# 1017: Backward in Time

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 Backward in Time Title text: People tell me I have too much time on my hands, but really the problem is that there's too much time, PERIOD.

Clicking the image at xkcd.com links to this spreadsheet, which Randall used to calculate the times and dates for the comic. It also has a lot of other percentages and dates, so take a look if you are interested.

## Explanation

Cueball/Randall creates this formula which helps him wait for long stretches of time which goes increasingly faster into the past as more time goes by, which gives him the effect of looking like the time goes by quickly. Which assists in the waiting process.

As far as the actual math is concerned, the formula is an exponential function (i.e. the variable appears in the exponent). The effect that the function grows faster and faster as p grows, is due to T(p) being exponential. More precisely, when you repeatedly add some constant to the exponent, you will repeatedly multiply some (other) constant with the value of the function. Compare how "slow" a value grows by adding even high values (1, 1001, 2001, 3001, 4001, 5001…) and how fast it grows by multiplying even low values (1, 10, 100, 1000, 10000, 100000…)

Finally, the result is subtracted from the current date for aesthetical reasons. The formula could tell you "20 years ago", or it could read "February 1992". Randall decided the latter would be better.

There is actually a mathematical error in this comic; the inverse function in grey writing off at the bottom right of the main formula involves a square root, when the actual inverse of Randall's main function would involve a cube root. In addition, this function does not contain the current date, meaning that T, in the inverse, refers to how long ago a point in time was, rather than the point in time itself. When the T in the inverse is 20, it means that the date referenced by T is 20 years ago.

The punchline "Swoosh!" is about how fast the last few percents of Cueball's download happen in "such a rush". For most humans waiting for a download to complete tends to become really boring and progress would instead seem to get slower and slower.

Percent Amount of Time Ago Around This Time: Explanation of Time Period
0% Now (As of the comics writing this would have been Feburary 15 2012) N/A It is Singles Awareness Day.
7.308% December 18 2011 Kim Jong-il Dies, US Leaves Iraq ...
10% Sep. 2011 N/A This would be around the date of the tenth aniversary of the 9/11 Attacks. Randall also got married around this time.
20% 2008 N/A The Marvel movie Iron Man is released. Barack Obama wins the election and becomes the 44th President of the United States.
30% 1997 N/A OJ Simpson was found liable for the deaths of Nicole Brown and Ronald Goldman. OJ owed the two families \$35.5 million. Princess Diana died.
31.12% February 1995 Windows 95 Debuts, OJ Found Not Guilty The OJ Simson trial was a famous trial where OJ was tried for the murders of his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ronald Goldman. DNA evidence almost proved his guilt, however the defense pointed out the evidence wasn't collected correctly and could have been cross contaminated. Because of this, the jury found OJ not guilty of the double murder.
40% 1958 N/A In 1958 the European Common Market is created, Khruschev gains control of the USSR and the first American satellite, Explorer 1, is launched into orbit.
47.91% 1844 Rubber Vulcanized, Bicycle Invented, Wrench Patented ...
50% 1776 N/A On July 4th, the American colonies declared independence from Great Britain. This event started a 7 year war, in which, the colonies won their indepence. This heralds the start of The United States of America.
60% 405 AD N/A The War of Radagaisus started. Radagaisus lead a group of about 100,000 men across the Alps into Rome. The three remaining Sibylline Books were burned. The Sibylline books were a series of nine prophesies written by an old woman (it has never been found out who, but most likely a Cumaean Sibyl. It is said that they were offered to the last Emperor of Rome, Lucius Tarquinius Superbus, who refused to buy them twice, which resulted in three books getting burned for each denial. She then offered them back to the emperor for the same price and, at last, the Emperor bought them. The Roman Senate took control of the books and was extremely protective of them. The books were initially put under the care of two guardians, increasing to ten, then to fifteen. However, after eight centuries, a Roman General called Stilicho ordered them to be burned as they were being used to attack the government.
70% 22,000 Years Ago N/A ...
70.33 24,Years Ago Caves Painted, Ceramic Art Made. Neanderthals Extict ...
80% 671,000 Years Ago N/A ...
90% 55 Million Years Ago N/A ...
90.42% 68 Million Years Ago First flowering plants. Chicxulub impact kills off most dinosaurs. ...
100% 13.76 billion years ago Universe begins. First stars ignite. ...

Note that as of the time that this page was last cached, the comic was uploaded at 15.417765978423% progress.

## Transcript

When I have a boring task to get through — a three-hour lecture, a giant file download, or a long term point goal in fitocracy — I use this formula to convert the percentage completed (p) into a date:
T=(Current Date) - (e^(20.3444*p^3+3) - e^3) years
When the task is 0% done, it gives today's date, and as I make progress, I move further and further back in time
(inverse given in lighter colors)
Inverse: p = sqrt((ln(T+e^3)-3)/20.3444)
[Line Graph explaining the correlation between completion percentages and temporal deltas.]
0% = now (Date of comic is 2012-02-14T00:00-0500, approx. 1329195600 UNIX)
10% = September 2011
20% = 2008
30% = 1997
40% = 1958
50% = 1776
70% = 22,000 years ago
80% = 671,000 years ago
90% = 55 million years ago
100% = 13.8 billion years ago
It moves slowly through the first few years, then steadily accelerates. I tuned the formula so the time spent in each part of the past is loosely proportional to how well I know it. This means I hit familiar landmarks with each bit of progress, giving me a satisfying sense of movement.
[The following are panels detailing completion percentages, correlated time periods, and notable events from this time period.]
7.308% December 18, 2011
Around this time:
Kim Jong-Il dies. US leaves Iraq.
31.12% February 1995
Around this time:
Windows 95 debuts. OJ found not guilty.
47.91% 1844
Around this time:
Rubber vulcanized, bicycle invented, wrench patented.
70.33% 24,000 years ago
Around this time:
Caves painted, ceramic art made. Neanderthals extinct.
90.42% 68 million years ago
Around this time:
First flowering plants. Chicxulub impact kills off most dinosaurs.
100% 13.76 billion years ago
Around this time:
Universe begins. First stars ignite.
[Cueball watches a download progress on a laptop in amazement and happiness. Megan stands nearby and looks at Cueball with a bemused posture.]
Cueball: Swoosh! Watching all that time blur past is such a rush!
Megan: So...you've tried to make an extreme sport out of...waiting.
Cueball: Swoosh!

# Discussion

That spreadsheet is going to need updating in the future. Jimmy C (talk) 20:30, 6 November 2012 (UTC)

If you're running Excel, the formula is =SUM(EXP(20.3444*(B8^3)+3)-EXP(3)) BlueRoll18 (talk) 10:43, 14 June 2013 (UTC)

I find it more aesthetically pleasing to have the time running forwards; starting with the big bang and ending in the present day. Which reminds me strongly of the introduction to the Big Bang Theory series. Popup (talk) 09:27, 28 June 2013 (UTC)

I am not sure, but it looks like Randall acted up the inverse. It has no reference to the current date, and I am not sure, but I think it should be a cube root. 72.70.180.234 19:39, 21 October 2013 (UTC)

It does indeed reference the current date. Note the T in ln(T... --141.101.98.63 03:58, 27 April 2016 (UTC)

There's almost a meta-joke here in that all that figuring and calculating would certainly kill a lot of time. 108.162.238.65 14:52, 15 September 2019 (UTC)

This page is ruining my Wikipedia LOL, https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1051:_Visited Apollo11 (talk) 16:11, 11 April 2024 (UTC)