3180: Apples
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 Title text: The experimental math department's budget is under scrutiny for how much they've been spending on trains leaving Chicago at 9:00pm traveling at 45 mph. |
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In the comic, a group of three "experimental mathematicians" has experimentally confirmed the answer to a math story problem that might normally appear in elementary school: "If Cueball has seven apples and Hairbun has five, how many apples are there?" Cueball counts the two groups of apples and states that the total is twelve. Blondie agrees that this is noteworthy.
Most people with a basic level of math would represent this as 7+5=12 and be confident of the answer without needing to count groups of physical objects. However, the title text states that there is an entire experimental math department dedicated to testing out common story problems in the real world, as if there was some doubt that the theories were sound.
It may also be an allusion to the most basic step of human mathematics, that of realising that seven of any conceived item plus five more of it will be twelve such items in total, and that numbers alone can therefore represent items without there being actual items to prove their own totals. Early accounting methods initially used proxy representations of the items, in a form of hybrid literal/symbolic manner, which meant that the combining of numbers of apples and combining numbers of livestock could be considered almost as different concepts, even though they had the same total sum applied only to different products.
It is possible that this Experimental Mathematics department has been working on this particular level of problem, as part of a mostly pre-mathematical culture. They are just now checking that 7 apples plus 5 apples equals 12 apples, after perhaps extrapolating from the recently confirmed fact that (e.g.) 7 sheep plus 5 sheep equals 12 sheep. Their theory that this extends to apples (and any other items they have tested before this point) has so far not managed to support the null hypothesis in which it might not.
Many branches of science have a known division between the empirical approach (gathering direct evidence or practically demonstrating that something works) and the theoretical (developing abstract models that fit the available information without fully testing them). High-quality experiments tend to be difficult and expensive, so rigorous testing is normally reserved for problems that someone considers sufficiently important or interesting. Math often deals with numbers and situations that cannot be reliably reproduced. The department's focus on confirming what most people already know may face difficulties when applying for grant funding. In reality, experimental mathematics is the branch of mathematics which uses computation as opposed to "pure" deductive proof methods. This does not involve "verifying" simple arithmetic, but could encompass e.g. calculating long runs of the digits of pi in search of patterns that may not be 'obvious' from known principles but which could be proven once identified as a candidate for proof.
On top of the simple problem that requires simple addition (and possibly subtraction) to fully understand the answer of, the title text goes on to cover a slightly more complicated schoolroom mathematical problem, one which generally requires at least some understanding of multiplication and division (though more advanced problems of this type might require moving into the realms of algebra, and the nature of simultaneous equations in particular). These may take the analogous form of a train (or other vehicle) setting off at a given time and constant speed along a given hypothetical route, and comparing that against other trips made to/from the same location. As with the hyper-practical experimentations with the number of apples, these more advanced queries are being investigated by directly examining the real-world incarnations of the terms of the problem. It seems that enough identical repetitions have been attempted, at least of a particular Chicago-departing rail service, to have worried those who oversee the financial accounts. (Presumably the accountants at least know enough about numbers to know that the acceptable number of purchased train tickets plus yet more purchased train tickets is adding up to more train tickets purchased than the accountants can consider to be justified.)
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- [Hairbun and Cueball stand at the left of the panel. Blondie stands at the right. Between them are two piles of apples, one of seven apples (stacked four on the bottom, two in the middle row, and one on top) and the other of five apples (stacked three on the bottom, and two on top).]
- Cueball: Okay, with my seven apples added to your five, we have ... let's see ... twelve apples!
- Blondie: Incredible!
- Blondie: Perfect agreement with the theory!
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As heretical as it is, I almost want to keep the explanation just like this KelOfTheStars! (talk) 00:09, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
I wasnt going to ruin it, when I saw it like that. But now it's been expanded, I've added in my own thoughts on the subject. Namely elemental number-theory, i.e. the possibility of counting any item just like you count any other item, plus what's going on with the title text, including a slightly kludgy call-back to the fact that (to have a budget, that must have people succesfully counting expenditures and purchased values) the Exp. Maths Dept. has clearly trained people in the use of numbers enough for them to now be awkwardly snapping at the heels of the EMD querying the justifiability of at least one of their ongoing studies. (Not sure how long my thoughts will actually last, though, in the light of further editing. But I hope at least some of what I'm getting at will be successfully distilled into any more succinct version.) 78.144.255.82 01:05, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
Twelve apples! <*thunder rolls*> Ha! Ha! Ha! BunsenH (talk) 04:36, 13 December 2025 (UTC) Add comment
