| title = Find You
| image = find you.jpg
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| title = Why Do You Love Me?
[[Cueball]] asks "Why do you love me?" to [[Megan]], a fairly common question that couples ask each othe
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| title = Just Alerting You
| ogtitle = Just Alerting You (Monday's drawing)
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#REDIRECT [[104: Find You]]
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#REDIRECT [[58: Why Do You Love Me?]]
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| title =You Hang Up First
...hookups in a daze as you slowly realize what you've lost and how unlikely you are ever to get it back first.
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| title =Close to You
...r {{w|Carpenters (band)|Carpenters}} song, "{{w|(They Long to Be) Close to You}}." The actual first verse goes like this:
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#REDIRECT [[698: You Hang Up First]]
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#redirect [[348: Close to You]]
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| title = I Know You're Listening
[[Cueball]] occasionally says "I know you're listening" aloud in empty rooms. The idea is that, with nobody listening
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| title = When You Assume
| titletext = You know what happens when you assert--you make an ass out of the emergency response team.
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| title = Things You Learn
...ems of information plotted by two criteria: a horizontal "How Bad Is It If You Don't Know [THING]" axis and a vertical "How Easy It Is To Grow Up Without
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| title = All You Can Eat
...by|My Hobby]]" series, this comic shows [[Randall]] wishes to prepend "all-you-can-eat" to random stores. With the exception of the pet store, which sells
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| title = Nice To E-Meet You
At first, Cueball considers simply saying "Nice to meet you!", a typical greeting used when meeting someone in person. However, he note
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...bove have [{{fullurl:Special:Contributions|contribs=newbie}} just joined]. You can do it too! Create your account [[Special:UserLogin/signup|here]].</div>
You can read a brief introduction about this wiki at [[explain xkcd]]. Feel fre
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...Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.|{{w|Mark Twain}} ([https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mark_Twai
...u're so wrong. I'm backed by Snopes, Wikipedia, and a half-dozen journals. You're citing .net pages with black backgrounds and like 20 fonts each.
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...image while standing about a foot away from the screen (although obviously you can't read the text on the image while staring at the center).
...maller images, which are seen with the same level of detail (remember that you're supposed to be looking at the center of the image). This is because the
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:If you post: you sound like
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In the last frame Megan is bewildered by this result and asks ''"What did you do!?"''. Cueball suggest a course of action which mimics a common error mes
:Megan: I'll take a look. You have the ''weirdest'' tech problems.
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...very interesting to have indeed, especially if you are Black Hat, because you could veto any federal law, a power normally entrusted only to the {{w|Pres
...ulty going where you want or getting any balls that might be in play where you want them to go in a changing friction environment, angular momentum would
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| titletext = If you read all vaguebooking/vaguetweeting with the assumption that they're saying
...kely that the .rar file just contains trash files, instead of the download you wanted.
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| titletext = 'Well, no further questions. You're hired!' 'Oh, sorry! I'm no longer interested. There's a bunch of future
...n and cliched job interview question here asked by [[Hairbun]]: ''Where do you see yourself in 5 years?'' The interviewer is attempting to see where the j
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...ho was a prominent figure in an earlier stage of the Hundred Years War. As you can see, the {{w|Pawn_(chess)|pawns}} (foot soldiers) on the right side of
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:Cueball: What? Who are you?
:Man in Red Cape and Goggles: Are you a blogger? I play one of you at our festivals!
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...he cosmic background radiation, you can pick up lingering echoes of 'I Got You Babe'.
...ry 2 with the clock radio on his nightstand invariably playing ''{{w|I Got You Babe}}'' by {{w|Sonny & Cher}}. Eventually, his character improves and he f
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...ing along several times faster than evolution could possibly have prepared you to go
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:Cueball: "Atop 3,000 tons of rocket fuel, where ''else'' do you think they were headed?"
:Cueball: That burn was so harsh I think you deorbited.
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...ld turn out to be the more compelling presidential speechwriter, but there you go.
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...I... You know, I'm sick of easy targets. Anyone can make fun of emo kids. You know who's had it too easy? Computational Linguists. "Ooh, look at me! My f
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:Voicemail service: If you'd like to leave a message, press "1".
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...ing advantage of the letters being pronounced identically to the pronouns "you" and "I".
:Cueball: Baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd forget about you in a ''heartbeat''.
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...ased on the previous word(s) and what it believes is the most likely words you would use in a sentence containing the previous word(s).
Megan asks what happens if you begin a new message by just using space to automatically create a text. Cue
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...early as good as the first — which could be said about most sequels, but you get the point.
:Ponytail: So... what've you been up to?
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This comic is all about college laundry habits and how as time goes by, you end up just throwing clothes on the floor and then wearing them again.
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