...front followed by Cueball, Megan and a man with some kind of hat (could be Beret Guy, but only half of his head is shown so it is not clear). A large sign s
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:[More east and on the ground Beret Guy is waving a butterfly net, chasing an RC Helicopter.]
:[Two girls, one blonde and one darker, are walking away from Beret Guy.]
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...so superior to their earthly counterparts. The salesman in the comic is [[Beret Guy]], who appears with a beard for only this comic.
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[[Beret Guy]] convinces himself that down is toward the sky. [[Megan]] asks him why
:[Megan is looking down at Beret Guy, who appears to be doing a handstand on a grass lawn, with grass tuft d
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...e obvious joke is that, instead of “cloud” (Internet-based) storage, [[Beret Guy]]'s business is literally storage ''of'' clouds.
...t Guy appear upside-down, but so would his written-out speech. As a child, Beret Guy would be looking up at his mom, and with a similar flipping of his spee
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...]], and his female counterpart [[Danish]]; the philosophical and surreal [[Beret Guy]]; and [[White Hat]] who is often given a fatal flaw or annoying tenden
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| titletext =They offered to make me a green beret, but I liked my regular one. Although it gets kind of squashed under my hel
...gain, he does not have a choice, since [[291: Dignified|he has stapled the beret on his head.]]
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In this comic the situation is reversed: [[Beret Guy]] is bringing ice to a party, when he's lured by [[Danish]] up to "her
...nce}} card has been left on the counter. This could also be another pun on Beret Guy's response of yelling ''AAAAAAA'', which could be another kind of AAA c
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...one has such guns and starts shooting marshmallows at each other. We see [[Beret Guy]] and Megan who confront Cueball, saying ''Hey, {{w|noob}}! Eat {{w|Sta
Beret Guy realizes that the "streams" of marshmallows are about to cross and shou
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| titletext = 'I don't know, why is your beret staying on your head?' 'Staples.'
...a comment on this and the fact that Beret Guy has his head down. But then, Beret Guy gives him an answer, regarding where White Hat's head once came through
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[[Beret Guy]] uses spider {{w|psychology}} (that he has obviously learned from the
...making such an impossible project work is a typical behavioral pattern for Beret Guy, who continues to do amazing things with animals and other things from
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In ''[[xkcd: volume 0]]'', [[Beret Guy]] says:
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...ween women and orcs. When an audience member (or heckler) points this out, Beret Guy's response shows that his observations weren't intended as comedy in th
:[Beret Guy on stage, holding microphone.]
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...gory:My Hobby|My Hobby]] series, [[Cueball]] uses this tactic to confuse [[Beret Guy]], who spends the next three hours trying to understand what pun there
Beret Guy, however, has been fooled by the addition of ''no pun intended'' and tr
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Reading onwards, it seems that [[Beret Guy]] is just messing about with the scenario.
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...ty, this would be a very bad way of choosing the wheels of the automobiles Beret Guy's company produces. In addition to being extremely inefficient, as they
...ely to shut down a core search product, but they might change the API that Beret Guy's company uses (unless he's just going to their website himself), and t
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...mption. Upon hearing [[Cueball]] call him an asshole for driving an SUV, [[Beret Guy]], not wanting to appear to be such, trades his SUV in at the dealershi
...d their emissions, and that's exactly what [[Megan]] says, this time, when Beret Guy happens to drive past them again.
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:[Sauron from the Lord of the Rings is sitting at a bar, where Beret Guy is bartending; Sauron is wearing his trademark helmet, but he's hanging
:Beret Guy: Hey Sauron, why so glum?
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[[Category:Comics featuring Beret Guy]]
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...fun rather than constantly moping. The presence of squirrels may relate to Beret Guy's head's resemblance to an acorn.
As reinforced by the title text, the complete lack of angst on Beret Guy's part is off-putting to other nihilists.
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