:[Black Hat is standing next to a large badge that says FUCK Computational Linguistics.]
...I... You know, I'm sick of easy targets. Anyone can make fun of emo kids. You know who's had it too easy? Computational Linguists. "Ooh, look at me! My f
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...elling a product) and therefore are potentially just out to make a buck on you, especially the ones who have a free blog with a paid product, since it is
:8:00am-whenever Fuck around
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{{comicsrow|388|2008-02-25|Fuck Grapefruit}}
{{comicsrow|348|2007-11-23|Close to You}}
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...an effect Randall has used to [[:Category:Comics_to_make_one_feel_old|make you feel old]] several times (for instance he mentions The Matrix again two yea
:Megan: Holy fuck, ten years ago?
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:Text picture: Hey, let's troll the fuck out of the Twilight boards
:Stephenie Meyer (typing): Hi, it's Stephenie Meyer. Fine, you don't like my books. But please leave us alone.
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Note that Randall uses similar diagrams in each of [[388: Fuck Grapefruit]], [[1242: Scary Names]] and [[1501: Mysteries]], which also con
...although going by the exact wording of the starting hypothesis, "The thing you study just showed up in your classroom", the implication is that up until t
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| title = Fuck Grapefruit
...n the chart. Ever spent half an hour trying to open a coconut with a rock? Fuck coconuts.
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:Friend: So, are you guys out of the woods?
...nosis, then treated you, and at the end of treatment either you beat it or you died.
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...<p>Alternatively, the line <q>fuck the cosine</q> resembles the slogan {{w|fuck the police}}.</p>
# Lots of jokes have been made out of the template "does liking X make you gay?", where the speaker is afraid that he may be a homosexual. Here, the s
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...Ls on chalkboards, encircled with a DNE. They went unerased for months. If you see this, feel free to replace the URL with xkcd.com.
...tactic for less conspicuous {{w|URL}}s to their sites. He also kindly asks you to replace those messages with xkcd.com to get some free advertising.
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...y pushing him down a hill. While tumbling down the hill he shouts back "as you wish" identifying him as her first love. She tumbles after, landing on top
If you haven't seen the movie or read the book, you may find it helpful to read the synopsis of the book {{w|The_Princess_Bride
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...amples in a sentence shown to the right. These sentences are not something you would be likely to overhear. In the case of ''fucking fungible'' it is also
...olloquialism ''effing'' or ''F-ing'' is a way of censoring "the F-word", ''fuck''. The two used together resembles someone partially self-censoring the phr
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...ed future. He ends with the clear and simple explanation of his choicesβ"Fuck. That. Shit."
...routine life becomes, or the more routine life becomes, the less creative you become. This is a chicken and egg type question, which is dramatically bro
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...pull on something without it breaking. Shear strength represents how hard you can try to cut it without it breaking. Many materials have great tensile st
|style="text-align:right;"|because some fuck brought
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...out our place in the universe. I'm supposed to care about college? I mean, FUCK.
:Princess: My kingdom needs you!
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:Cueball: The line is full, asshole! Fuck off!
:Cueball: Do... do you want a hug?
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...ks are common sense, highly-useful ones (e.g., if it's 30 degrees Celsius, you'd be quite comfortable outside dressed for the beach) but some of the bench
...C, the user is incapable of closing their mouth after starting the first "fuck", and so extends it into one long one.
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This comic makes use of the existential idea of "finding meaning where you look for it," a recurring theme in xkcd. The caption implies that a bathroo
...ext to him is covered in graffiti: "you suck," "Mike sucks cock," "CUNT," "fuck," "BITCHAS," "dane was here" struck through and "dane is a fag" written und
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...ment thread, get out the debit card, buy us some music, and let's rock the fuck out', while she shows the {{w|sign of the horns|sign of the horns}}. The pr
:Megan [off-panel]: What are you doing?
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| titletext = I'm waiting for the day when, if you tell someone 'I'm from the internet', instead of laughing they just ask 'oh
: These are early sites that offered to help you find your former classmates from school, a role largely taken over by the b
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