| title = Can't Sleep
| titletext = If androids someday DO dream of electric sheep, don't forget to declare sheepCount as a long int.
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| title = T-shirts
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#REDIRECT [[23: T-shirts]]
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| title = I Don't Want Directions
...e big field, but my GPS knows that, too. This would be easier if you weren't about to ask me to repeat it all back to you.
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#REDIRECT [[783: I Don't Want Directions]]
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| title = T-Cells
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#REDIRECT [[1299: I Don't Own a TV]]
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| title = I Don't Own a TV
.... This might lead to someone feeling embarrassment when admitting they don't have a television.
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#REDIRECT [[1347: t Distribution]]
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| title = t Distribution
| titletext = If data fails the Teacher's t test, you can just force it to take the test again until it passes.
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#REDIRECT [[1349: Shouldn't Be Hard]]
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| title = Shouldn't Be Hard
...functionality into it. Even more abstractly, a random silicon crystal can't do anything at all until someone has applied a complex industrial process t
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#REDIRECT [[2397: I Just Don't Trust Them]]
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| title = I Just Don't Trust Them
:Cueball: I just don't trust them, and I don't want to put something they developed into my body.
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#REDIRECT [[2590: I Shouldn't Complain]]
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| title = I Shouldn't Complain
...= Bald-faced hornets are only a 2 on the Schmidt pain index, so I shouldn't complain. The tennis ball ejected from the dryer exhaust vent could have ri
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Don't be a jerk!
There are a lot of comics that don't have set-in-stone explanations; feel free to put multiple interpretations i
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...character in every comic. In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_zwyJ6IYR0#t=1451 his talk at Dartmouth], [[Randall Munroe|Randall]] discusses his why h
...Some black hat hackers are simply so detached from the real world they don't understand that others suffer; others may have led rough lives and been thr
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:Cueball: I can't believe you're so wrong. I'm backed by Snopes, Wikipedia, and a half-dozen
:Conspiracy theorist: You didn't win the argument!
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...ile standing about a foot away from the screen (although obviously you can't read the text on the image while staring at the center).
...detail (such as change in color), which Randall uses to explain why we can't read at night.
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...dern world. Many politicians use SMS-speak in cases when their message isn't in danger of the character limit, but where they are appealing to a younger
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...ture superintelligent humans/computers transcend our comprehension, we can't predict or even understand what will happen after the singularity. One inte
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...if it didn't then nothing would happen because wishing on eyelashes wouldn't work.
...way to get to his new one. He also requires it to be free, so money wouldn't be a problem.
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...titute most of the internet, enough to cause serious damage if Google wasn't historically altruistic (as altruistic as a for-profit company can be). In
...the original poster wants to use the Internet while on the toilet, but can't get a {{w|wi-fi}} signal there.
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:Beret Guy: Oh man, I don't know! Let's find out!
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...aid crazy things online. Will we even say "online" 400 years from now? Won't the internet be everywhere, and everyone on it all the time in their retina
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...when Phil starts kissing her in the morning, Rita comments that he wasn’t so affectionate the previous night. It is therefore left in doubt if they d
...didn't end that way. When Bill Murray finally slept with Rita, it '''didn't''' break the loop.
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The title text refers to the fact that the sign doesn't really know how many more miles the driver may travel, and that it may be m
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...n even more convincing refutation, snarkily implying that NASA really hasn't done anything spectacular since 1969.
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| titletext = Of the two Garfields, you wouldn't think the cat would turn out to be the more compelling presidential speechw
...t that any calendar used is just a social consensus and since nature doesn't know the day of the week he simply suggest making this Monday into a Saturd
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...lephone has a {{w|rotary dial}}, rather than a {{w|touch tone}}, so he can't "press" 1.
...d '90s could often use both). Modern {{w|voicemail}} systems regularly don't support pulse dialing, so even selecting "1" on the rotary dial would not c
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...is the same number of planets featured in this comic (786 planets). It isn't clear whether this is a coincidence or Randall purposefully waited for the
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...ean more than "few", while others will argue the opposite or that it doesn't matter), making this comic [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=
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...ous". This is about the use of the letter <nowiki><c></nowiki> which doesn't have a unique sound on its own, most often representing a {{w|Voiceless vel
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...I am so sorry– that's never happened before." because the software doesn't know what to do.
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...othes<sup>[<em>[[2420:_Appliances|1]]</em>]</sup> as they wouldn't move the clothes about.
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