Help I'm trapped in a driver's license factory Elaine Roberts

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Help I'm trapped in a driver's license factory Elaine Roberts

Elaine Roberts seen in 1337: Part 3
First appearance 342: 1337: Part 2
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Help I'm Trapped In A Driver's License Factory Elaine Roberts, known simply as Elaine or Elaine Roberts, is the world's best hacker. She is the oldest child of Mrs. Roberts, and has a younger brother nicknamed Little Bobby Tables. She is primarily featured in the 1337 xkcd series, where she is introduced. She was mentored by Donald Knuth in his mountain hideaway for four years until she bested him. She has broken into the NSA headquarters with the help of Adrian Lamo. She helped Steve Jobs develop a vision of the future Apple, as well as having fought MPAA and RIAA ninja with Richard Stallman's help.

According to trivia in the title text of 342: 1337: Part 2, "Elaine" is actually her middle name. Her actual "first" name is "Help I'm trapped in a driver's license factory" as stated in the title text of 327: Exploits of a Mom.

When she is drawn as an adult, she has white shoulder-length hair, and is a named version of Blondie, like how Rob is a named version of Cueball.

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