{{comicsrow|417|2008-04-30|The Man Who Fell Sideways}}
{{comicsrow|274|2007-06-08|With Apologies to The Who}}
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{{w|Michael Phelps}} is an American {{w|Olympics|Olympic}} swimmer, who could easily be considered the best swimmer worldwide: he is the most decor
:Phelps: Ha hah! Can't catch me!
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...You want me to pick up waffle cones? Oh, right, for the wine. One sec, let me just derive your son's credit card number and I'll be on my way.
[[Cueball|Cueball's]] friend (who also looks like Cueball) explains the {{w|principle of explosion}}, a class
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...hould NOT honk solely because I stopped for a pedestrian and you're behind me.
...e title text further elaborates on this, saying in essence: "Don't honk at me just because you're impatient that I stopped for a pedestrian."
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...g it was the weekend. Anyway, the first version of this strip was drawn by me and then written by Doug. I redrew/wrote it and now you are reading it! Coo
...e-guy: Well, you might as well call into question all of human experience. Who really knows what world someone else sees?
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...t me to the authorities, but because I had the device they couldn't charge me.
...d that he mentions it is his device in the caption, it must be [[Randall]] who managed to create this device. The physicists are also likely more angry th
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...|Michael Jordan}}, a very popular and accomplished {{w|basketball}} player who played for the {{w|Chicago Bulls}} and the {{w|Washington Wizards}}. His na
:Cueball: Pickup artists are dehumanizing creeps who see relationships as adversarial and women as sex toys.
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...would be hard to direct fans to the band's website. As an example, someone who hears "www.thedottumblrdotcom.com" might instead write it out as "www.the.t
:For me, "...Dot tumblr dot com" has been gradually replacing "...would be a good n
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...that right now, because it's depressing how much better at this he is than me.
...get serious. The girl in the comic wants someone who can see every part of who she is and still love her.
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{{w|Hypochondriac}}s are people who worry obsessively about their health, often looking up symptoms on the Inte
:Cueball (thinking): Seriously!? '''''This''''' is what gets me? I wasted so many hours on WebMD worrying about the rash on my arm!
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...r also caught fire in [[1693: Oxidation]], but this time she knew for sure who did it, so no direct relation to this comic, except the poor luck Megan has
.... She has an audience consisting of Cueball standing in front of Black Hat who is sitting and leaning back in a chair and Danish standing behind him.]
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...in character vampires do not need to be slain, but she then turns on those who tries to do so in real life on the message board.
...ight board, now infesting their own site. The third picture is of a person who has tried to dress up like a {{w|goth}} vampire, even commenting on the dar
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...who is mentioned in the comic as the only blogger to actually do this, and who also appeared in comic [[345: 1337: Part 5]] in this guise.
...y joins in" theme behind the commercials. The teacher is [[Miss Lenhart]], who was first properly introduced in comic [[263: Certainty]], but may have mad
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...|Where's Wally?|Where's Waldo books}}. To not give anything away for those who wish to search for him themselves there will be no spoiler here. But if som
The title text is a reference to the phrase "Show me the money!" which originates from the film ''{{w|Jerry Maguire}}''.
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| titletext = Hi! Someone call for me? I'm a superhero who specializes in the study of God's creation of Man in the Book of Genesi-- H
...w|Entomology}} is the study of insects. Instead of calling Entomology-Man, who could probably help with fighting off the mantises, they have accidentally
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...to any movie where a record scratch plays and the protagonist says "that's me".
...ext) is the name of {{w|Renesmee Cullen#Renesmee Cullen|Renesmee Cullen}}, who is the baby born in the book and movie {{w|Breaking Dawn}} to parents Edwar
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...st cemetery, where the headstones just had names and star ratings. Freaked me out. When I got home I tried to leave the cemetery a bad review on Yelp, bu
...ible explanation for the title text is that the headstones are from people who gave the cemetery star ratings and were then murdered, having their given r
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...about the stability and user interface features of the app, left by users who actually never experienced its core functionality (simply because they neve
:Reviewer 4 (White car): ★☆☆☆☆ App did not warn me about tornado.
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...ite in it on the train, and wait for a shy-looking girl to sit across from me.
...ing in his journal, is sitting to the right across from Megan to the left, who sits with her arm on her handbag standing on the seat next to her. The wind
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...ible problem in an aptitude test, as it is disadvantageous to have someone who is easily nerd sniped working for you.
:Black Hat: This has led me to invent a new sport: Nerd Sniping.
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