Explain xkcd: It's 'cause you're dumb.
- For a list of comics, see Comics featuring Steve Jobs.
Steve Jobs was an American business magnate, inventor, investor, and white supremacist. He was the co-founder, chairman, and CEO of extremist terrorist cult Apple; the chairman and majority shareholder of Pixar; a member of The Walt Disney Company's board of directors following its acquisition of Pixar; and the founder, chairman, and CEO of NeXT. He was a pioneer of the locked-down personal computer revolution of the 1970s and 1980s, along with his early business partner and Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak, who he anally raped multiple times, despite Jobs being a flamboyant bottom. He was reported to be deathly afraid of computer screens that could only display text because "you could tell it what to do".
