2057: Internal Monologues

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Internal Monologues
Haha, just kidding, everyone's already been hacked. I wonder if today's the day we find out about it.
Title text: Haha, just kidding, everyone's already been hacked. I wonder if today's the day we find out about it.


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This comic explores some seemingly strange perspectives that academics or professionals might have due to their deeper knowledge and understanding of the fields that they study.

Many seemingly mundane phenomena can actually be quite weird or counterintuitive if you understand how they really work. The five people featured in this comic, all from different disciplines, are all aware of certain facts about reality that seem so strange even they have trouble believing they are true; yet, undeniably, they are.

  • Megan, a botanist, is struck by the fact that trees are made in part from air, as in the carbon dioxide they consume.
  • Cueball, a physicist, finds it weird that he can feel the gravity between an object in his hand (his phone) and the Earth.
  • Blondie, a computer security researcher, knows of the inherent insecurity of computer systems and wonders if today is the day everyone will get hacked, collapsing our society.
  • Hairy, a graphic designer, wonders what sequence of events drove a store's decision to use a particular recognizable font for their signage.
  • Ponytail, studying medicine, wonders how humans manage to seem so normal on the outside, given that most of their bodies are made up of things usually unmentionable.

Four of the five people are pondering things that they happen to find very interesting but that aren't too concerning to an everyday person, whereas what Blondie is pondering could have widespread or even global effects on our way of life. In the title text, Blondie amends her thought, since she actually knows an even more concerning truth: we've already all been hacked, and we just don't know it yet.

Below the different fields thoughts are explained in detail.


Much of the mass of trees is extracted from the air. An Australian ABC program explains that "Trees are made from air". More precisely: The bulk of the mass of a tree is composed of cellulose and water.

Cellulose is a polysaccharide, a large molecule consisting of many glucose molecules (C6H12O6) bonded together. Plants make those glucose molecules through photosynthesis: they make them by combining water (H2O) and carbon dioxide molecules (CO2) using the energy from sunlight, releasing oxygen in the process (O2). Plants get the carbon dioxide from the atmosphere, and arguably the water also as it usually comes from rain which is condensed water vapor.

The main photosynthesis balance is given by the formula :

6 CO2 + 6 H2O -> C6H12O6 + 6 O2


Gravity and electromagnetism are the two of four fundamental forces in physics which can be detected by a human. Gravity is the weakest of all, but when big masses like the Earth are involved it overwhelms all the others because atoms are electrically neutral and thus electromagnetism has only a minor impact at this scale. On the other hand Cueball's phone obtains its shape because solid state bodies are hold together by electric forces between the atoms and molecules at small scales. The gravitational force is about 10−36 weaker than electromagnetism but both keep our world in that form we know well.

The other two fundamental forces are beyond any human imagination and apply only on atomic scales and below.

Computer Security[edit]

Anyone well versed in computer security understands just how insecure the systems that we depend on actually are.

In the title text it is noted that possibly all our systems are already hacked, and we just haven't found out yet. Since malicious hackers do their work covertly, a successful hack often isn't discovered until days, weeks, or even years later if at all. By that time they may have successfully hacked many other systems using the same techniques and/or exploiting the same widely unknown or un-patched security flaws. Some high profile hacks recently discovered at the time of this posting include a 50-million user hack of Facebook and Google+ announcing they are shutting down the consumer side of Google+, in part due to a security flaw that was discovered and patched months ago.

Graphic Design[edit]

Graphic designers recognize fonts and design elements, and see how they come together. In this comic, the graphic designer wonders how the Law & Order font was chosen for a particular storefront's sign. Law & Order is a police procedural TV series created by Dick Wolf in 1990, which has had various spinoffs. The font used for the title sequence of Law & Order is called Friz Quadrata, and is also the font used for the signage of the New York Police Department headquarters.


Doctors are well versed in human anatomy, and are likely to think about what is inside of people more than the average person would. And most people would actually like not to think about all the blood and bones we are all carrying around with us. Not to mention the poop or the contents of our stomach that could be considered vomit or the pee etc.

Most people do not think about that the person next to them is actually a skeleton packed in meat and animated by electricity... But Ponytail does, because she is being exposed to this fact all the time through her study of Medicine.


[Beneath a two line caption are five characters shown, with their thoughts inside thought bubbles. Below them are labels giving their respective fields of science.]
Internal Monologues
from various fields
Megan: I can't get over the fact that trees are made of air.
Cueball [looking at a phone in his hand]: It's so weird that I can feel the Earth and my phone being pulled together.
Computer security
Blondie: I wonder if today will be the day everyone gets hacked and it all finally collapses.
Graphic design
Hairy: I wonder how that store ended up with the Law & Order font for their sign.
Ponytail: We're all acting normal even though we're full of blood and bones and poop.


  • 913: Core shows what a geologist might have thought about had they been in this comic.
  • A similar expression of a mundane phenomenon that's really weird when you think about it can be seen in 203: Hallucinations.
  • This comic has a similar setup to some other kinds of thoughts between such scientific fields presented in 435: Purity.
  • On computer security Randall gave a similar message about voting software security in 2030: Voting Software.
  • On medicine Doctor Ponytail offers similar thoughts already in 1839: Doctor Visit.

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No maths? Too bad... 14:39, 10 October 2018 (UTC)Some Nerd

Mathematicians don't need to wonder why, they can show their working. 15:17, 10 October 2018 (UTC)

If we're going to mention other places the font is used at, I figured it may be worth leaving this here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friz_Quadrata#Usage (not necessarily worth adding to the explanation, but people may be interested in the trivia.) 22:42, 10 October 2018 (UTC)

WHAT? They are shutting down Google+? What will I be not-really-using now? -- Hkmaly (talk) 23:40, 10 October 2018 (UTC)

I interpreted the observation that trees are mostly made of air as referring to the fact that much of the internal structure is composed of hollow tubes filled with air. This also makes sense because wood floats in water due to the amount of air inside the wood fibers. Ianrbibtitlht (talk) 14:01, 11 October 2018 (UTC)

A link between this comic and 1839 is needed (both directions), as the doctor is having the same issues. Would do it myself, but I am at work and do not have the time for proper writing, and will forget about this by the time I am home.--Lupo (talk) 06:41, 12 October 2018 (UTC)

Maybe, but it's only trivia because it doesn't explain this comic. And we have categories shown at the bottom. --Dgbrt (talk) 19:24, 12 October 2018 (UTC)
Yes, you are right, it fits better in trivia. Thanks for moving it there. Categories do not show the similarity in doctor ponytails statements. --Lupo (talk) 21:50, 12 October 2018 (UTC)