3193: Sailing Rigs

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Sailing Rigs
I wanted to make the world's fastest yawl, so I made the aft sail bigger, but apparently that means it's not a yawl anymore! It's a real ketch-22.
Title text: I wanted to make the world's fastest yawl, so I made the aft sail bigger, but apparently that means it's not a yawl anymore! It's a real ketch-22.

Explanation

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This comic shows the side profiles of a variety of different sailing boat/ship rigs, not all of which are real.

Type Real? Description Explanation
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Lateen
Yes A single triangular sail. The triangular sail was affixed to a long yard or crossbar, mounted at its middle to the top of the mast and angled to extend aft far above the mast and forward down nearly to the deck. The sail, its free corner secured near the stern, was capable of taking the wind on either side, and, by enabling the vessel to tack into the wind, the lateen immensely increased the potential of the sailing ship. [1]
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Bermuda rigged sloop
Yes A front and rear triangular sail share a mast. Sloop
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Ketch
Yes A sailboat with two masts, where the main mast is taller than the aft mast, and the aft mast is forward of the rudder post Similar to a Yawl
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Gaff rigged sloop
Yes A front triangular sail shares mast with rear quadrilateral sail. A sloop is a sailboat with one mast, typically with two sails mounted on the mast, one ahead and one behind. A Gaff Rig is a sailing rig where one sail is four-sided and controlled by a spar (the gaff) at its top, which is hoisted at an angle to the mast. [2]
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Yawl
Yes Two triangular sails share a front mast, and a much smaller aft mast holds a small aft sail. A Yawls is sailboat with two masts, where the front mast has two sails (One in front of the mast and one behind, known as fore-and-aft rigging, and the aft mast is mounted aft of the rudder post, leading the aft sail to typically be small. Similar to a Ketch.
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Schooner
Yes A sailboat with two or more masts, where all have fore-and-aft rigging, and where the front mast is typically smaller than the main mast
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Ketch-rigged gaff

No The first fictional rig. Resembles a gaff, with the aft sail reduced and two triangular sails mounted above. The resulting shape resembles a vertical ketch.
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Kloop-rigged sketch

No Four or five sails mounted in a nonsensical configuration, with elements from the schooner, ketch, and gaff A mixture of the names of ketch and sloop, poking fun at the unfamiliar and odd-sounding names of some rigs. Adding to the absurdity, the kloop-rigged sketch is neither a sloop nor a ketch. However it is technically a sketch, as "sketch" can mean "drawing"
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Bunkbed rig

No A gaff-rigged sloop mounted on top of a second hull. The name refers to a bunkbed, where a bed is mounted directly above another, and applies this idea to a ship, mounting a hull directly above another. While boats with multiple hulls do exist, these are always mounted side-by-side to guarentee stability. Mounting a hull above another would be a terrible idea, as the upper hull would be ineffective when raised above the water, the lower hull might become submerged and sink, and such a tall boat would be unstable causing it to fall over. The comic is funny due to this absurdity, due to boat's obivously extreme design being so far outside what someone would expect a boat to look like
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Flettner rig

Yes, though not typically called a rig The rectangular outline of a cylinder with motion lines around it, indicating a Flettner rotor A Flettner rotor is a right circular cylinder with disc end plates which is spun along its long axis. As air passes across it the Magnus effect causes an aerodynamic lift force to be generated in the direction perpendicular to both the long axis and the direction of airflow. In a rotor ship, the rotors stand vertically and lift is generated at right angles to the wind, to drive the ship forwards.

Flettner rotors were previously mentioned in 3119

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Oops, all spinnakers

No Three masts each with a sail billowing in front A spinnaker is a real type of sail, where a boat is propelled by a large sail directly pulled by the wind, similar in principle to a parachute. However, "Oops, all spinnakers" is not real, as spinnakers are only practical for smaller craft, and if multiple spinnakers are mounted in a row the earlier ones may disrupt the airflow to the later ones[actual citation needed]. It does not appear that there are any real boats propelled by more than one spinnaker.[actual citation needed]

The name of the rig is a reference to the Cap'n Crunch cereal type that became a meme, Oops! All Berries, which has also been referenced in 2256 and 2719.

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Keel rig

No Three sails in a ketch arrangement, but mounted to the keel, which would typically put the sails underwater. The book Heaven, by Ian Stewart and Jack Cohen, features an aquatic protagonist who is introduced as sailing a surface-craft with underwater-'sails' (and above-water 'keel'), due to the switched nature of his usual environment.
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Kite rig

Kind of All sails are replaced by two groups of kites, each tied to the mast with their own independent line. A kite rig is a real thing, where a kite is deployed from a boat or ship to catch the wind and pull the vessel along. This rigging is used in various types of vessel, most commonly kite surfing, but occasionally other vessels too, up to trials with cargo ships [3]. However, the real kite riggings typically use one large kite optimised for catching the wind, rather than many small kites optimised for flying (as depicted) which would likely get tangled and not pull much on the ship.
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Longsail rig

No A bermuda rigged sloop with the aft sail extending ~5 times as far back, well beyond the end of the hull. While not technically impossible, such a long sail would likely be suceptiple to damage from the wind, as well as potentially making it hard to control the boat.
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Deckhand obliterator

No All sails replaced by an anchor that swings around the mast on a chain, similar to tetherball. Any deckhands (crew) on the deck could be knocked off or fatally hurt if the anchor passes through their space.
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Offset rig

No Gaff rigged sloop sails are mounted on a mast that is offset (forward) from the hull via an underwater extension of the keel. The extreme mechanical advantage of the sail, potentially combined with the uneven weight, would make this rigging hard if not impossible to control.
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Mastless rig

Kind of A single sail is directly to the hull of the boat, without any mast holding it in the wind. As depicted the sail would provide little to no useful propulsion, as it would not be high enough to effective catch the wind. However ships do exist without sails, such as ships not powered by wind[citation needed], or more rarely inflatable sails (e.g. [4]), which use air rather than a mast for rigidity. While not intentiional, it is concievable that the drawing depicts an inflatable sail in its deflated state.
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Unclassifiable chaos rig

Arguably Includes elements of the schooner, yawl, lateen, and possibly others. While this specific rig is almost certainly fictional, there are many ways to rig a ship, some of which are difficult to classify.

