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Cost Savings
Unfortunately, my scheme to trick NASA has now taken over a decade longer than planned and has run way over budget.
Title text: Unfortunately, my scheme to trick NASA has now taken over a decade longer than planned and has run way over budget.

Explanation

This comic depicts a ridiculous scheme, concocted by Cueball, to dupe various representatives at NASA into doing a menial task for him; specifically, he wants them to build an ordinary shed in his yard. NASA, being the National Aeronautic and Space Administration, is not associated with hobbyist carpentry and certainly cannot be conventionally ordered to build a shed on a needy citizen's property[citation needed]. Thus, Cueball takes a sly approach, trying to mask his true intentions in a long-winded cost-cutting presentation about a proposed satellite launch. Initially, it appears he is suggesting various ways to improve the cost/hassle of launching a satellite into orbit, but soon the suggestions become less about making the satellite's construction and launch more efficient and more about constructing a random structure on the ground, each one getting closer and closer to "Ditch the satellite idea and build a shed in my yard."

The title text is a humorous reference to the many, many project delays and unforeseen expenses that arise during the process of sending a rocket into space. It implies that Cueball has been attempting this scheme for long enough that it mirrors the setbacks a team would experience if they were actually sending a satellite into orbit. The James Webb Telescope is one such satellite which was very delayed, as already mentioned in prior comics, notably xkcd 2014.

Transcript

[Cueball is standing in front of a framed graph on a wall, pointing at it with a short stick. The graph is a bar graph with steadily decreasing bar heights. Hairy and Megan, seated, are looking on from behind a desk.]
Cueball: By lowering the planned satellite orbit, we can reduce the size of the launch vehicle required.
Cueball: We can reduce costs further by eliminating the satellite entirely in favor of an aerial platform.
Cueball: Some equipment could be moved to a ground-based facility, reducing required aircraft time.
Cueball: Additional savings could be...
[Caption below the panel:]
I'm trying to get NASA to build a shed in my backyard.

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