55: Useless
Useless |
LiveJournal title: Useless |
Title text: Even the identity matrix doesn't work normally |
Explanation[edit]
This was the fifty-second and last comic originally posted to LiveJournal. The previous one was 53: Hobby, but the next comic, 56: The Cure, was never posted to LiveJournal. It was among the last eleven comics posted both on LiveJournal and on xkcd.com after the new site was launched. This comic was published on the same day across both sites, but not all of them shared the same posting day.
Randall is attempting to apply mathematics to the concept of love to no avail. Specifically, he is attempting his "normal approach", which is a term used in mathematics for the method one typically uses to solve a certain type of problem. However, as love is not a well-defined mathematical entity, his normal approach is useless. Simply put: he's saying he has found no way of describing love using only the tools of mathematics.
From the top, moving left to right, he tries the square root of love, the cosine of love, and the derivative of love with respect to x. He then attempts to left-multiply love by a 2x2 identity matrix, and finally he defines a function of love as a Fourier transform. These are all "normal approaches" to solving certain math problems. The message of the comic is that for someone who uses math to solve all their problems, defining love is impossible. It also indicates that love is not always a rational (or irrational) phenomenon.
Basic explanations of the functions[edit]
- The square roots of x are the two numbers (positive and negative) where each multiplied by itself equals x. Often only the positive answer is quoted.
- Cosine is a trigonometric function that, when given the measure of an angle in a right triangle as an input, outputs the ratio of the lengths of two sides of that triangle (for cosine, it is the non-hypotenuse side adjacent to the angle and the hypotenuse).
- A derivative of a function is the rate of change of that function at a given value of x. It is a primary focus of calculus. A basic example is where "velocity" is the rate of change of displacement at a given time, the derivative of velocity is "acceleration", which is the rate of change of velocity at a given time.
- Identity matrices are matrices that consist of only zeros and ones, with zeros everywhere except along the main diagonal. Multiplying a matrix by the equal-sized identity matrix will result in the same output in the same way that multiplying a non-matrix by 1 does not change the original term. The title text suggests that multiplying love by the identity matrix does not return the same "love" value.
- A Fourier transform converts a function of time into a function of frequency. Therefore the original function is now represented as a "sum" of simpler periodic functions, that is sinusoidal waves. This is commonly used in math and science because these sinusoidal waves are easy to work with, for instance when solving certain partial differential equations like the heat equation. It is also used to study the relative amplitudes of the various sinusoids that form a signal, the spectrum of the signal, for instance when using a spectrum analyzer on an audio signal. Evidently the Fourier Transform of love is either not readily found or does not exist, which is unusual as even functions that are quite complicated or discontinuous can be represented in the Fourier domain.
Transcript[edit]
- [Different mathematical equations, all with a heart on left side, and all ending up with question marks.]
- √♥ = ?
- cos ♥ = ?
- d/dx ♥ = ?
- [1 0]♥ = ?
- [0 1]
- F{♥} = 1/√2π ∫∞-∞f(t)eit♥dt = ?
- [Caption below the equations:]
- My normal approach is useless here.
Trivia[edit]
- In the book xkcd: volume 0, this comic is slightly different. The derivative is with respect to time (t) instead of x, and the function at the bottom is a Laplace transform instead of the bottom integral.
- Also in the book, a cipher is displayed prominently below the comic:
CY-O CMLROOCXN. YR M.AOGP. NRK.W ABE ,CYDRGY M.AOGP.M.BY YD.P. JAB X. BR OJC.BJ.V <D.B CY JRM.O YR NRK.W ,.-P. ANN CB YD. EAPTV [[TCBO.F
- This is a Dvorak to Qwerty cipher. Undeciphered, it reads:
- it"s impossiblE to mEasurE lovE, and Without mEasurEmEnt thErE can bE no sciEncE. whEn it comEs to lovE, WE"rE all in thE dark. __kinsEy
- It's impossible to measure love, and without measurement there can be no science. When it comes to love, we're all in the dark. --Kinsey
- it"s impossiblE to mEasurE lovE, and Without mEasurEmEnt thErE can bE no sciEncE. whEn it comEs to lovE, WE"rE all in thE dark. __kinsEy
- The modified book version used to be available as a T-shirt in the xkcd store before it was shut down.
- This used to be one of the footer comics featured in the bottom segment of xkcd.com.
Discussion
There seems to me to be a philosophical monologue going on here: What is the root of love? What is the angle of love? What is the derivative of love? What is the identity of love?
Unfortunately, I don't know much about the Fourier transform, so I'm at a loss for describing it in layman's terms. Anyone wanna lend a hand?
204.16.25.236 16:59, 13 February 2013 (UTC)MagnusVortex
- I think the better reading is:
- What is the root of love? (i.e. Where does love come from?)
- What are the signs of love? (Sine is a periodic function, and laypeople would confuse sin(heart) with sinning against love)
- How do you derive love?
- How do you identify love? (i.e. How do you know when you've fallen in love? How do you know when someone truly loves you?)
- The last one is a bit harder to interpret. Possible interpretations include:
- What is the frequency/wavelength of love?
- How often do you fall in love?
- How do you transform love?
- What is the spectrum of love? (gay, straight, bi, asexual, &c.)
- How do you find love analytically?
- Randall Munroe would likely consider the possibility of multiple interpretations of the last one to be a feature, not a bug.
- I worry that most xkcd readers would not realize that Munroe is posing specific questions.
- —DrDnar 173.245.56.27 22:52, 29 June 2016 (UTC)
I believe the last one is:
What is the frequency of love?
-JD 132.3.25.79 18:02, 25 February 2013 (UTC)
For those of you who have used Mathematica, if you replace the heart with "Indeterminate", you'll find yourself in a similar situation: essentially all functions of Indeterminate yield Indeterminate. It can be frustrating. --Quicksilver (talk) 20:11, 25 August 2013 (UTC)
It is clear that the author has yet to study non-linear dynamics as this approach has already been covered in
Strogatz, S. H. (1988) Love affairs and differential equations. Math. Magazine 61,35. Strogatz, S. H. (1994) Nonlinear Dynamics and Chaos: With Applications to Physics, Biology, Chemistry and Engineering. (Perseus Books, Reading, Massachusetts)
One is forced to conclude that love is chaotic.
-Boyd 160.5.148.8 07:59, 10 October 2013 (UTC)
I feel like there's a pun within the alt-text: "Even the Identity matrix doesn't work normally" but I'm not sure I "get" the pun. It could simply be a reference to the fact that love tends to change who you are, in marriage the idea of two becoming one, or it could be referencing the Identity (0) directly. Even the Identity formula doesn't output zero. 173.245.50.108 00:35, 24 September 2017 (UTC) Sam
These observations should have been enough of a warning to those of us who don't have "other approches" figures out to just stay away... it wasn't in my case. I regret that.--TheTimeBandit (talk) 21:55, 30 October 2017 (UTC)
Ok, I know this comic was posted 16 years ago and someone who was born the day it was published would be in high school today. (Feel old?) However, it looks like no one has mentioned it til now, that this comic is almost a direct rebuttal to the previous comic, 54: Science. --mezimm 172.70.126.87 20:34, 1 March 2022 (UTC)