The title text is a pun on a Catch-22, a no-win situation in which the thing needed to succeed would cause it not to succeed or not to be necessary. For instance, "the only way to qualify for a loan is to prove to the bank that you do not need a loan." Per the main panel, a ketch is similar to a yawl but has a larger aft sail, so increasing the aft sail of a yawl effectively turns the yawl into a ketch. However this is not technically true, as the distinction between a yawl and ketch is based on whether the aft sail is mounted forward or aft of the rudder post, although a yawl with a large aft sail may be difficult to control.[actual citation needed]

Transcript

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[The comic contains views from the side of boats, each with a different sailing rig. All boats are oriented to the left of the comic.]

  • Lateen [a single triangular sail]
  • Bermuda rigged sloop [a front and rear triangular sail share a mast]
  • Ketch [two triangular sails as above, with an additional triangular sail on a second rear mast]
  • Gaff rigged sloop [front triangular sail shares mast with rear quadrilateral sail]
  • Yawl [two triangular sails share front mast and a much smaller aft mast holds a small aft]
  • Schooner [two triangular front sails share foreward mast with quadrilateral center sail. An aft mast supports a quadrilateral aft sail]
  • Ketch-rigged gaff [Resembles a gaff, with the aft sail reduced and two triangular sails mounted above. The resulting shape resembles a vertical ketch]
  • Kloop-rigged sketch: [Includes elements of ketch and sloop]
  • Bunkbed rig [A gaff-rigged sloop is mounted on top of a second hull]
  • Flettner rig [The rectangular outline of a cylinder with motion lines around it]
  • Oops, all spinnakers [three masts each with a sail only attached to the top]
  • Keel rig [three sails in a ketch arrangement, but mounted to the keel]
  • Kite rig [all sails are replaced by two groups of kites, each tied to the mast with an independent line]
  • Longsail rig [bermuda rigged sloop with the aft sail extending ~5 times as far back, well beyond the end of the hull]
  • Deckhand obliterator [all sails replaced by an anchor that swings around the mast on a chain, similar to tetherball]
  • Offset rig [gaff rigged sloop sails are mounted on a mast that is offset (forward) from the hull via an underwater extension of the keel]
  • Mastless rig [a single sail is attached where the mast would normally be mounted, flapping around freely]
  • Unclassifiable chaos rig [includes elements of the schooner, yawl, lateen, and possibly others]

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Discussion

Here before all the "here im first" comments TheTrainsKid (talk) 05:06, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

I can't help but notice that he forgot about cutters. PDesbeginner (talk) 05:07, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

:D Qwertyuiopfromdefly (talk) 05:15, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Flettner Rig may refer to https://xkcd.com/3119/ 73.225.91.80 06:19, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Yes, but also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flettner_rotor 130.76.187.47 12:57, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

I see Randall has taken up a new hobby :D 152.115.135.109 08:21, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Perhaps. I presume that the entire comic is in service to the pun in the title text. Philhower (talk) 13:44, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Wikipedia does have a kite rig web page. That's a real thing, but usually not as pretty as here. And I suppose you could do helium balloons. Robert Carnegie [email protected] 85.115.54.203 11:46, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Why is this page (alone of all the comics, as far as I've seen) mirrored? The comic image, text, angle of the italics, etc. are all reversed on both the comic page and the front page. Stock Safari on iOS 16.7.12. D5xtgr (talk) 14:03, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

"Troll revision". Got it, mystery solved. Though I'm a bit surprised that raw styling like that's allowed, not just wiki markup. D5xtgr (talk) 14:09, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

I remember looking through all kinds of rig-types when trying to describe (and/or explain) a prior comic with a particular sailing ship design on it (some time ago, not sure which one). Might well be that Randall's been looking at the same page as I did. ;) 92.23.2.208 14:44, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

The offset rig one could be a reference to speed record sailboats. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vestas_Sailrocket) For torque reasons, they have the mast mounted on a horizontal boom and offset far off the side of the boat. Though on the other hand, speed record boats have this boom above the water, and only have single sails. 2600:4040:2C96:4700:953D:B3CC:B3DB:2C2E 15:19, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

The definition of yawl is wrong. What matters is not position of mizzen relative to rudder post, but to water line. Ketches often have the mizzen mast behind the rudder.

Cropped images

I brought over the Template:CSS image crop from enwiki and added cropped images to the table and…it doesn't look quite as good as I had hoped. Perhaps they need to be scaled down. Still, my patience for finding all the boundaries and entering them is at an end, so ~~perhaps someone else can make it look better without doing a lot of work. Not sure. good luck. (I forget how this was done in prior explanations, ugh. Maybe in a better way. I forgot to look before doing this work.) JohnHawkinson (talk) 15:29, 13 January 2026 (UTC)

Bunkbed rig could also be reference to a Hydrofoil, the idea that the boat moves so fast it climbs out of the water. 198.180.154.20 15:48, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
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