3252: Ancestral Genomes

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Ancestral Genomes
SUGGESTIONS FOR FUTURE RESEARCH: No further research is needed as it is frankly none of our business.
Title text: SUGGESTIONS FOR FUTURE RESEARCH: No further research is needed as it is frankly none of our business.

Explanation

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A genotype is the complete genetic makeup of an individual, i.e. all of its genes. In humans, genotypes are almost always inherited from an individual’s parents; the two parents’ genotypes combine during sexual reproduction to form the genotype of the child. Mutations do occur, where parts of the DNA change randomly in a way that gives rise to a new genotype, and each human has about 60 such mutations, on average, out of about 20,000 genes. However, most mutations are "silent", i.e. not causing any visible changes. Depending on the behavior of the mutation, and if it even occurs to any gamete cells or those that produce them, it may spread throughout a population, or disappear again, or end up only being present in a certain fraction of the population. Either way, when studying a genotype, it is exceedingly rare to not arise through sexual intercourse, and impossible to spread throughout the population without it. As modern-day genetics researchers, Megan and Cueball should definitely know this fact.

Currently in the United States, topics around sex are at least partially considered taboo. This taboo most strictly covers depictions of sex and nudity in media, which are usually the domain of pornography and less mainstream art forms (e.g. nude photography). Megan defending themselves as not being “weirdos” suggests that she in fact does not want to break the taboo. In academic science however, such topics are generally part of regular scientific discussion, including depictions and descriptions that would be considered offensive in other circumstances. For example, Wikimedia Commons contains many depictions of sexual intercourse for scientific and educational purposes. While some researchers, like the ones depicted in the comic, might be offended by such “lewd” contents, most would regard them well as long as they further the research on the topic at hand. Real-world biologists or geneticists would most likely not be offended by these issues, as sexual reproduction is a common or even predominant topic in both fields. Furthermore, the obscenity of the topic (genetic distributions affected by sexual reproduction) is very low in comparison to fields that deal with intercourse directly. This view seems to be shared by the off-screen commenter in the comic.

What is more problematic, and also addressed by the researcher’s comments, is the privacy of the individuals in the population under examination. Namely, using such data, it might be possible to figure out who had intercourse with whom, possibly reducing the timeframe to within less than a year based on the offspring’s age. However, since the analysis depicted likely takes place over many generations within a population, and is done on historical data, it is likely that the vast majority of the people whose genomes were analyzed are no longer alive. This is supported by the description of the population as “ancestral”. Beyond a certain point, even private data pertaining to deceased people is no longer considered sensitive, as it becomes the subject of history. The only problematic part is the ancestral information for living individuals, which is indeed worthy of protection—but not for the reasons given.

The title text is a reference to 2268: Further Research is Needed, which is based on the fact that most scientific papers contain a section suggesting future research avenues. This is done in the hope that other researchers will pick up where the authors have left off, or to announce the author’s own intentions for follow-up work. However, in this case, Megan and Cueball are both averse to the idea of future research, since as established they don’t think it’s appropriate to do so.

Genetics and sex have also appeared in 830: Genetic Analysis. Presenting outlandish or plain bad/incorrect research has been a common topic, such as in 3129: Archaeology Research and 3000: Experimental Astrophysics.

If the researcher had access to the time machine from the previous comic, they would not need to rely on techniques such as admixture. Though personally using the time-travel ability to manifest oneself at the time and place of every birth and/or conception event to obtain the data necessary to accumulaate the same (or better) ancestral information would probably mean a series of very intrusive invasions of privacy that might well be considered as the actions of a weirdo.

Transcript

[Cueball and Megan are shown, with Megan using a pointer stick to point at a diagram on a poster. The diagram features a top-down tree structure.]
Megan: Our admixture analysis showed that these genotypes arose in the ancestral population almost entirely through sexual intercourse.
Megan: Upon realizing this, we of course promptly deleted all our data.
Off-screen voice: What? Why??
Megan: We're not weirdos!
Megan: Jeez, give these people some privacy!

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Discussion

I'm expecting some reference to the revelation of Neandthalic/etc genes in various branches of our own population, along the way, but shall leave the actual writing to others. 81.179.199.253 18:15, 29 May 2026 (UTC) Sexis canon again! Caliban (talk) 18:31, 29 May 2026 (UTC)

This comic is an interesting contribution to discussion about how science and the public handle privacy issues. For instance a museums finds it okay to display a dead body [1] just because he died a very long time ago. --2001:4091:A241:81DC:350B:874D:E1AA:9FEE 13:46, 30 May 2026 (UTC)

We need more details about Ötzi to better understand how he is related to us. For example, did he play the Steirische Ziehharmonika, and if not, how did he fail to learn it? Was he killed because of Harmonikamusikhass--someone hated accordions and did not want them to perpetuate? His display in a museum would be much more exciting and appropriate with those details. 173.188.194.118 15:18, 30 May 2026 (UTC)
Ötzi probably predates the Steirische Ziehharmonika, unless someone used their time machine to fix the temporal ordering requirements. --2A10:D586:3E93:0:907B:6DDD:C33E:4855 07:52, 31 May 2026 (UTC)

see also 2268 Treeplate (talk) 15:19, 30 May 2026 (UTC)

  • This strip reminds me of 830: Genetic Analysis, where counselor Megan tells Cueball, "... we've analyzed genes on several of your chromosomes, and it's hard to avoid the conclusion: at some point, your parents had sex." --208.59.176.206 19:16, 30 May 2026 (UTC)

Think about how uncomfortable it is to think about your grandparents having sex. It's exponentially worse with your great-great-great-great-great-great-etc-grandparents. RegularSizedGuy (talk) 14:34, 31 May 2026 (UTC)

  • I disagree. I never met my great-great-great-great-great-great-grandparents, and I don't even know what their names were or what they looked like. So I have no specific image of them with which to be discomforted by the idea of them having sex. It may be somewhat uncomfortable to think about them having sex, but considerably less uncomfortable than thinking about my grandparents having sex. --208.59.176.206 05:53, 1 June 2026 (UTC)

While I agree that, in general, the public doesn’t respect the privacy of people who died a long time ago, I think it should be pointed out that this is a real ethical discussion in history and in social sciences more generally. Ethnic studies has really broached the subject of what sources should be available to us, the importance of respecting the people/cultures behind those sources, etc. and historians have been taking note. Ari Kelman’s book Misplaced Massacre is a good example. I think saying that at a certain point privacy is just left to history is a bit reductive.

Salsmachev (talk) 15:30, 31 May 2026 (UTC)
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