522: Google Trends

Google Trends

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Title text: Obama has been writing Lincoln/Obama erotic fan fiction on his secret livejournal. Excerpt: Lincoln lay back on the bed, nude save for his trademark stovepipe hat. 'Tell me,' he purred seductively, as he and Obama formed a more perfect union. 'When you come, is it 10% ethanol?'

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Explanation

This is one of 52 incomplete explanations: I cannot for the life of me find these "bloggers" that Randall's talking about. The only proof I can find of the supposedly real geographic trend for "men kissing" is this comic. Could someone do a deeper dig and see if they can find Randall's source? Also this thing where the title text is about a car always rubbed me the wrong way, even if it might be true. If you can fix this issue, edit the page!

Google keeps track of which searches are most popular in which regions as part of more general data mining to improve their service. For the enjoyment/education of others, they release select, non-personal parts of this data under the banner "Google Trends."

The first statistic – that "Men kissing" was popular in Utah, a state known for possessing a large population with very conservative social values, including opposition to homosexuality – is real. The others are made up for the sake of the joke. In order:

• "Installing Ubuntu" – Redmond, WA: Ubuntu is a Linux distribution; Redmond, Washington is home to Microsoft, the company that makes rival operating system Windows.
• "Running for President in 2010" – Wasilla, AK: 2010 was not a presidential election year in the United States; Wasilla, Alaska is home to Sarah Palin, a politician known for making such gaffes and who was John McCain's running mate in the 2008 election that occurred a few weeks before this comic.
• "Lincoln Fan Fiction" – Chicago, IL: Abraham Lincoln was the US president from 1861 to his assassination in 1865; Chicago, Illinois is home to Barack Obama, who apparently reads (presumably erotic) fanfiction about the former president.
• "Raptors on Hoverboards" – Somerville, MA: Velociraptors are a favorite xkcd topic; There are also frequently references to Back to the Future as with the hoverboards here. Somerville, Massachusetts is home to Randall Munroe. The speed of a Raptor on Hoverboard is given in 526: Converting to Metric.
• "How is babby formed" – Wasilla, AK: "How is babby formed?" was the title (and most of the content) of an infamous Yahoo! Answers question (see the title text of 481: Listen to Yourself and 550: Density). Wasilla, Alaska is, again, home to Sarah Palin; a few months prior to this comic's release, Sarah Palin revealed that her daughter, Bristol Palin, was pregnant.
• "I hate this website" – Mountain View, CA: Mountain View, California is home to Google's headquarters. The implication is that Google employees are putting "I hate this website" into Google.

With regards to the excerpt Randall provides in the title text:

• Slash fiction is a genre of fan fiction that focuses on homosexual behavior.
• Lincoln/Obama (pronounced Lincoln slash Obama) fan fiction normally should be between Abraham Lincoln and Barack Obama.
• However we later see that Lincoln is a car.
• The "more perfect union" line comes from the preamble to the US Constitution: "We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union..."
• Ethanol is the more scientific name for drinking alcohol, or simply alcohol.
• "10% ethanol" refers to automotive gasoline that includes 10% ethanol (usually made from corn or other vegetables), with the hopes of reducing the dependence on oil for fuel.
• With regards to the title-text, the verb "come" means "to have an orgasm" or "to ejaculate". In this mock slash fiction the Lincoln is supposed to ejaculate gasoline, and expects Obama to do the same.

Transcript

Bloggers were recently amused to discover that,

according to Google Trends, the search term:

"men kissing" is most popular in conservative Utah.

A few other embarrassing correlations:

[A two column table]

Search Term

Top City

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Installing Ubuntu

Redmond, WA

Running for President in 2010

Wasilla, AK

Lincoln Fan Fiction

Chicago, IL

Raptors on Hoverboards

Somerville, MA

How is babby formed?

Wasilla, AK

I hate this website

Mountain View, CA

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Discussion

This comic made me laugh and laugh and laugh, some of it even out loud. Randall for President in 2014! 108.162.219.223 19:24, 10 January 2014 (UTC)

The next election is scheduled for Tuesday, November 8, 2016. Maybe Randall does create a xkcd party and he will run for that job; but I'm pretty sure he won't. --Dgbrt (talk) 20:50, 10 January 2014 (UTC)

That makes me feel sad, he would make a far better candidate than either of the current ones. No matter who gets elected now, America has lost. We can only hope they don't destroy too much. 162.158.2.60 11:47, 7 November 2016 (UTC)

I disagree with the explanation of the the title text; it makes no sense. Why would a car "lie back, nude, with his trademark stovepipe hat"? I think it's a reference to Obama pushing for more ethanol in fuels; the blend now averages at about 10%. Apparently Obama recently backed of increasing the number, but at the time, ethanol was a big political issue. I don't know why "ethanol" in particular, but it being a car is more than nonsensical: it doesn't fit the words. 162.158.60.23 02:24, 6 June 2016 (UTC)

I'm gonna be real I'm pretty sure the "bloggers" he talks about aren't real Rubbish (talk) 17:41, 23 January 2019 (UTC)

Can someone check that "ironic" claim about the daughter of Sarah Palin? I am not deep into that topic, and the wikipedia page is a bit confusing, but if I see it correctly, she became a abstinence advocat AFTER her teen pregnancy. --Lupo (talk) 07:17, 23 July 2019 (UTC)

Could it be that “come” means orgasm? 42.book.addict (talk) 22:57, 23 October 2024 (UTC)

That or "ejeculate" (which may overlap significantly with "orgasm", even in females, although not always in a 1:1 match), almost certainly. Some use the spelling "cum", or leave "come" to make it deliberately ambiguous (or punny) against the term 'to arrive' (itself another possible euphemism!). But I don't see so much intent to allude to "arriving (with) alcohol", so I read it more as a single-entendre from the start. 172.69.194.11 23:36, 23 October 2024 (UTC)

I have added a section about this after some deep thinking. Feel free to correct me if you strongly think that there is an alternative explanation! -42.book.addict 172.69.135.118 22:55, 14 November 2024 (UTC)
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