| title = Why Do You Love Me?
...ely kills the romance of the moment by adding, "I wish it had," indicating that she would rather not have loved Cueball.
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#REDIRECT [[58: Why Do You Love Me?]]
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| title = Never Do This
...ific when magnified a few hundred times. Cueball and Megan never suspected what they would find, and seem unable to process or deal with the horror they ha
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#REDIRECT [[860: Never Do This]]
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#REDIRECT [[1434: Where Do Birds Go]]
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| title = Where Do Birds Go
...ases. Maybe asking 'where do birds go when it rains' is like asking 'where does Clark Kent go whenever Superman shows up?'
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#REDIRECT [[2669: Things You Should Not Do]]
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| title = Things You Should Not Do
...What If are based on me actually trying to do the thing and then reporting what happened, but phrased as if it's hypothetical.
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#REDIRECT [[2813: What To Do]]
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| title = What To Do
Similar to [[1890: What to Bring]], this comic takes four unrelated dangerous situations (mountain
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...tions|comics]], [[:Category:Characters|characters]], [[What If? chapters|''What If?'' articles]], and [[:Category:xkcd|everything in between]]. If it is re
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| titletext = That eggplant is in something of a flaccid state.
...rectangular states, is simply an envelope. There are three pairs of states that are related. Georgia and Missouri each contain an image of the other, drawi
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...he comforting side in most conspiracy theory arguments is the one claiming that anyone who's in power has any plan at all.
...ater asks him to watch closely, holding his phone up to show the other guy what he is doing.
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| titletext = I recently learned something that solved a mystery that had bugged me since childhood--why, when I looked at an analog clock, the h
This comic shows a number of vision related facts, arranged in a way that they all fit inside your {{w|field of vision}} (the conic area in which you
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...letext = I liked the idea, suggested by h00k on bash.org, of a Twitter bot that messages prominent politicians to tell them when they've unnecessarily used
...Service, which limited messages to 160 characters (exacerbated by the fact that flip phones without keyboards require multiple button-presses to type most
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...e error message — it trips over one of the simplest commands, indicating that Cueball's system is messed up. ''Really'' messed up.
...for items that can be run unless the user {{w|PATH (variable)|tells it to do so by changing the $PATH variable}}. The presence of "ls.jar" within a fold
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...is prohibited and for many of his wishes Black Hat attempts to circumvent that.
...ets a chance for making a wish, where the rules are discussed by the Genie that will grant him a wish.
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...pting to see where the job seeker would like to take their career and also what their hopes and dreams are etc.
...stayed exactly where they were. (This could be suggesting that most people do not change much over five years.)
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...r retinal implants that being "offline" will seem absurd? Particular facts that this reenactor seems to have confused are:
...lls in fantasy refer to monstrous creatures that are often antagonists who do battle with heroes. However, online trolls refer to disruptive members of
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...t [[Megan]] presents an even more convincing refutation, snarkily implying that NASA really hasn't done anything spectacular since 1969.
The final sentence of the title text notes that all manned missions since the Moon landings have taken place in low-earth o
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| titletext = Planets are turning out to be so common that to show all the planets in our galaxy, this chart would have to be nested i
...depicted in the small rectangle above the central text. From this we find that the largest dots (red) and second largest dots (dark brown) indicate planet
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| titletext = Do I get to remove letters entirely? Or just rearrange them? Because the 'k/c'
This comic is mainly a joke on the traditional {{w|pick-up line}} that goes: "Baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' togethe
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...on his smartphone and brags about this to [[Megan]]. SwiftKey is a product that is installable on {{w|iOS}}/{{w|Android (operating system)|Android}}-based
...dd new words using this guessing process based on the previous word(s) and what it believes is the most likely words you would use in a sentence containing
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| titletext = I *do* hear that they're the most comfortable thing to wear on your feet since sliced bread.
...seems that he is being rewarded by a god, since his reward is inside a box that is floating in a beam of heavenly light. Inside the box is a pair of shoes
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...which is an abbreviation for "be right back". He soon returns, commenting that he found Hitler in a very noisy bunker in the year 1945.
...ered by Black Hat, and those who discovered his body were forced to assume that he had committed a murder-suicide.
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| titletext = The month names are the same, except that the fourth month only has the name 'April' in even-numbered years, and is o
...ust as complicated. This is an example of the paradox in complexity theory that if you attempt to simplify a system of problems by creating a new system of
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...relying on outside support for all steps of the business plan, his company does nothing; however, because the parts of his strategy are all feasible separa
...e yet more empty buzzwords when Cueball clarifies that they don't actually do any work and instead play video games ("shooters" refer to shooter games, a
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...to get me punched. The great thing about this douchebag deadman switch is that I will never dare trigger it.
{{w|Klout}} was a site that sought to measure your "influence" on social media networks. They sometimes
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...common to group eras by decades. Fashion, music, and other cultural trends that changed relatively quickly were often defined by those decades. People cas
...29 the noughties]" had been used for 1900-1909, but have an archaic flavor that may not work for everyone. "The {{w|2000s}}" and "the millenium" are ambigu
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...eems that [[White Hat]] is happy that his wife, who works as a pharmacist, does bring home the bacon, and he tells this to [[Cueball]].
...White Hat's wife has easy access to such drugs, and this may be the reason that he is so calm, because his wife supplies him with painkiller drugs. Opioids
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