ||
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Revision as of 00:54, 27 April 2021
| Virus Consulting |
 Title text: All our teams make an effort to stay optimistic, but I will say that once our virus division saw the vaccine efficacy data, they started asking for payment up front. |
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- [Ponytail is giving a lecture to a company board containing Hairbun, Cueball, and Megan. She gestures to a chart titled "Vaccinations", showing an upward-curving line chart on top and several box-and-whisker plots beneath.]
- Ponytail: Now, I know you're worried about the variants, but this graph should be encouraging.
- Ponytail: Your rollout is going well. The vaccines are good. They work.
- [The view pans left, no longer showing the graph.]
- Hairbun: You're just telling us what we want to hear.
- Ponytail: If you think that, you should see the reports from my colleagues who work for COVID.
- [Close-up of Ponytail.]
- Offscreen: They work for who??
- Ponytail: Our firm has lots of clients.
- Caption: Meanwhile...
- [Black Hat is giving a similar lecture with a matching chart to several coronaviruses.]
- Black Hat: Now, I know you're excited about the variants, but this graph should be terrifying.
- Black Hat: We're in real trouble here.
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In a way telling the virus the 'bad' news actually should get them to work on more variants, so in a way Black Hat is encouraging COVID to mutate faster :S141.101.104.5 14:52, 27 April 2021 (UTC)
Anyway we don't get an answer to the question in the third pane. "They work for W.H.O.?". Hopefully this will be answered in a later comic. Inquiring minds want to know. --141.101.69.211 11:32, 28 April 2021 (UTC)
- Huh? the answer is that they work for "COVID". the who question is more of a statement of surprise that COVID is a client (and isn't related to the WHO orgaization). 172.69.34.52 19:29, 28 April 2021 (UTC)
- That "WHO" might be an extra layer of jokes...--141.101.105.228 00:21, 29 April 2021 (UTC)
Shouldn't that be: "They work for whom?" 162.158.94.104 09:53, 29 April 2021 (UTC)
- "WHOM" as in "World Health Organization - Maybe" ? --141.101.104.149 22:53, 5 May 2021 (UTC)
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